A NIGHT FOR THE GUYS
Posted Saturday, May 31st, 2008 at 5:20 am
Filed under: Anna-Faris, Bridget-Marquardt, Harrison-Ford, Holly-Madison, Hugh-Hefner, Kat-Von-D, Kendra-Wilkinson, Marisa-Miller, Matt-Damon, Megan-Fox, Melanie-Brown
Resident guy’s guy Matt Damon nabbed two of the night’s top honours, taking home the Guy of the Year and Best Ass Kicker for his portrayal of Jason Bourne in The Bourne Ultimatum.
Joined by his “girlfriends” Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison, Playboy editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner was given the first ever Alpha Male Award for his pioneering vision and ground-breaking achievements that forever changed the face of entertainment for men.
Arguably the biggest prize of the night went to Cameron Diaz. The leggy blonde ex-girlfriend of Justin Timberlake was on hand to accept the Decade of Hotness award for years of….well….hotness. (JT’s current gal pal Jessica Biel took home the Hottest Girl on the Planet prize.)
Other award winners and invitees who turned out for the event included Harrison Ford, Megan Fox, Anna Faris, Kat Von D, Marisa Miller and Melanie Brown.
CLICK HERE to check out an entire list of the night’s big winners.
GUY OF THE YEAR: Matt Damon
ALPHA MALE GUY: Hugh Hefner
MOVIE OF THE YEAR: Ironman
BRASS BALLS: Harrison Ford
NEXT BIG THING: Megan Fox
HOTTEST GIRL ON THE PLANET: Jessica Biel
BALLSIEST BAND: Linkin Park
FUNNIEST M.F.: Steve Carell
GUY MOVIE HALL OF FAME: There’s Something About Mary
BIGGEST ASS KICKER: Jason Bourne
SEXIEST SIREN: Rihanna
MOST UNSTOPPABLE JOCK: Eli Manning
KING OF COMEDY: Chris Rock
MOST DANGEROUS MAN: Anderson Silva
DECADE OF HOTNESS: Cameron Diaz
HOT N’ FRESH: Marisa Miller
PLAY OF THE YEAR: David Tyree
OUTSTANDING LITERARY ACHIEVEMENT: Slash
REAL SPORTS MIRACLE: Kevin Everett Eli/Peyton Manning
BADASS DNA TOP FANTASY LEAGUER: LeBron James
HOTTEST EVA: Eva Mendes
SO HOT THEY’RE FAMOUS: Tila Tequila
PRESIDENTIAL VOTING CATEGORY: Barack Obama
FEMME FATALE: Jessica Simpson
HOT & FUNNY: Sarah Silverman
FIERCEST FEMALE: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil)
VIRAL VIDEO: I’m F**king Ben Affleck
LUCKIEST BASTARD: Brian Austin Green
HILARIOUS DOT COM AWARD: Funny or Die
SICKEST RHYMES: Kanye West
KILLER QUOTE: “Don’t taze me, bro.”
FOXIEST PRESIDENTIAL GROUPIE: Hillary Hottie
May 31st, 2008 at 5:41 am
Matt Damon did show - he accepted both awards on the stage.
May 31st, 2008 at 6:50 am
this award show concept is beyond stupid. guys choice.. wtf
May 31st, 2008 at 7:52 am
Marissa Miller looks SO much like Jessica Simpson.
May 31st, 2008 at 7:54 am
Cameron is great!I love her
May 31st, 2008 at 9:02 am
Wow Cameron Diaz looks very good for once.
May 31st, 2008 at 11:42 am
Cam looks great– I love that dress (awesome color).
May 31st, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Now this show had a whole bunch of good looking people in attendance——-very cool indeed.
May 31st, 2008 at 1:52 pm
any opportunity to pat themselves on the back, so ridiculous.
May 31st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Did spike lee offer up any conspiracy theories this time ??
May 31st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Marisa’s roots! She’s freaking hot but couldn’t she gave taken care of her roots first?
May 31st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
cameron looks great. love her dress, especially the color.
half the categories are so stupid. and…. hottest girl on the planet is jessica biel? which planet?
May 31st, 2008 at 4:17 pm
WOW A-list event.Not.
May 31st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Jessica Biel??? I swear when people say she’s hot they’re on about someone else. I mean am i just looking at the wrong photos?
May 31st, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Cam looks insanely hot!! Love the dress! Marisa Miller looks gorgeous as well. I agree with the above comment about Jessica Biel. She’s got a good body and when she’s all made up she looks pretty, but I don’t think she’s that hot really. Kind of in a girl next door kind of way I guess.
May 31st, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Megan Fox is stunning.
June 1st, 2008 at 10:16 am
Cameron looks amazing. The dress and the color are awesome! I think David Spade’s expression sums it up.