JESSICA ALBA DOES ‘PARADE’

Posted Thursday, May 31st, 2007 at 1:02 pm
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With six movies coming out this year (‘The Eye’, ‘Good Luck Chuck’, ‘Awake’, ‘Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer’, ‘Bill’ and ‘The Ten’), get prepared to see a whole lot more of Jessica Alba’s face.

Strangely, the young actress tells the new issue of Parade that she prefers “to be a little more anonymous, under the radar.”

Jessica on the paparazzi: “I could give two sh-ts about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”

Jessica on being a sex symbol: “I don’t really pay attention to all that. It’s only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.’ I don’t really think I look all that great.”

Jessica on celebritydom: “I never want to be in the papers except when I’m promoting a movie, but if they have to, they’ll make up lies about me just to have something newsworthy to say. The more controversial the story is, the more buzz it can get, and the more it’ll sell.”

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22 Comments to “JESSICA ALBA DOES ‘PARADE’”

  1. Victoria
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    1

    Um if you wish you were invisible then why are you an actress allowing pictures of yourself in a magazine which goes to nearly every home in America?
  2. Joseph Christ
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    2

    victoria dont be salty

    jessica wants to be invisible because she has infinite talents and is sick of rightly being assigned the tag of being the most beautiful woman ever to grace my bed
  3. Joseph Christ
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    3

    hey bob — aka blogmaster –
    these pop-up ads are driving christ up the wall
  4. jordanforever
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    4

    So do we Jessica, so do we….
  5. starr
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    5

    she’s really quite average-looking, really….
  6. Shantelle
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    6

    Oh boo-fucking-hoo. Whaaaa! I have so much money, and I am known all around the world and I get to do nothing but make movies and go to premiers and high-style parties.
    Please. She doesn’t have a right to bitch, she knew what she was getting into when she decided she wanted to act. And I mean, god, acting? Such a lame job, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine she even pays taxes.
  7. Cynthia
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    7

    She looks better than some actresses, yet she is no raving beauty. She should cut the melodramatics, she seems desperate for attention.
  8. SAS
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    8

    what a bland, pageanty shoot. and she’s been going on about this- ‘oh i’m not beautiful at all’ bullshit for years. yeah we’re starting to agree with you jess.
  9. Anonymous
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    9

    she has lost the bloom of youth. it’s all downhill from here. i still remember her from flipper……
  10. Victoria
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    10

    She does have a nice body but from many interviews she does seem soo insecure and have a ton of issues. She really limits her eating and does a ton of exercise because everyone in her family is overweight. Isn’t “being invisible” one of the things most anorexic’s say they want, to be so thin no one can see them or something like that. I think I heard that on a talk show, great source I know.
  11. lolly
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    11

    what? she was on flipper?!
  12. Amara
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    12

    I wish she was invisible then I wouldn’t be subjected to her talentless behind on the screen.
  13. Stephi
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    13

    Most of the time I think that the paparazzi go a bit too far but what Jessica needs to realise is that without the press and the tabloids, she is NOTHING. The only reason anyone knows who she is is because of those ‘lame’ people who she ‘couldn’t give two shits about’. She’s already losing her looks, which is the only thing she’s really got going for her, so maybe she should start caring about them because if she chose to have this career than she needs to deal with some press. And its not like she gets nearly as much attention as a lot of other celebrities, she needs to stop whinging and sounding like a spoilt cow and be grateful for where she is in life and what she’s got, because it could all be taken away from her in an instant. It’s not that I don’t like her it’s that I hate it when people who are in as good a position as she is too complain all the time where there are just so many other people worse off.
  14. Agustina
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    14

    Jessica, I wish you were invisible too. Talentless bitch.
  15. Smith
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    15

    Perosnally I think she’s gorgeous but she could stand to lose some of the attitude she has. There’s a reason she doesn’t get considered for the kinds of parts that go to actresses like Natalie Portman, Scar-Jo and others. A wooden board is a better actress than she is - her biggest assets are her puppies and her behind. Once those go, so will she.

    I want to like her, but I have heard nothing but report after report about what a she-bitch she is to people she considers “beneath” her. Whining about the ‘razzi is pathetic when most of these stars secretly love it when their photos are taken.
  16. parissucksliterally
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    16

    I think she’s gorgeous, but can’t act for SHIT.
  17. kali
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    17

    some of those pics dont even look like her. she gets less attractive everytime i see her!! i think its because she lost so much weight…she is starting to look so average.

    poor girl doesnt realize that once her looks are gone…so is her career!!
  18. JanieDoll
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    18

    Acting, I can’t believe thats a job, considering everybody does it for free…
  19. =)
    Posted: May 31st, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    19

    people think that she is so sweet but she is really ghetto and bitchy. She knows she is HOT why is she faking that she’s not?
  20. S
    Posted: Jun 1st, 2007 at 12:17 am
    20

    she looking very phoebe cates here…
  21. just askin'
    Posted: Jun 1st, 2007 at 6:28 am
    21

    Jessica Alba is losing her looks? You’ve got to be kidding me. Those photos are the result of a lame photographer and crappy lighting, not because she’s less gorgeous than usual.
  22. BeJeeBus
    Posted: Jun 1st, 2007 at 8:16 am
    22

    Normally, I don’t have issues with her because I really think she is beautiful and has a special look, and I like the fact that she doesn’t get involved in Hollywood youth stupidity, but at the same time that makes her booooooring as hell! And I just get annoyed when a person who stands in front of a camera for a living thinks that she is entitled to decide what constitutes as a real job and what doesn’t.. Nigga please!
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