Will prison stripes become the latest look on the red carpets?
Ok, ok, this isn’t really Paris Hilton. It’s the incredibly life-like (down to the hook nose, wonky eye and nonexistent soul) Paris Hilton wax figurine just unveiled today in Madame Tussauds in New York City.
But admit it. Just for a minute, you thought it might be her, didn’t ya?
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nice try arasto. but no, not even for a split second.
Ugh, no more Paris posts please. She’s in jail already, I wish we’d get a moratorium from all that is Paris for at least the duration of her prison term. I stopped by tmz and a whole page was practically dedicated to Paris, with repeat pictures… I didn’t bother clicking on the next page. In any case, why stripes? Don’t inmates wear orange jumpsuits or something like that?
OK, this makes the 5th post on Paris today. I agree with Aysla. Can we please have a break while she’s locked up?
I would like to take a match to this and watch it melt.
The male inmates here wear orange and the females wear green … ’cause sometimes you can’t tell them apart. The wax figure is funny because Paris always seems to strut the same goofy pose that she sometimes looks “waxy”, but I wasn’t fooled. I’m kinda hoping for a break from Paris as well.
Hahaha this is funny, but I really don’t think Paris will be wearing the traditional black and white stripes. I love wax museums, especially the one in Vegas. It’s so much fun!
She looks like she’s made of wax, and that NOSE!!!!
Oops!!! Didn’t read the story, but still that NOSE!!! They nailed it!
exactly_ I though jail meant we’d get a FUCKING BREAK from the Whore-ess.
Enough of Paris related posts!
Paris Hilton’s Eyes are Brown, not Blue, and I doubt that she will be allowed to wear contacts in Jail. Also she will have about an inch or so of new growth, leaving her with Dark Brown Roots. Is ANYTHING real on this woman?