JOHN AND JESSICA’S BREAKUP SHOCKER!

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are “definitely over” after their latest makeup/breakup.

‘”They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold,” says a Simpson source. “This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring. “‘

Meanwhile, Jess has been left wondering, “Hmm, why does he only get back with me for upwards of 15 minutes at a time…?”

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13 Comments

  1. k
    June-6-2007 @ 7:57 am

    whatever

  2. parissucksliterally
    June-6-2007 @ 7:57 am

    if he is smart, he will stay away from this girl who is career POISON.

    she’ll drag anyone down, b/c she is a LOSER.

  3. spinner
    June-6-2007 @ 8:08 am

    We all know that this was a publicity stunt from the beginning, right? I think he just wanted to pee on her a few times.

  4. dottcomm1
    June-6-2007 @ 8:14 am

    does anybody care about either or these 2?

  5. Miss
    June-6-2007 @ 8:40 am

    Woh, does she look rough. i always think her features are big and rough. The fact that he was even with her makes me think less of him.

  6. madmaxine
    June-6-2007 @ 8:45 am

    she looks horrid. what the hell happened to her?

  7. MeSoup
    June-6-2007 @ 8:53 am

    I agreed with Miss. I used to like John

  8. bit bit
    June-6-2007 @ 8:55 am

    Nobody gives a fuck about these two.

  9. 4.54
    June-6-2007 @ 9:07 am

    Lol spinner!!

  10. joycat
    June-6-2007 @ 9:29 am

    If you were to characterize their relationship as being “volatile,” as the Simpson source does in this story, wouldn’t it be best if they didn’t get back together? Just a thought.

  11. Lola
    June-6-2007 @ 10:28 am

    Agree with Joycat. A relationship that volatile seems to be based merely on fleeting emotions & desires… where is the foundation? Prospect of a good marriage, stable relationship? Almost zero. I hope these two will just move on instead of torturing each other (and wasting their time.. and our time) like that.

  12. BeJeeBus
    June-6-2007 @ 10:46 am

    Don’t think they match, never did. Nothing wrong with either, but I don’t like them together.

  13. toonkinstein
    June-7-2007 @ 12:30 pm

    …dump Jess….John…I’d rock your world….come over here..I’ll make you a man!

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