The waify celebutante has gone a bit too far with her ‘anorexic’ Memorial Day party invitation.
“My fellow Americans it’s that time of year to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer. Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems.”
The invite also states that girls heavier than 100 pounds won’t be allowed past the door.
“Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no…clue what Memorial Day really means!!…There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”
Reps for Nicole say that their client sent out the invitation in light humour, and added that the reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to insult anyone.
“This invitation was sent via email to her friends who understand that she was responding in a joking manner to the constant untruths printed about her in the media. Her reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to offend anyone but was simply an expression of her distaste for the current situation.â€
Funny or just simply tasteless?
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just plain pathetic. what a waste of skin.
BFD…she’s joking. People need to chill out
Tasteless.. And just plain hungry if you ask me.. She is so sad.. Get a life Nicole, and no, the thing you are leading now is not a life…
she is joking, but she’s an idiot.
Notice she spells “seams” “seems”……maybe you should have stayed in school Nicole, instead of shooting speedballs.
She’s a moron.
it’s clearly a joke & was meant for friends - it’s obvious from reading it it’s tongue in cheek
she needs a sandwich or 10
It’s a joke. Big deal. I really like Nicole but people who can’t spell irk the hell out of me.
its obviously a joke. she’s pretty funny in person it seems, like she was the first couple of seasons of the Simple Life.
what do you expect from her? she’s an airhead celebutante. she was joking, but she’s also a tasteless moron.
PSL, i think that “seems” instead of “seams” might be Arasto’s misspelling, I’ve seen it other places spelled correctly.
its funny chill out peopleee
i think it’s funny. she’s obviously joking.
what does memorial day celebrate?
I guess in a private email to friends, it’s funny in a sad way, since she is so obviously ill and in need of help.
I think its pretty obvious that she is joking. She is referring to the fact that the tabloids keep going on and on about her and all her other friends being super skinny. While they may be exaggerating about the exact weight of some of the girls, I think its obvious that Nicole has problems with her body at the moment. She seemed to be doing really well there for a while, but as soon as she broke up with Joel she turned to skin and bones again. I hope she is getting the help she needs.
For all the idiots, Memorial Day is not a celebration but a day to honor or memorialize all the men and women who have served in the U.S. armed forces. Many of these people have died defending our country in foreign wars. So yeah, Nicole, drink till you puke party invitations are in poor taste.
i’m not an idiot nan c. i’m not american and was just curious as it seems to be a big weekend.