The headline on People magazine’s upcoming annual “Hottest Bachelor†issue says it all: “Mario Lopez Bares All.â€
Inside the issue, the notorious fidelity-challenged playboy (he’s cheated on both ex-fiancée Ali Landry and recent gal pal Karina Smirnoff) re-creates the sexiest poses in history, including Mark Wahlberg’s Calvin Klein ad and the infamous bearskin-rug pose Burt Reynolds struck for Playgirl magazine back in the early 1970s.
And while he may be one of the most chiseled guys in Hollywood, Mario admits he was the world’s chubbiest baby. “I looked like a sumo wrestler,” says Mario. “My mom had to pull the fat folds apart when she bathed me!”
Stay tuned for all the skin-baring scans!!!
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I think Ali Landry was his WIFE. She found out on the honeymoon what a hound he was….
He’s so pretty, a gay boy’s dream.
yeah it was his wife and he cheated on the honeymoon. such a dick
What’s in those shorts???
Damn he is so f*ckable!!! But that can’t be all his in those shorts right????
Actually, he’d been cheating the whole time he was dating Ali. She only found out about it on her honeymoon. Poor girl.
I think Mark Wahlberg looked hotter–and subtler
I really don’t find that body very attractive. I don’t really get the greased up to big muscle look. When your biceps are bigger then your brains.. i think it speaks for itself. What a loser.
He cheated on karina with a hooters girl such a shame he’s a pig because he’s hot as fuck! and it looks like he’s packin!.
Yes Please!!!
punk ass bitch. once a cheater, always a cheater
Please, he’s got NOTHING on Marky Mark
didn’t Mario get accused of date rape a few years back ???
To bad his sock is bigger then his brain
Whoa! Look at the unit on that guy! haha!
yes he did get accused of rape, he was about 17 i think.
He seems very self-absorbed, cocky (no pun intented), arrogant and so full of himself. He’s nice eye candy but definitely not my type - too much of a pretty boy.
Oh and while he looks sexy in the pic - my husband looks better!
Mario is such a total gay. He dates these women as a cover, but cheats on them so he’ll never have to be honest about his homosexuality to end the relationships. Womanizers and playboys are quite often your standard closet cases.
Okay Arasto, where are the other pics?????
Mark W. looks sexier.
Mario - Hell no! Marky - Yeah baby!
In your dreams, Mario. You manwhore.
Arrrrghhhh!!! Too many bulges!! I think his muscles are unnattractive and the bulge in his pants definately looks stuffed to me, or like he’s pushing it out. I think he’s got a cute face (love his dimples!), but I’m not that big a fan of his body. A bit TOO ripped.
He might be a cheater but, he is still f*ckable in my book. Def not marriage material though
No comparison. Mark Whalberg did it better.
i prefer mark walhberg. this guy seems cheesier
What a pretty boy!! His package seems fake…
they stuff and are so fake… who stuffs a pe@is that is so damn lame……wow i cant even mention what my man is working with…… these jealous folks would ready to attact… and he wont show his goodies to the world!! thank goodness!!
Yuck, I like em tall and lean. The bulge looks fake to me.. i met Marky years ago when he was the calvin model he was sweet as can be, and called me cutie
Much better than Wahlberg. That smile and the eyes, not to talk about the…..uh, the bulge. Latin men rock my world.
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