Ashlee Simspon’s new husband Pete Wentz called in to Ryan Seacrest today from an exotic post-wedding locale. “We are in the basement on our honeymoon. With blow-up palm trees,” Wentz said. Other details he revealed:
-They signed a pre-nup.- Legally, Ashlee changed her name to Wentz, but she will be keeping Simpson professionally.
- He refused to confirm her pregnancy.
- He mentions that Tony Romo was at the wedding and dancing…with his grandmother.


















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worthless media whores
Hell, they will prolly be married longer than anyone else that we have seen.
Miracles do happen
doubt it. its all a publicity stunt, perpetuated by that satanic father of theirs. just like jessuckas marriage to that nick douchebag. all a stunt for money. expect a break-up and divorce to hit right around the time both of them have albums coming out. its good for all of you worthless shits that follow this stupid crap and listen to their music.
Tony dancing with his grandmother. Hahaha!!!!!! You have a point, she does dress like a grandmother sometimes! Jessica that’s a wakeup call STOP DRESSING LIKE AN OLD LADY!!!!!!!!!
I CAN’T STAND THESE TWO DOUCHENOZZLES. THEY MAKE ME SICK, WELL AT LEAST PETE HAS THE SENSE TO GET A PRE-NUP FROM THAT SCHEMING UGLY BIATCH!!!!!
this girl is so frickin hot tis ridiculous
Yes, their honeymoon has been such a whirlwind of fun! First, they got mani-pedis together, shopped for his ‘n’ hers makeup at Sephora, tried on a whole bunch of girl’s jeans, got their roots touched up, and looked for some new purses. Ashley feels so lucky–she really did marry her best (girl)friend!
Hahaha I actually find that funny about being in the basement with blowup palm trees. I like Pete’s sense of humor. I don’t really understand the hate for these two? They are a young couple who I feel are obviously in love and just got married. Why the nastiness? I don’t think they are desperate enough for publicity to get married, that’s a bit far. I’m looking foward to seeing the photos.