DON’T MESS WITH THE CRUISES

Posted Thursday, June 12th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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Tom Cruise has taken his fanaticism into a new realm — his family!

The 45-year-old actor has reportedly pimped out his fleet of very expensive cars with bulletproof windows and body.

“It sounds like he’s taken a page out of one of his action movies,” explains an insider. “A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armored trucks. He really, really loves his cars and he can afford the best.” All of Tom’s chauffeurs are professionally trained defensive drivers, says the insider, so they can get him out of traffic problems and protect him from possible trouble.

But worry not, Cruise fans — Tommy boy is very adept at taking care of himself. In fact, he’s even rescued a number of stranded fellow drivers in his Telluride, CO hood.

Or so his publicists would like us to believe….

11 Responses to “DON’T MESS WITH THE CRUISES”

  1. Wal-Mart Hates America Says:

    What kind of car is that?
    And if I had the money, I would do the same shit!

  2. Anonymous Says:

    This guy is a complete wacko and needs to be committed!! I feel sorry for Katie and Suri!

  3. adam Says:

    i think it’s a bugatti.
    usually it’s red and black i think.

  4. joycat Says:

    Interesting. Well this clearly takes the attention away from the PR nightmare that is Valkyrie. Does the movie even have a release date yet?

  5. EAT IT Says:

    wow the extravagance. they have so much money, so why not? it’s a nice looking car.

  6. She Rides A Harley Says:

    Hell yeah thats a sweet car!
    If I had the money to make my car bullet proof, etc……………..I would.
    To many “wanna be gang bangers” out there these days.
    Whats wrong with safety?!

  7. Anonymous Says:

    So delusional he must think he really is james bond or somtheing like him.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    Tommy and Jolie are two meltdowns I’m looking forward to. Mariah’s was a memorable one.

  9. BeJeeBus Says:

    Whatever, he will never redeem himself with me, he is a fucking psycho.

  10. normal Says:

    i like tom…i hope he’s not actually crazy, but just a little weird….

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