MRS. GYLLENHAAL?

Posted Thursday, May 29th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
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Soccer mom look-a-like Reese Witherspoon was spotted running some errands in Brentwood, CA today.

The 32-year-old actress and mother-of-two has been feeling the pressure for more kids from current beau Jake Gyllenhaal as of late. Sources close to the Rendition star have hinted at the fact the Gyllenhaal is very eager to start a family with his lady love and is waiting for the right time to pop the question and do it right.

Our thoughts on more kids and the impending union? Match made in heaven or yet another Hollywood romance destined for doom?


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18 Responses to “MRS. GYLLENHAAL?”

  1. ~Typo Queen~ Says:

    Heres a question-
    Why do OLDER woman that DO NOT have the ass, nor body like a teenie boooper — wear those damn pants with words on them?
    Not flattering.

  2. M Says:

    Jake would be a fool to marry her!!! She is nice and all but come on!!!

  3. Franky Baby Says:

    RUN JAKE!!!!

  4. MikeC... Says:

    Someone’s already been there and done that with Reese. If Jake is a first timer he needs to move on because, in this case, her ex is always going to be in the picture and that can be a problem he does not need.

  5. jess Says:

    It should say FAT ASS

  6. MissJanet Says:

    I’m still not buying them being together for real. They have zero chemistry.

  7. milla Says:

    She’s got a serious case of camel toe in the first pic.. unpleasant. and very weird thigh, she needs to shape up or at least wear something more flattering.

  8. the ass is the 1st thing to go! Says:

    She looks preggers.

  9. 5.29 Says:

    Hollywood marriages aren’t that different. This would be heaven in any world, but they’ll no doubt have their challenges. Good luck to them if they do!

  10. REESE IS FUGLY B1TCH Says:

    Mrs BigFlabbyBottom!

    Worst looking beard in Hollywood.

  11. Phony FAG HAG Says:

    Reese Witherspoon is frumpy frau who comes off as a cold, humorless bitch.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    oedipus complex.

  13. get a life fatties Says:

    Poor, fat jealous fangirls, you all wish you looked ike that.

  14. saturday Says:

    That Fag Hag is fat.

  15. brooklyn Says:

    HeySaturday, since you are a fag hag, overweight and sexless, what do you do for fun besides post on sites like these ? Do you have a BF? A job? A life? Igues no to all three, bitter, jealous, frustrated, lonely, you name itand that describes you.

    She has a cute shape BTW, and most men would agree.

  16. lowrides Says:

    Team Reese finally showed up. Menopause slows you down ladies we understand. Sorry to be so harsh to your princess but she is fake, flabby and failing and everyone knows it. BTW most men under 50 would agree.

  17. i smell the stench from here Says:

    Most men would bang Reese in a hot minute, something your fat, middle-aged, pasty white asses would understand.

    Speaking of menopaiuse, shouldn’t you be geting your estrogeon shot right about now!

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