I know, I know. You’re thinking “another story about Paris Hilton?” But let’s face it — jail is the best thing that’s happened to her career since her porn tape!
In a pathetic attempt to cash in on the heiress’ impending jail time (it’s just 3 days, 12 hours and 46 minutes away), a ‘Free Paris’ t-shirt has popped up on the net.
For just $19.95, you can show the world your support for Paris all while confirming your status as a world class jerkoff.
But be warned — the manufacturer of the shirt does not take responsibility for any beatings or witchhunts that may result from wearing it.
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Ok, this is just an insult!
where’s the “Kill Paris” t-shirt?
I would throw ketchup at someone for wearing that
Ignore her and she’ll go away.
ya dude i JUST bought my shirt. i can’t wait to start wearing it along with my thigh high fookme boots
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/01/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
How about a “Don’t Free Paris” shirt with an X on her face?
or you could just save the cash and make one yourself
mines pretty sweet hahha
i just bought one that says, “JAIL? THATS NOT HOT!” its so cute! i love paris so much
There are heaps of shirts like this one floating around. There is this place in Australia called Supre which is a women’s chain store that sells trendy but cheap clothes and they have Save Paris and Jail Paris shirts. My sister was telling me the other day that theres tons of 14 year old girls running around in them. Kinda funny if you ask me. Reminds me of the Team Jolie and Team Aniston shirts. They are all just a bit of fun.