HILTON’S NEW COURT DATE

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Screw the phone date — Judge Michael T. Sauer has ordered Paris Hilton to appear in court for the hearing, which is scheduled to take place in only moments.

Paris is presently in a chauffeured car en route to the courthouse.

Stay tuned!

UPDATE: Paris is late. Quelle surprise!

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8 Comments

  1. She
    June-8-2007 @ 8:53 am

    YEAH!!! YOU GO JUDGE!
    Paris, you suck ass!

  2. only.1.without.herpes
    June-8-2007 @ 8:54 am

    I like this Judge Sauer! Rock On!!!

  3. bit bit
    June-8-2007 @ 8:57 am

    Throw her ass back in the pokey!

  4. Angelina Jolie
    June-8-2007 @ 9:13 am

    Gorgeous as ever! The judge wants her to come in because he has a crush on her. Who wouldn’t! Paris, Jesus is looking over you and the Lord will take care of you and ensure that you’re kept a safe distance from the ugly and fat people of this world. America and the world of Earth love you Paris! Even the jews in Israel are praying for you.

  5. mmyers
    June-8-2007 @ 9:24 am

    She’s a racist whoremonger with herpes who thinks she’s better than everyone else! I hope the judge makes her go back, especially for trying to do a conference call hearing and now for being late. She’s got no respect.

  6. She
    June-8-2007 @ 9:24 am

    Glad someone is praying for her.
    Though maybe they need to pray for her mental state, which is: SPOILED BRAT

  7. my2cents
    June-8-2007 @ 9:58 am

    If she goes back to jail it will make my day. Guess all those cupcakes and chocolate covered strawberries will have to rot, hahahaha. She is late? That is classic.

  8. SAS
    June-8-2007 @ 2:55 pm

    woohoo go judge! maybe he’s got daughters- thats why he feels so strongly about this? either way good on him for UPHOLDING THE LAW!
    and you can bet that the hiltons have tried to ‘influence’ ($$) him he’s obviously having none of it!

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