Rather than serving out the rest of her 23-day sentence at an LA jail, Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest in her uber West Hollywood home for 40 days.
So, why the early release date? Medical reasons, apparently.
Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept. spokesperson Steve Whitmore said he cannot release details about Paris’ medical issue due to confidentiality. (Could Hilton be contributing to an outbreak of herpes perhaps?)
Thank God the authorities allowed this fragile flower to go home to her 100% Egyptian cotton sheets. Justice has been served, the media had a field day and I know Paris has learned an important lesson from this experience, which is “I really am better than everyone else and I do deserve special treatment.”
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Medical reasons? Hot dogs go against her stict diet? WTF
BULLSHIT.
she already has rampant STD’s….what’s a little staph infection?
this is CRAP.
ahha PSL you always crack me up
I guess she really DID break her teeth on the bars.
This was the largest waste of time EVER!!!! Great way to show people how the system works. We all knew she wasnt going to stay in but damn…did the jail need to lie about it? Why not just say….hey….she cried and we felt bad?
how many people can she have over her house?
HOW is she “still in custody”?
I am so fucking angry right now. Any of US would have been left there to fucking ROT- staph or not.
Someone is going to kill her- too many people will be pissed off by this.
URGH! that wonky eyed skank herpes bitch cant do anything. She is so freakin ugly its hilarious—her mugshot should be called a fugshot!
I wish she would fuck off—I used to actually like her—but her true rotten colours are shining our of her, like slime out of a zit!
Bitch should have rotted for longer in JAIL!!!
they are making a mockery out of the american judicial system… even more so, relatively speaking i guess. This is
total bullshit SHE WAS JUST GOING THROUGH DETOX SINCE SHE HASNT DONE ANY DRUGS FOR 3 DAYS,
AKA MEDICAL REASONS. the funny thing is that she could have really gotten some of the haters on her side if
she had just sucked it up and completed the sentence instead of proving once again that she is truly a self absorbed spoiled jerk.
this is some fucking bullshit ..medical reason? come on lets gets fucking serious.there are people in jail that give birth .There are people in jail that have FUCKING CANCER .
LA judicial system is A FUCKING JOKE!!!
**** remember how she was crying her eyes out and telling everyone that she hopes her fans can learn from this…um, yeah Paris, the only thing we’re learning is that $$$ talks.
BULLSHIT!! this makes me so mad. so it honestly looks like that if you’re rich, you can basically get away with anything. there’s absolutely no justice in this world. :
Yup…I bet it was withdrawal. We all knew this was going to happen. Now she gets to detox in the comfort of her own home on prescription meds. How nice for her.
Oh wow!!! Big shocker here. Lets be honest any bit of respect I might have been able to find for this idiot just left the jailhouse.
this will make her even MORE smug……..look at the shit she gets away with……..so much for learning her lesson
I tried not to say anything bad in the earlier post, but the reason given does sound like bullsh*t.
A) This just proves to me that she couldn’t do it. That sounds kind of obvious, but she’s had an attitude this whole time that it might not be fun, but she can do it. She wants to pretend that she’s gonna pay her debt to society and get everyone off her back, then ppl will respect her. Then when it comes right down to it, she’s just a selfish snob who can’t do 3 weeks without a pillow.What an idiotic weakling.
B) We may bitch about the U.S.’s justice system, but Kate Moss is spotted with coke on her pants more times than I can count, and Pete Doherty is arrested for possession every week, and no one locks them up. Go figure. At least Hilton saw the inside of a jail.
i hate her so much. we are the idiots who pay them millions of dollars to play in stupid movies. or buy her shit with her name written on it. shit she wouldn’t even wear herself.
that fucking heiress never did anything except being born and sucking dick in front of a camera to get there.
hi paris!!! way to go babe!!! u R my hero-ess! Way to tell all those fat white supremacists where to go and buy your way back into ur glamcastle! Hmmm, what medical reasons could apply? I got tested after our last hot night and I’m clean. R u cheating on me?
Fucking hope she gets CANCER
Jessyka, the UK has much more lax drug laws than the US so not such a good comparison.
secondly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, oh boo, Paris was sent home on my special day, what? what? what? that’s no birthday present :O(
Happy birthday lolly!!! Much better to hear that fun news than hear paris is a risk to public health again.
I actually think that this is a better option for Paris. I mean it means that the jail doesn’t have to cater to her special needs but she is also getting punished at the same time while being in more comfortable surroundings. The worst punishment for her would be not being able to go out and be seen by the paps and that will still be happening. I kinda wanted to read the prison diary she was gonna write though….guess that won’t be happening.
Oh yeah btw, Happy Brithday Lolly have a great day!!
Happy Birthday Lolly!
If it makes you feel any better, OJ was freed on My Mom’s birthday…
maybe Paris will get shot for mine in November.
^ ^ LOL fuck psl you made me choke on my coffee! well lilo’s birthday is the same as mine (year and day) and thats every year damnit!