Is Ethan Hawke about to wed?
The star and the “very pregnant” former nanny of his children with Uma Thurman are expecting their first bundle together, and spies at the Municipal Building on Centre Street yesterday morning saw the couple applying for their marriage license. “They looked really sweet,” said the onlooker. Hawke’s rep had no comment.
Congratulations….even if this union arose out of cheating, lying and deception.


















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What idiot would marry this loser after the shitty way he treated (and continues to treat) his ex-wife Uma?
Thats just it………….AN IDOIT would allow it.
she got pregnant? whatever.
at least uma had him when he was hot. lol.
she got pregnant? whatever.
at least uma had him when he was hot. lol.
Mh, homewrecker slut and unfaithful idiot - they seem perfect for each other.
GROSS — can we please make them disappear?