GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

Posted Saturday, June 9th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
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Is she still with John Mayer? Have they broken up again?

These are just a few of the puzzling questions that have kept gossipologists up at night as Jessica Simpson coyly plays a game of I’ll-Never-Tell with the paparazzi.

While the blonde starlet has remianed mum on the status of her realtionship with the shaggy-haired crooner, young Jessica is opening up about just how she goes about satisfying her man.

The 26-year-old former Mrs. Nick Lachey has revealed that she enjoys channeling the spirit of The Pussycat Dolls to please her men. “I love the way they dance. I do some of the moves myself but not in public - I keep that for the bedroom,” she told The Sun.

Jessica’s involvement with the dance troupe has proved to be beneficial. “I love watching them. I take notes and then keep them for those private moments,” she added.

Well, if John isn’t interested in a private show, something tells me Miss Simpson won’t have a hard time finding an interested audience.

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J.Simp proudly shows off her brand new ‘do on a very late night out at LA’s Sunset Marquis with BFF Ken Paves last night.

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28 Comments to “GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN”

  1. priapism
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    1

    ummm, she looks fuckin hot
  2. parissucksliterally
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
    2

    this is the best I’ve seen her look in a long time.

    Nice job Jess.

    You’re still a loser though…..lol
  3. Stephi
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    3

    She looks really good here!! And her hair looks pretty amazing, it must be very convenient when Ken’s around! It looks as though she’s lot a little weight as well, probably because of all the cruel headlines about her. Hope she’s feeling a bit better about herself!
  4. saywhut
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    4

    I say 30% of the hair on her hair is real, 70% fake. What do you guys think?
  5. anonymous
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    5

    Have you seen those gross wigs she sells with Paves? http://www.hairuwear.com Eeek!
  6. Anonymous
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    6

    she looks fantastic here.
  7. Texan
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
    7

    wow, she looks like her former self!
  8. B
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    8

    I love her hair!
  9. anonymous
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
    9

    Oh yeah, she’s such a loser, she has millions of $$$ and good looks, celebrity buzz, what doesn’t she fo? Oh that’s right, comment on every post on an obscure Hollywood gossip blog, right, PSL?
  10. SAS
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    10

    ^ ^ well anonymous, if you don’t like it there is certainly nothing keeping you here. why don’t you try somewhere less ‘obscure’- perez seems to cater well to assholes.
    .
    as much as i can’t stand her- jess looks fabulous here! i have a sneaking feeling its not over with mayer- she’s stil got the faux-grunge look going with her clothes.
  11. keller
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    11

    I love her. People diss on her but they are just envious. She can’t act or sing, but she is attractive and entertaining. I love her blonde the best. I have never thought she was fat, but now she looks like she is slimming down. My husband loves her any way. Way to go Jess. Just keep it up.
  12. candyapple
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    12

    She does look good here … but she still has that “I’m lost” look? She doesn’t seem to have to confidence that she had when she was with Nick. Just sayin’.

    Your opinion and comments are appreciated here psl.
  13. THE DEVIL
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
    13

    Nice hair!
  14. EAT IT
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
    14

    people have been looking good after break-ups lately, including her!
  15. oh, you
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 1:00 am
    15

    Well, anonymous2, in my opinion the only thing more loserly than making a critical remark in the comment section of an obscure gossip blog (guilty!) is getting on the comment section to criticize critical remarks. The internet was made for snarkyness, and if you’re above it then why are you here? Go take a walk, plant a tree, play with your children, or find out more about this Iraq situation Paris Hilton has just alerted us to.
  16. Liz
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 5:23 am
    16

    I would say nice hair but now that i know it’s a weave i’m turned off. She has overly large facial features therefore i can’t stand her face. It looks like a cartoon plus she’s so short. Ewh
  17. HUH?
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 5:56 am
    17

    THIS BITCH IS SOOOO STUPID…..

    HERE’S THE TRANSLATION OF THAT QUOTE…

    “I WANNA BE SEXY AGAIN…PUSSYCAT DOLLS INVITE ME TO DO YOUR SHOW SO THAT SEXY PICS OF ME AS A BLOND RUN ON ALL GOSSIP PAPERS AND BLOGS…PEOPLE LIKE ME BLOND!”
  18. ah memories
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 6:49 am
    18

    I agree with HUH. Hey, remember when Jessica Simpson was proudly, publicly a virgin? Back before Lachey? That was cute.
  19. BeJeeBus
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 9:31 am
    19

    Wow, I just can’t stomach the assholes who come here and talk shit about the posters being losers for posting here, when in fact they are here as well. Shut the fuck up morons! We are allowed to talk smack about celebs, that’s what they are there for, and stop bitchin on other posters, that’s the lamest bullish EVER!
  20. BeJeeBus
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 10:28 am
    20

    Oh, and Jessica has no business being famous…at….all!
  21. Cynthia
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 10:44 am
    21

    She has confidence now that she has experienced sex, something big tits Nick couldn’t give her. She looks better without the orange glow, but that’s about it. She still needs to fix her schnozz like her smart truthful baby sis.
  22. Randi
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    22

    Amen to both posts BeJeeBus
  23. parissucksliterally
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    23

    Thanks everyone! I also love the people who come here, attack people, but sign “anonymous”.

    Jessica is a LOSER- she is so desperate- her career is over. She’ll just sell shit from now on……Major Movie Star will of course flop. She’s destined for the Home Shopping Network.
  24. candyapple
    Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    24

    What the fuck she gonna sell on HSN? Oh, the possibilities ….
  25. hotbitch
    Posted: Jun 11th, 2007 at 5:54 am
    25

    She looks sooooo much better here! This is the old Jessica we actually used to like. But she still has to be pathetic by pulling her shirt taut.
  26. crumbly
    Posted: Jun 11th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    26

    Hey, if I had to go through chemo and lost all my hair, I’d buy one of Jess’s wigs.
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  28. Outby50
    Posted: Oct 10th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    28

    Ya’ll need to learn something from Her here.
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