Aww….you gotta love Paris Hilton’s relentless optimism.
She’s faced a humiliating porn tape, a hacked Sidekick and a public fallout with her BFF without skipping a beat when it comes to her tending to her celebrity.
And now, in the face of her impending jail sentence (it’s just 4 days, 7 hours away), the socialite-turned-outlaw has been spotted toting around a new script.
Looking nothing short of dragtastic in a retro-printed frock and Tammy Faye-inspired makeup, Paris had nothing to say regarding her DUI arrest or jail time, but in a shocking change of moods, the heiress managed to force out a smile before running back into her West Hollywood condo.


















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paris! AT LAST!
viva les jambes!
She should save it for jail since she will have so much time to read.
Determination, perseverance, that is Paris Hilton!
Sorry to comment twice but I was thinking about this yesterday. Why didn’t she just turn herself in already and start to get it over with? Because even though the attention is bad she is like a kid. She is basking in this shit and she knows on the 5th when she turns herself in there will be a flash bulb frenzy like no other. She could have quietly turned herself in already and be half done with her 23 days or whatever it is.
While she’s in jail she should just keep smiling, nobody will bother her.
mmmm….SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS BITCH KNOWS….KNOWS….SHE’S NOT SPENDING ONE DAMN NIGHT IN THE SLAMMER!!!
GET YOUR BETS GOING….SHE’S GONNA BE OUT AROUND 4AM WHEN EVERYBODY IS ZZZZZZZZZ……
What’s up with her hair? Is it crimped or just bad extensions?
She’s faced a humiliating porn tape, a hacked Sidekick and a public fallout with her BFF without skipping a beat
?????? Um she didn’t skip a beat because she PURPOSELY did those things for more attention! I hope the bitch rots in jail.
who the HELL HIRES this no talent skank?
her movies go STRAIGHT to DVD!
Ohhh HUH that was my first thought! Why is she smiling for the first time in weeks when her special day is getting closer and closer. aarrgh if she doesn’t serve at all i’ll go nuts!
I’ll take you up on that bet, HUH? five bucks says she won’t be in jail longer than 6 hours.
hmmm… is it just me (possibly the lighting) or does it look like she’s got a bit of “white stuff†under her nostril in the first pic??
Uh, Paris lives in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills. Unlike Lindsay, Paris can afford a house. It’s pretty nice too!
She looks like the old Paris here in the short skirts with long extensions and lots of fake tanner. I actually like her better like this, instead of dressing all conservatively. This is the look that made her famous and it works for her in a trashy kinda way. I don’t think she looks too bad here, except her hair is kind of yellow.
Yeah Paris lives in a house in the Hollywood hills but AMANDA I’m afraid to tell you that Lindsays condo building is super expensive & currently a 2 bedroom apartment needing complete renovation is for sale at $4M … more expensive than Paris’s house which was around $3M … The only reason Lindsay lives in that condo building is b/c of security issues & if you look at Forbes you’ll see Lindsay earns a lot more than Paris annually.
Oh go to jail already!
Her prime is definitely gone