71 Comments to “BRANGELINAMANIA INVADES CANNES”

1. candy apple red Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

   1 She looks georgeous…and huge, pregancy works for her

2. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

   2 I haven’t paid for a movie in so long, these celebs behavior is so much more entertaining than the so called “art” crap films they put out…………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. You don’t have to be psychic to predict the winning film is either an anti american or communist loving film.

3. 4.54 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

   3 Her face is heinous. Enlarge the first thumbnail for proof. And there’s something incredibly fake about the way she presents herself. Even when she’s laughing at Jack Black, it’s like she’s trying to do it in a way that makes her seem glamorous and wonderful. Nosiree, I don’t like her one bit.

4. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

   4 The CHIN is chewing glass right about now.

5. tee Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

   5 She looks more beautiful than ever - pregnancy becomes her. I, on the otherhand, if I ever get pregnant, I’ll probably gain 50 pounds in my rear, my boobs will shrink and I’ll get stretch marks on my feet.

6. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

   6 The french must be working twice as hard to appease their muslim population so they don’t come out to burn cars during the festival cause it would look like they can’t control their own country from hoodlums.

7. CarrieAnne Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

   7 Brad just looks like the life has been sucked out of him! He used to be hot!

8. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

   8 I hear spicoli is already spewing his anti american hate.

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10. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    10 Jackass black is the only person that thinks he is funny, memo to jack the only thing funny about him is his appearance.

11. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    11 And they wonder why box office is the lowest in years.

12. She Rides A Harley Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    12 ((sitting back and laughing at the posts! I am loving it!))

13. ONLY 1 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    13 4.54 - read # 10’s comment. I don’t blame her for her half ass smile.. he’s way hyper and she’s like 50 months pregnant with twins.. let’s see how great you look under those circumstances. . Love Angie.. that dress looks like a tent though.. still cute but MAMA.. she grew like 100 X’s in the past two months

14. Tealeaf Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    14 Her dress is pretty, she is going to be HUGE by the end

15. Me Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    15 Beautiful dress…beautiful body….beautiful lady…..

16. fyi Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    16 THIS PHOTO IS *EXACTLY* WHY HUVANE MATCHED UP JOHN MAYER AND JENNIFER ANISTON TO “ACT HOT” IN A SWIMMING POOL ETC….

17. catamaran34 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    17 he’s looking a bit pierce brosnan!!!

18. leti Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    18 Yeah, she is going to be huge. She looks like she’s already as big as she ever got with Shiloh, but if Dustin Hoffman is right, and she’s not due till August, she’s still got three more months!

19. 4.54 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    19 I don’t like her. I don’t care when other people do like her. It’s their opinion and everyone has different tastes and all that. What strikes me as odd is that you seem to care that I don’t like her. How great I look? Seriously, why don’t you go screw yourself? If you spazz out every time someone feels differently about something than you do, I’m sure your life sucks anyway. . Btw, I think Jack Black is hilarious. Want to insult me personally because of that? It’s people like you who make this world shit. I sincerely hope you’re 12.

20. thighmegatampon Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    20 Wow even when she’s huge she looks gorgeous. That green look amazing on her

21. ivy Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    21 gorgeoussssssssss

22. She Rides A Harley Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    22 I LOVE JACK! HE IS FUNNY SHIT MAN. And I cant stand her either!

23. ONLY 1 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    23 Hmmmm.. let’s see.. I said how great you look “under those circumstances” first of all (please read completely before ranting).. and “go screw myself” and “spazz out” .. 12’s a little old for you isn’t it? LOL… grow up and learn so adult vocabulary. BTW.. Yes, you not liking her is your perogative (do you know what that means sweetie??).. but to say that she is trying to be “glamorous and wonderful” b/c she didn’t smile the right way is STUPID and sounds like something a 12 year old would say… . …even IF Jack Black is the funniest person in the whole wide world (sound 12 enough for ya?).. that doesn’t take away from the fact she’s pregnant and probably not in the mood for crazy antics.. maybe caught her off guard.. but come on.. nit picking like that SCREAMS juvenile

24. 4.54 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    24 Yes, even though you butchered the spelling I DO know what “prerogative” means. I think she’s fake in general, the picture of her and Jack is one example of many. For you to care enough about my opinion to personalize an insult to me is ridiculous, immature, and very likely low-class. If you begin that, don’t think for an instant that I’m not going to respond in kind. I’ve tried before on these boards to respond to people like you (why is it that so few people on this website can read a differing opinion without attacking the poster?) with more dignity and grace than you’re able to recognize, with very little result. So, if you’re going to behave like a toddler, expect that treatment in kind. . Again, she has seemed fake to me since the moment that she came out. It isn’t nitpicking, it’s making an observation. Let me be a little more general for you so that *maybe* you can get it: I think she’s fake. She appears that way in every interview and photo I have ever seen of her. Happy?

25. She Rides A Harley Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    25 I cant stand her. This is her tidbit off of foxnews.com : “I think I have a very even partner right now, and I think we’re very balanced at home with our power-sharing,” she said. “But I think every woman in some way is a tigress or would like to be.” : main words RIGHT NOW, THINK, POWERSHARING : Shouldnt Powersharing be parenting? - As far as being a tigress, hell ya I am Though I dont need no fake ass telling me what I want or should be.

26. My2cents Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    26 I can’t stand her either. She is so friggin fake and people just can’t see it for some reason. If you can’t tell she is sticking out her stomach to make it look even bigger than you are blind. All of the sudden she wants all this attention from her pregnancy? What a twit.

27. 4.54 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    27 Yip. She has a movie coming out so all of a sudden she’s confirming it’s twins (I know Jack supposedly let that slip, but do you really think he would’ve done that without her permission? He was very flippant about it, it was obviously set up), lying about her due date, and pushing out her stomach. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had fertility treatments just to ensure she’d have twins. More babies=more attention. She obviously revels in it. It really freaks me out how much of a media whore she is.

28. just askin' Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    28 That dress is just amazing, and she looks gorgeous. I can’t believe how good she looks pregnant–no fat face or fat arm–just baby-boobs and belly. She probably won’t get a single stretchmark, either.

29. She Rides A Harley Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    29 Never thought of that 4.54! I bet your right on with that fertility treaments! Sounds like something she would do.

30. EAT IT Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    30 people don’t like jack black? i like him and his tenacious d. the dress is gorgeous, the boobs help LOL. it reminds me of another she wore, can’t remember which.

31. daisy Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    31 Carrianne you are right.. Brad always looks so miserable and frustrated when he’s with her on the red carpet. It seems to me that she witholds her love, and that makes him want her all the more.. you would think after 4 kids and 2 on the way he would seem a little more secure, but instead he always looks unsure and sad. She does come across like a phony to me. (just my opinion, is that ok?)

32. ONLY 1 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    32 So sorry 4.54.. geez.. YOU took what I said in response to your comment toooooooooooo personally to begin with.. remember that!!! also.. the point of posts is not only to voice your opinion but be ready for someone to comment on it or DON’T FREAKING COMMENT. And I believe YOU were the one with personal attacks. I simply commented on what you said.. (read previous sentence).. you started with name calling and the like.. so before you point fingers.. go back and read the freaking posts so you don’t sound like an idiot… if it was someone you liked doing the same thing, you would be agreeing with me. I made an observation just like you did and you came out swinging.. ever think maybe THAT’s why people shit on your comments?????… again.. GROW UP

33. 4.54 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    33 No, my original comment had nothing to do with anyone but Angelina Jolie, whom no one here knows personally. Saying “let’s see how great you look” is a personal attack, albeit a mild one, but one that I don’t feel the need to peacefully accept nonetheless. You don’t know her, I doubt she gives a damn about you, and I can absolutely guarantee you that if I ever AM pregnant with twins, I will not be flaunting my haggard, smug, attention-loving self at an international even for all the world to see. There is no comparison between Angelina Jolie and myself, so for you to attempt to draw one is ridiculous, rude, and a little psychotic considering you have absolutely no genuine connection to her whatsoever. Why rush to defend someone you don’t know at all? Don’t you think that blatant celebrity worship is a little bit pathetic? . And, unlike you, I actually have better things to do than post on here every single day of my life, so it’s very rare that I get attacked. However, I do read a good portion of the posts and the comments, and people are habitually getting attacked for *opinions*, which I think is reprehensible. Maybe you could start a new trend with the tweenies and cut that shit out?

34. Anna Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    34 I would love to look as good as her, I would love to wear that dress, and I would love to be pregnant with Brad Pitt’s babies… Not saying that I have any special love for Angelina, just pointing out that there is a lot to be jealous about here! Butt hell, people who rather sit behind their computers and be “real” (as opposed to “fake”), I can see your point too.

35. anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    35 Not everyone loves angelina jolie I just came off another site an urban one and people were bashing her left and right. Saying how basically she’s a media whore and how she used fertility drugs to get pregnant for media attention. Seriously angelina jolie is not mother theresa I wish people would get over it. Besides her crypt keeper hands really creep me out.

36. blah Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    36 ^^sandrarose.com?

37. ONLY 1 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    37 let’s see how great you look in that circumstance.. there is an end to that fucking question you retarded douche. Like saying anyone would probably not be in a laughing mood in her condition or WHOEVER it is.. that had nothing to do specifically with Angie excep that the comment you made was about her…It’s not personal… YOU NEED TO TAKE SOME XANAX OR SOMETHING! get some therapy… God, your life must suck being that sensative. You’re right.. you do have better things to do.. get therapy. . I’m going to play with my paints and crayons.. Since I have nothing better to do.. HA HA HA HA HA.. you have amused me.. good day!

38. ONLY! Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    38 BTW.. yes celeb worship is pathetic just like hating someone you do not even know.. who are any of us to judge?

39. eek Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    39 So nice to see her in color. Like any celeb she’s got a false front, a public image. I think the more you’re stalked the more you have to control it, and maybe that’s why she seems so phony. (She does.) Also let’s not forget my fabulous theory that Jon Voight molested her and that’s why she’s so fucked up and needy and promiscuous and power-hungry. But anyway. My conspiracy theory makes sense — this shit about pushing her stomach out? Are you for serious? Have you ever been pregnant (with twins, no less)? If you hang weight on your front you have to lean back to stay up straight. It’s physics people.

40. OhHellNo! Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    40 A lovely blooming flower is what Angelina looks like. Love this couple!

41. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    41 surprised she didn’t go for triplets, you know she has to one up Jennifer Lopez.

42. Miss Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    42 she looks happy and healthy, i can’t beleive how many kids she’ has had in such a short period of time…after these 2 she will have 6!!

43. 4.54 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    43 It was a personal comment you made. If you meant it to be general you should have said “anyone in that position” but you didn’t, you said “you”. You lost, as proven by the fact that your responses have completely degenerated into senseless, vitriolic drivel. You’re a lot more worked up then I am, pal, maybe take your own advice? Suck it up and move on.

44. yeahso? Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    44 fertility treatments aren’t for women her age (32)…they are for older women who have trouble conceiving.

45. 4.54 Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    45 *than

46. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    46 anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 4:07 pm Reading all things jolie from blog to blog PATHETIC

47. ~ Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    47 Sorry it doesn’t matter how many babies she traps brad with she will always be a whore to me.

48. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    48 Mia Farrow did it first and with class.

49. lovely and amazing Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    49 What did Jennifer Aniston ever do to Angelina Jolie for her to intentionally protrude her pregnant belly out like that? You know, Angie and Brad are adults and I’m sure there may haver been some problems between Jen and Brad. But Angelina has never shown any humility. She has been showing off and it is just not nice. They look realy nice, no hard feat they are attractive and wealthy. I’d be more impressed if Angelina and Brad were more humane. You can build houses for Katrina victims but you can’t admit and apologize for cheating and you rub your pregnancies in the face of the 40 year old divorced and childless woman you screwed over. A little hypocritical?

50. lovely and amazing Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    50 Brad used Jennifer Aniston. He wasn’t/isn’t even attracted to her type. All of his girlfriends have been brunette, olive toned, or black. And that’s exactly what he did, he left Jennifer for Angelina who is his type. Jennifer also failed to become a movie star and Brad upgraded to an Oscar winner. Something is just not 100% with Brad. I imagine he has a mean streak and he has met his match because Angelina seems like she has a vicious streak.

51. BeJeeBus Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    51 OMG DRAAAMAAZZZ… Anywhoo, I agree with 4.54 and My2cents, I never liked the girl and I probably never will. Some due to the fakeness about her ; her British accent, her obsession with talking about herself, how she always looks like all the peons should be grateful by her divine presence etc etc etc… Some just due to the fact that so many people idolize her and her “astonishing beauty” when half of it is storebought and she’s not even that pretty at that. So to sum up, yeah she loves attention and she would shrivel up and die without it. But she is getting it, so all the adorers can be pleased.

52. Stephi Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    52 What a gorgeous couple!! Angelina looks radiant and pregnancy certainly agrees with her! The dress looks fantastic on her and it can’t have been easy for her to be there being as pregnant as she is. I’m sure she’s not feeling very comfortable right now. Brad looks as handsome as ever as well! And I think people seem to forget that she’s in the ENTERTAINMENT industry! Of course she likes attention and likes going to these sorts of events, she wouldn’t be in movies if she didn’t like some aspect of the lifestyle her job brings. But she’s got more to her than a lot of other actresses. She doesn’t spend her time hopping from club to club and getting caught up in scandals. She’s got a great family who she is devoted to and she works tirelessly to support her causes.

53. Aysla Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    53 eek said it best: “Have you ever been pregnant (with twins, no less)? If you hang weight on your front you have to lean back to stay up straight. It’s physics people.” ^ Hence leaning back. That olive color is beautiful. Nice to see Brad sans hat.

54. eek Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    54 lovely and amazing seriously wtf is wrong with you. how is angelina supposed to disguise her 8 month old twin fetuses for the comfort of jennifer aniston? should she have brought a shawl or something? and it sounds like you know shit about brad pitt too — he was engaged to gywneth paltrow for christ’s sake so obviously he doesn’t just date dark girls. look, there is no reason to believe that brangelina are perfect people with a perfect relationship and family. but jen doesn’t seem like a day in the park either. men don’t just leave happy marriages to adopt another woman’s kids — there are issues inside the marriage first. and given that jen is so shallow and brad is like wannabe clooney on idiot sauce, i’d say it was only a matter of time before they got bored with each other and peaced out. he just moved on first.

55. snipe Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    55 “You don’t have to be psychic to predict the winning film is either an anti american or communist loving film.” . Oh yes, let’s inject some *politics* into a Brangelina thread. That’s a good idea. You know how boring these threads can be.

56. snipe Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    56 I agree with Aysla and eek here. Heavily pregnant women who are slender outside the belly area tend to develop this swayback look. . “the 40 year old divorced and childless woman you screwed over.” “Brad used Jennifer Aniston. He wasn’t/isn’t even attracted to her type. ” “Jennifer also failed to become a movie star” . OMG, this literally made me Laugh Out Loud. I can only assume that your dislike of Brangelina is not based in Jennifer fandom…

57. Agustina Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    57 She looks HUGE!!! How much weight did she gain?

58. I'mTalk'n bout you! Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    58 Lordy what an unhappy envious jealous bunch a few of you “who wait for a Angelina thread like junkies needing a fix” are. So pitiful and sad.

59. I'mTalk'n bout you! Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    59 Uh Lovely and amazing? How about dazed and confused. Are you on drugs? You’d have to be to come up with that load you just dropped. Seek help.

60. EAT IT Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    60 i don’t care if you like her or hate her guts as long as you make sense. when it comes to posts about either her or jennifer, some of the comments are hilarious!!!! LOL

61. Anonymous Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    61 She is just a cheap person wearing an expensive gown and a ‘medal’ of humanity, which she bought for herself with some handy millions. I know people think its good to be useful (and I agree), but I think there is a difference between a humanitarian (usually a gentle, kind person in personal life too), and a patron. Angelina is a patron. She is in it as much for herself as for the cause. Now that is called mercenery sometimes.

62. Two snaps Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    62 This has nothing to do with brad pitt and EVERYTHING to do with The Star of the relationship Angelina Jolie. brad reallly isn’t all that and was losing his movie star appeal before Brangelina. He even admitted that he was depressed because all his movies were BOMBING and so he started a production company. Yeah, he had that god awful cheesy as hell Troy (cheeeeeeeesy horribleness) and Oceans movies but the ocean movie only did good because of the WHOLE cast, not just Brad. Brad is no will smith so he has to date famous women to stay in the game. His acting and looks are average ken doll soap opera level …He would have been over if he wouldn’t have dated Gwyneth when he did… she made him famous. Now being the father of the world famous humanitarian, oscar winnner, pilot, Angelina Jolie’s children he will never have to worry about losing his A list status. He is as fake as Tom Cruise. OKAY?

63. CarrieAnne Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    63 YeahSo, hate to tell you this, but lots of young women have to undergo fertility treatments if they have trouble conceiving. I had my first child at 26 thanks to in vitro treatments. Luckily, the second one came easier and much less invasively. It is not cheap and it is not pain-free!!!

64. lovely and amazing Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    64 I actually like Brangelina, their family, and commitment to helping others. And I have never been a fan of Jennifer Aniston or Friends. I have even wondered why Jennifer Aniston is famous. Still I say that Brangelina coould have been more tasteful, tactful, and considerate with their choices. Congrats to Brangelina on the new additons and to Jennifer for new love in her life.

65. Chicken Little Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    65 STUNNING!!!

66. Ugghh Posted: May 15th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    66 I did have twins, 13 years ago, and believe me — there is NO WAY she is not going to be torn up with stretch marks all over her boobs and body. She will fix them of course, but you can’t grow that much that fast and not have stretch marks. Trust me — she’ll make it seem easy and effortless — but her body is going to be a mess. I am sure she will have plastic surgery to put it all back together. My daughters were a combined weight of 13 pounds. I wish celebrities would not trick the public into thinking they are just naturally perfect. There is a TEAM of people who work on these women to make sure us Plain Jane’s feel in awe of their beauty. It’s all an illusion.

67. valentino Posted: May 16th, 2008 at 4:58 am

    67 4;54 I AGREE WITH YOU THESE FOLKS NEED TO SUCK IT UP AND MOVE ON… HELL ITS JUST A GOSSIP BOARD!

68. hotbitch Posted: May 16th, 2008 at 11:11 am

    68 Ugghh, you can’t ‘fix’ stretch marks. And how do you know she’ll get stretch marks just because your body got fucked up? Everyone has different genes which determine whether or not you’ll get them. Stop hating! The woman is fucking GORGEOUS.

69. valentino Posted: May 16th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    69 get a life all you whores who talk about angie… she is beautiful!

70. gross belly Posted: May 16th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    70 Hate to see that belly and back with all those hideous huge tattoos stretched out.

71. Sarah Posted: May 16th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    71 Twins leave a mark on your body not to be believed!!! A friend of mine had twins a couple of years ago and she had to have plastic surgery for the mess that was left behind. She was a size 4 when she got pregnant (via in vitro) and her stomach got totally stretched out of shape! Her stomach muscles were just ruined! What was bad was the fact that her insurance would not cover the plastic surgery to repair her stomach!!!

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