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Reps for Lindsay Lohan have issued a public statement:

“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”

In turn, I have issued a statement to Lindsay Lohan:

“It is our hope that you will appreciate the serious consequences of drugging and driving and stop crashing your Mercedes into trees. Get some real help and stop blaming the press, you out-of-control, perpetually inebriated little brat.”

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18 Comments

  1. amy winehouse
    May-29-2007 @ 3:50 pm

    don’t try to make me go to rehab, i won’t go, go go!

  2. Joseph Christ
    May-29-2007 @ 3:57 pm

    hopefully in the drunk tank she will get pumped by all the seamen chasing after hilary duff

  3. Joseph Christ
    May-29-2007 @ 4:15 pm

    i wonder how many bumps she’s hit in her life? i wonder how many hot dongs she’s eatin to satisfy her blown hunger? hmmmm. why do i keep missing out on her when i’m out at Teddy’s. gosh darnit

  4. maggie
    May-29-2007 @ 4:17 pm

    Damn shes even photo inside rehab….WHERES WHITE OPRAH

  5. maggie
    May-29-2007 @ 4:17 pm

    WHERES WHITE OPRAH??????

  6. Anonymous
    May-29-2007 @ 4:19 pm

    so arasto, how do you go from the ‘girlfriend’ mode to the ‘inebriated brat’ mode all in one day?

  7. Kaveh
    May-29-2007 @ 4:50 pm

    What’s a little BLOW between friends!

  8. murphsmurph
    May-29-2007 @ 5:01 pm

    For REAL!! Let’s not forget that this brat was supposed to be starting production on a movie in a week. How far would ANY of us get in life if we blew off our jobs the way she’s blowing off hers. I hope they throw the book at her with every charge they can drum up. Maybe a stint in prison with Herpes Hilton will sober her up more than rehab has.

  9. mel
    May-29-2007 @ 5:08 pm

    she just needs to go away for like 2 years.

    arasto, please stop talking about her. we all need a break from lindsay

  10. Stephi
    May-29-2007 @ 5:20 pm

    I do have to agree with the fact that Lindsay needs to start taking some responsibility for her life and quit telling everyone she is a serious, sober actress when that really couldn’t be further from the truth. These young hollywood girls need to realise that they CAN’T get away with anything, especially endangering other people’s lives just so they can do what they want. It looks like karma is coming back around for all these girls and while some of them I love, it really needed to happen. These wake up calls were long overdue.

  11. Anonymous
    May-29-2007 @ 6:19 pm

    Lohan, oh cry me a river you little twit. Face reality and realize you are a spoiled little moron.

  12. candyapple
    May-29-2007 @ 6:35 pm

    She will wind up killing some one, doing some public service announcements and still be the same blame throwing selfish person that she is. Wreckless people such as her care little about others. She cares little about her own life … why would one assume she would care about endangering anyone else? Very sad.

  13. parissucksliterally
    May-29-2007 @ 6:45 pm

    Oh please, like she;s SERIOUS about rehab this time?

    I’m not buying it for a SECOND. It’s DAMAGE CONTROL- AGAIN.

    this girl is the female Pete Doherty- she’s not stopping til she DIES.

  14. Michelle
    May-29-2007 @ 6:53 pm

    she is a total idiot like the rest of them. I really can’t stand all these little young twits.

  15. May-29-2007 @ 7:45 pm

    Like they don’t MILK all the press they can to create their source of income!

    DRUNK GOOD FOR NOTHInG!

  16. Randi
    May-29-2007 @ 8:53 pm

    Any little fuckup and these people think they can overcome the bad publicity with a stint in rehab. Not looking for an actual cure, mind you…

  17. Supersonic
    May-30-2007 @ 5:11 am

    She’s hoping her stay in rehab will get her a more lenient sentence that’s all this is. But we all remember how well she did in rehab last time? Shopping trips and parties while she was in there ‘working on her problem’ and more of the same straight after she left. This STINKS of publicity stunt.
    There are people in LA struggling to make it do you think any of them would be turning up on set drunk or only turning up when they feel like it? She has no respect for what little fans she has or her job AND especially not rehab which is for people with REAL issues….
    Okay…rant over.

  18. supernova
    May-30-2007 @ 5:20 am

    I’m sick of ALL of these bitches - seriously, they should all be stranded on a deserted island together, away from the rest of humanity where they can get high, fuck each other and starve to death so they can be under 100 pounds forever and ever. Buh-bye.

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