DON’T MESS WITH THE CRUISES
Posted Thursday, June 12th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Filed under: Tom-Cruise
The 45-year-old actor has reportedly pimped out his fleet of very expensive cars with bulletproof windows and body.
“It sounds like he’s taken a page out of one of his action movies,” explains an insider. “A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armored trucks. He really, really loves his cars and he can afford the best.” All of Tom’s chauffeurs are professionally trained defensive drivers, says the insider, so they can get him out of traffic problems and protect him from possible trouble.
But worry not, Cruise fans — Tommy boy is very adept at taking care of himself. In fact, he’s even rescued a number of stranded fellow drivers in his Telluride, CO hood.
Or so his publicists would like us to believe….


June 12th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
What kind of car is that?
And if I had the money, I would do the same shit!
June 12th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
This guy is a complete wacko and needs to be committed!! I feel sorry for Katie and Suri!
June 12th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
i think it’s a bugatti.
usually it’s red and black i think.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Interesting. Well this clearly takes the attention away from the PR nightmare that is Valkyrie. Does the movie even have a release date yet?
June 12th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
wow the extravagance. they have so much money, so why not? it’s a nice looking car.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Hell yeah thats a sweet car!
If I had the money to make my car bullet proof, etc……………..I would.
To many “wanna be gang bangers” out there these days.
Whats wrong with safety?!
June 12th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
So delusional he must think he really is james bond or somtheing like him.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Tommy and Jolie are two meltdowns I’m looking forward to. Mariah’s was a memorable one.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Whatever, he will never redeem himself with me, he is a fucking psycho.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
i like tom…i hope he’s not actually crazy, but just a little weird….
June 16th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
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