A FRAGILE PARIS WILL STAY PUT IN JAIL

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Hollywood outlaw Paris Hilton spent her first night in the County jail medical ward sullen and withdrawn.According to TMZ, Paris has been crying a lot, praying and extremely withdrawn in the medical ward at Twin Towers, an L.A. County jail facility.

Sources have described her condition today as “fragile” and “despondent.” One source called her “a train wreck” while another said she is “sullen and withdrawn.”

Detoxing perhaps?

Paris was visited by her Psychiatrist Dr. Charles Sophy and had a two hour session with him.

She has been put in a room by herself with a glass door. For her protection, a sergeant guards the door at all times.

Meanwhile, despite earlier reports, Paris says she will not appeal her 45-day jail sentence. Here’s the statement:

Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge’s decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff’s concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.

I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.”

Translation: Her lawyer told her she had no grounds for appeal, so she might as well spin it as though she is being tough and facing her sentence. She needs the PR after yesterday’s sobfest.

And, she’ll now spend her time doped up on happy pills in the soft beds of the medical ward, so it won’t be so bad.

And I loved the patriotism-inducing Iraq comment. She should run for office! (Well, at least the lawyer who wrote this should!)

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27 Comments

  1. parissucksliterally
    June-9-2007 @ 7:26 pm

    GOOD.

    Don’t waste anyone’s time.

    The only time she ever didn’t want attention? She doesn’t give a shit about Iraq……….

  2. Godiva
    June-9-2007 @ 7:44 pm

    Was she thinking about Iraq when she kept on yelling “MOM!” during the hearing… stupid B*TCH

  3. qwkinuf
    June-9-2007 @ 7:51 pm

    TMZ.com is reporting that Paris Hilton has not eaten, slept, been crying a lot and is acting withdrawn since arriving at the medical ward of a Los Angeles jail. Wow! That’s what my 5 year old does when I send her to her room.

    I do have a question about all this Hilton business. If Nicole Ritchie ends up going into the slam, could we end up with parparazzi photos of Hilton and Ritchie going over the wall?

  4. Truly
    June-9-2007 @ 7:54 pm

    I hate Paris, but I didn’t know that MOST people do. I remember a lot of people felt bad for Marth Stewart, Lil’ Kim, and Winona Ryder (I know she didn’t go to jail, but a lot of people felt bad for her during her trial). I seriously thought she had more fans than she does.
    She wants people to focus on Iraq, but she didn’t even REGISTER TO VOTE!
    I wonder if she’s going through drug withdrawel. Doesn’t she use cocaine or something?
    I have NO SYMPATHY for ANY drunk drivers. I’d have her in prison for doing it THREE TIMES! No one has the right to endanger the lives of others on the road like that.

  5. candyapple
    June-9-2007 @ 8:18 pm

    Good one qwkinuf!!!! I doubt if she was EVER sent to her room. Her parents should be ashamed at the child they raised … she is not prepared for the real world. Yes, she is an adult but how can anyone think she was adequately prepared? No excuses!! Suck it up and be a big girl! She soooo needs to take responsibilty for her own actions!

    The Iraq quote is insulting and disgusting …

  6. kc
    June-9-2007 @ 9:29 pm

    When will this bitch shut up and just go far, far, far, away and never be seen from again. God I can’t stand her!!!!

  7. Luella
    June-9-2007 @ 9:32 pm

    I think she is starting finally to come to the realization that everybody fuckin hates her. That may be part of the reason they are not appealing. (I say they because Paris makes no decisions for herself.) I halfway wish she would have stayed out of jail because I believe that would have truly been the nail in her coffin as far as the public is concerned. I just hope and pray that she will not become relevant or more famous after this stupid shit is finally over.

  8. Stephi
    June-9-2007 @ 10:49 pm

    Her lawyers have really screwed up in this whole case!! My dad’s a barrister and he was saying to me that everyone in the profession is saying that it has been handled really badly and they actually look stupider than Paris does in the whole incident.
    At least now she is settled into one place and some sort of sentence appears to be decided. It was so strange that I’m wondering if her medical condition could have been withdrawl? She needs to toughen up and serve out the rest of her sentence with no more controversy.

  9. SAS
    June-9-2007 @ 11:08 pm

    So she should stay there for gods sake. I would be a bit insulted if i were one of the physicians at the jail- like she didn’t think they were good enough to treat her herpes!
    .
    I think the person that comes off looking the worst in all this is actually the idiotic sheriff catering to her every whim. they had to re-program her ankle monitor cos her house was so big and he was the one that suggested she could ‘phone in’ her appearance in court! If he gets re-elected (is that how it works over there?) there is something very wrong. someone that can be bought so easily should not be in a position like that.

  10. MiniMe
    June-10-2007 @ 5:10 am

    WOW Paris, now, that is a grown up woman talking! What took you so long. But it’s pretty coherent, given her FRAGILE MENTAL STATE, wouldn’t you say???? She’s just trying to save her “career,” whatever that is. Too bad we all know what she really is - a whiny, selfish, self-absorbed b*otch. I think the best thing she can do after getting out is to just disappear!

    And to everyone defending her, just know this: Defending Paris means YOU SUPPORT A RACIST!!!!

    P.S.: Her bitter lesson is what? That she isn’t loved by the masses as she was deluded to believe?

  11. HUH?
    June-10-2007 @ 5:52 am

    SHE DIDN’T WRITE THIS SHIT….THAT’S FOR SURE….

    BITCH DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL IRAQ…MUCH LESS WHERE IT IS OR WHAT’S GOING ON THERE…..HER LAWYER AND PUBLICIST ARE FULL OF SHIT!

    I STILL HOPE SHE HANGS HERSELF AND IF SHE WAS WILLING TO “SERVE” HER SENTENCE…SHE WOULD BE IN REAL FREAKING JAIL!!!!

    SHE SHOULD JUST DISSAPEAR!

  12. HUH?
    June-10-2007 @ 5:54 am

    JUST SO THAT YOU IDIOTS ARE CLEAR….

    ***********SHE DIDN’T WRITE THAT**************

    AND IS CALLED…IMAGE CONTROL!

  13. devin
    June-10-2007 @ 5:58 am

    Still no sympathy for her. It’s the first time in her miserable life that she has no one to kiss her ass or tell her how wonderful she is.

  14. Sarah
    June-10-2007 @ 7:31 am

    FUCK ALL OF YOU! Nothing makes you happy? She’s not going to appeal, you criticize her. She goes on and appeal, you criticize her. You’re just a bunch of jealous haters that try to hate on someone in order to feel better of your sad, pathetic lives. She’ll always be better than you and she’ll always be richer than you. Beat that, fuckers!

  15. Sarah
    June-10-2007 @ 7:33 am

    FUCK ALL OF YOU! Nothing makes you happy? She’s not going to appeal, you criticize her. She goes on and appeals, you criticize her. You’re just a bunch of jealous haters that try to hate on someone in order to feel better about your sad, pathetic lives. She’ll always be better than you and she’ll always be richer than you! Beat that, fuckers!

  16. Texan
    June-10-2007 @ 7:54 am

    And they’ll always be someone richer than her. . . .
    Are you criticizing us to make yourself feel better, Sarah?

  17. HUH?
    June-10-2007 @ 7:57 am

    SARAH….FUCK OFF…GO VISIT HER IN JAIL AND GIVE HER A BJ! THOSE CRABS WILL SHUT YOUR TRAP!

    PEOPLE STILL HATE HER BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T WRITE THIS…SHE’S NOT REPENTING…THE PEOPLE HER PARENTS PAY ARE THE PEOPLE REPENTING….

    THIS WHORE WILL NEVER….****NEVER**** LEARN!

  18. dottcomm1
    June-10-2007 @ 8:19 am

    i said it before, i’ll say it again… the “illness” paris had was self-induced. she didn’t take her meds. self-centered, coniving brat.
    .
    Following the hearing, Baca said he decided to put Hilton under house arrest because he was concerned about a serious medical condition he could not disclose, though his further comments suggested psychological problems.
    .
    He said he had learned from one of her doctors that she was not taking a certain medication while she was in custody previously and her “inexplicable deterioration” puzzled county psychiatrists.

  19. parissucksliterally
    June-10-2007 @ 9:18 am

    Sarah, you are pathetic.

    …..and yes, the Sherriff looks like a moron.

  20. J
    June-10-2007 @ 9:54 am

    Of course she won’t appeal. She was caught detoxing in jail while serving a sentence for drunk driving. Her lawyers would no better than to fight that one.

  21. BeJeeBus
    June-10-2007 @ 10:27 am

    Oh Sarah…….!

    P.S Paris is a sewer rat!

  22. June-10-2007 @ 10:31 am

    The only thing that will make paris a true MORON in my opinion is if she converts to a religion in jail…that would be kaput in my book. But it is a HUGE market…so it might happen.

  23. Lola Lola
    June-10-2007 @ 12:08 pm

    Wow, Sarah’s really got a ‘hate’ problem, doesn’t she? Paris is better than anyone else? Wow. That’s a creative twist. Guess that’s why she’s in jail & I’m not? Cause she’s better than me? Being richer certainly hasn’t made her smarter or happier. She is still a sad, shallow shell. That ridiculous statement was so clearly manufactured for her! As if she has ever thought of anyone other than herself in her whole life?

    Sarah, maybe I hate her because with all that money, she has done nothing to improve anyone or anything other than herself. Maybe with all those incredible opportunities, all she can do is party, preen and drive drunk. What a waste of space.

  24. Agustina
    June-10-2007 @ 2:57 pm

    I hope she rottens in jail

  25. Maximum Big Surprise
    June-10-2007 @ 3:16 pm

    Well said, Lola! I’m surprised Paris has any fans at all. Who are these people and are they really that gullible??

  26. dottcomm1
    June-10-2007 @ 3:31 pm

    hey sarah - if you were in jail, paris would walk by, spit on you, and laugh. then again, so would most people here!!

  27. only.1.without.herpes
    June-11-2007 @ 7:30 am

    Ha Dott.. that is sooo funny!!!! How can anyone defend that selfish twit? And saying she is better than any of us b/c she has money.. WAY LAME! There are many many people with or without money who try to be good people and treat themselves and others with respect and try to make this world a better place… that has nothing to do with money!!! And I am personally offended at the audacity of whomever wrote this pathetic PR statement b/c I have 10 family members in Iraq / Afghanistan.. trying to do something that’s right (as right as it can be considering the state of the wars) providing medical care and solice for many soldiers and innocent Iraqi families.. AND NONE OF THEM ARE RICH BUT ARE MUCH MUCH MUCH BETTER PEOPLE THAN PARIS WILL EVER DREAM OF BEING!!!

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