83 Comments to “THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS!”

1. Kathy Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

   1 Boy she is so gorgeous!!!!

2. MikeC... Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

   2 You know–i’ve got to hand it to John Mayer–that guy gets around !!! Seem like he has new, good looking woman about every two months…..the guy is living the life.

3. dont but it Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

   3 FAKE. This is Huvane’s photo setup.

4. Agustina Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

   4 She looks so amazing!

5. blueblood Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

   5 I don’t like them either. go away

6. mimi Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

   6 They are both douches who deserve each other.

7. dont but it Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

   7 she is competing with her ex husband to get attention : that is why Huvane manufactured this fake relationship / act. Soon he will be gone, for no reason, like Vaughn, when the contract is over. She truly has no heart…. her life is all about control games.

8. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

   8 how “pretend” is he? : http://tinyurl.com/3fsjkj

9. Aysla Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

   9 Wow, Jen looks incredible! However, I’m not sure dating Mayer is a good idea. He’s too much of a playboy, and his constant traveling means one will never know what he gets up to while in another state :oP.

10. anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    10 I love jennifer if its for real good for her! I think johns a cutie.

11. hit and run mayer Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    11 likes them needy and clingy ala jessica, cameron and the chin.

12. hit and run mayer Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    12 Jen really looks good….but I HATE JOHN MAYER

13. anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    13 Jennifer looks beautiful she’s way older than me and I’d kill to have her body. John mayer is a playboy so if this is real I hope she doesn’t get her hopes up.

14. true love? Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    14 Awww he looks like he’s trying to hold her hand. Jen looks good.

15. JenHo Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    15 attention wh0res

16. ivy Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    16 ugly couple

17. Anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    17 Aniston sucks shit. Why this ugly bitch is getting any attention at all is baffling.

18. Aysla Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    18 I LOVE them together!!!!

19. EAT IT Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    19 i don’t mind either of them. fake or not, i hope they’re getting some. LOL. she looks great btw, fab legs.

20. Guest Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    20 Perhaps the Brad/Angie fans who love to hate on Jennifer should just go back to Just Jared. Really if you don’t like her or have any interest why are you posting her. We all know who it is when they start talking about Huvane. CLINIQUA go back to Just Jared. Jen looks great. Who knows where this will go but she is living her life and having a good time. Good for her!

21. Trollop Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    21 Fugs. Both of Them.

22. Aysla Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    22 Erm… poster #18 was not me. But in any case, dlisted has more pictures of them lounging together. How did they first get together, anyway?

23. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    23 Aylsa: Huvane flew him in before they published the usual round of fake stories, like they did with Sculfor etc… it is all to time with Brad Pitt : she sees herself in competition with him and is incapable of being herself and admitting her weaknesses so they manufacture relationships (Vaughn, Mayer and Aniston are all CAA) at appropriate times. That is what publicity people do. They think they are protecting their client but she is suffocated from being herself and always having to be confined to a public image. She never even met this guy : she knew she had to act with him as a media cover. SOON he will be gone and she will claim she is best friends with him and nobody will figure out why they broke up, unless you dig deeper and see that CAA are using her relationships as publicity vehicles.

24. Jenny Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    24 Actually, I know John. He had a friend get her number for him and he actually likes her. It is not a fake relationship. It may not last, but it isn’t fake.

25. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    25 that is why instead of having a real relationship in a secluded retreat where they can focus on each other, it has to be all performed in a hotel swimming pool with a hired camera for media coverage. There is NO WAY security would allow a cameraman day after day after day to get these photos if they were intended to be private. It is the same reason that Sculfor was “caught” with his shirt off in Jen’s home window : it was all arranged by Huvane and Kershishian as PR for Jen to keep her name in the news (so she isn’t forgotten like the other Friends actors). THAT is what this is really about, her faking it to keep in the limelight. That is essentially what she did with Brad. that too was a fake relationship….. but a relationship that went all the way to marriage…. a relationship more about her career than love for a man or family. Jen doesn’t talk to her mother and was distanced from her father at a young age. She grew up in a divorced family and obviously never resolved these issues. That is why you are seeing an ACT and not REAL FAMILY.

26. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    26 Jenny : so you work for CAA too ? how much per week are you paid to lie ?

27. Jenny Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    27 Whatever…you can think I work for whoever you want, but I was just clarifying for those people who think it’s fake.

28. ivy Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    28 Jenny and guest lol lol lol they still fugly

29. ivy Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    29 Jenny and guest lol lol lol they are so ugly

30. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    30 “He had a friend get her number for him” : you know as well as I do that if he needed her number and worked in the entertainment industry it would all be done through her agent. Don’t lie to me. I know. I don’t know the specifics : but it is highly likely he was asked by Crowe to play a part in an act for the media to compensate for Brad having new children and new movies.

31. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    31 Jenny : who was the “friend” ? I know you won’t answer…………

32. Jenny Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    32 You think I am going to give you someone’s name?? I don’t think so… His friend works with a director and got Jen’s number first for a project. John got it from him because he was interested in taking her out. I know you still don’t believe me, but you can believe whatever you want…

33. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    33 Jenny : SHE COMPETES WITH BRAD FOR MEDIA ATTENTION INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON HER LIFE AND BEING A MOTHER…… BRAD AND JEN ACTED LIKE TWO COMPETITIVE MALES IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP (who had the best hair, who had the best look, who had the best movie, who was in a magazine, who did whatever : nothing real or human about it), NOT A MALE AND A FEMALE WHO GENUINLEY CARED FOR EACH OTHER. YOU ARE LOOKING AT CAPITALISM, NOT HUMANITY. HUMANITY IS WITHIN YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN LIFE.

34. Jenny Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    34 First of all, who is Jen a mother to? And why are you yelling?

35. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    35 caps, rich text and html are not necessarily yelling………..it’s just visual expression : I apologise for the misunderstanding : but really ………..I have said enough

36. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    36 I am more inclined to believe Huvane was looking for people like Bouma and others to fly in, fabricate stories about for controlled media attention and then release from contracts, while she keeps her private life hidden: for whatever reason. There is nothing genuine about the stories CAA is sending out : I checked up on the Bouma story and there was nothing there. It was a game. Sculfor also….Nothing. It was BIZARRE, She went to a childrens toy shop the week before she broke up with him for no real reason. Vince also broke up without any ill will at all, for no reason, as soon as the DVD was released. COINCIDENCE ? She is living life behind a smiling mask and that is why audiences feel she can’t act. They say she is wooden, stifled. She is stifled by her perception of herself as a celebrity : it is preventing her being fully human, but growing up in a family environment where nobody seemed to care : celebrity offered her the attention she never got as a child.

37. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    37 A source said: “Sheryl thinks the world of both Jen and John, and knows that they’ve both been looking for that special someone. “So while Sheryl is doing tour dates in Florida, she decided to set the two of them up on a date in Miami.”

38. anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    38 Wow seriously what is wrong with you angelina fans its like that hoe can do no wrong in your eyes but jennifer oh shitz she’s the fucking antichrist. Seriously get over it! Its like your on angelina’s payroll to constantly bash jen. If jennifer is having fun with john SO WHAT! If you don’t like it stop clicking on the Jennifer post go and find a angelina adopting baby # 20 story and worship her there. Anyways jennifer looks gorgeous and I think johns a cutie good for them.

39. pretend Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    39 MAYER is a novelty, “Jen’s Toy Boy” and not someone she would seriously consider spending the rest of her life with……her cigarette addiction and her false sense of self as “celebrity” are blockages to her natural pathway to motherhood. That is what really is going on. Anything else is Huvane and Kershishian’s puppet show for audiences everywhere. “”Roll up ! Roll up !!!!! Step right up !!!! Come see The tattooed man and the smiling lady !!!! Step right up !!!!! Take the photographs people !!! Tell the world to watch the display !!!!! ……….and when the novelty wears off, we will replace him and do the whole thing again……..”

40. anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    40 @ pretend you are insane for real did you forget to take your meds today? You talk as if you know jen(maybe in your delusional mind) seriously if you hate her so much seems like you been reading up on her like your life depended on it.Get off her bra strap and step away from the computer and always always take your medication please.

41. ivy Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    41 Jenny Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 3:30 pm You think I am going to give you someone’s name?? I don’t think so… His friend works with a director and got Jen’s number first for a project. John got it from him because he was interested in taking her out. I know you still don’t believe me, but you can believe whatever you want… —————————————————————————– lol lol lol lol and not everyone who hates jennifer is angelina fan

42. anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    42 Well I love her and she looks stunning.

43. keller Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    43 She can do way better and I agree this is not a real relationship. It’s PR. But…she looks great. Nice legs Jen.

44. lovely and amazing Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    44 Since when is Brad Pitt humble and altruistic? He was just as ego and fame driven as Jennifer Aniston when they married and in fact her career was doing better than his at the time of the wedding. Brad wasn’t so unhappy with Jennifer that he running arounf cheating. He just was attracted (and tempted and seduced) by Angelina Jolie and went with it. Angelina played on Brad & Jennifer’s marriage only obvious weakness which was no children (remember Maddox calling Brad Pitt daddy before they were even a couple). Simple as that. If Jennifer Aniston is competing with Brad Pitt, he put her in that positon by publicly humiliating her. There were so many ways he could have moved on without humilating her but he had to rush because he got Angelina pregnant. Any of us would still be healing from that type of inconsideration and embarassment.

45. sarin Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    45 she looks hot! I want her shoes!!!

46. My2cents Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    46 Angelina would kill for that body. I am 27 and I don’t look like that! She has an incredible body.

47. janis Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    47 I saw her shoes for sale………..they are really cheap

48. Misty Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    48 Very sad that the Just Jared bloggers made it over here. They are so rude and hateful. Pretend is CLINQUIA from Just Jared she goes to every blog and posts hate blogs about Jennifer and talks on and on about Huvane. She actually is very obsessed and has been kicked off many blogs. Really sad but then I understand, they Angie/Brad fans are so jealous they just can’t stand it. And by the way is it still a pretent relationship if you have sex? Jen looks great didn’t like this couple much but love them together now. We will see where it goes. I personally could not care less but am glad that Jen is getting some and having a good time.

49. anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    49 ^^ pretend is nuts for real anywho jennifer looks hawt! good for her.

50. CarrieAnne Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    50 Hmmm is Pretend really Angelina? LMAO

51. Misty Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    51 CarrieAnne - Good one. I think you may be right. Sounds alot like Angie. Angelina get off the computer and go look after your children. Don’t worry about Jen.

52. Stephi Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    52 In my opinion Jennifer has one of the best bodies in the business. You can tell she looks after herself and leads a healthy lifestyle. She’s really toned and always has a great tan as well! I’m kind of warming up to her and John as a couple actually. This photo is cute because it looks like they really really want to hold hands but don’t want everyone to get photos of it.

53. Anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    53 oh please, if I was a single, childless woman with more money then i know what to do with, who depends on my looks to get work then I would work my ass off to have a good looking body too, even if it means plastic surgery.

54. Anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    54 They are so hot together.

55. Hi Jenny Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    55 Jenny: Just ignore ‘pretend’. Everyone else does and that’s why he has to post his comments 1000 times in every Jennifer blog post on the internet and act like his life is dependent on this and this alone lmfao.

56. anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    56 Pretend get a life. jennifer looks good they look cute together I hope it works out for them.

57. Jenny Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    57 Thanks “Hi Jenny”

58. eek Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    58 Pretend sounds crazily obsessed but this is definitely a fake relationship. Remember, Brad & Jen’s relationship was arranged by their agents.

59. anonymous Posted: May 11th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    59 ^^ they were set up on a date doesn’t make it fake. People do set people up. They were together for 7yrs. If this is real good for them why are people going so insane. Jennifer looks hella good by the way.

60. Guest Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 12:27 am

    60 Just wondering if you are having sex is it a real relationship? These two look HOT HOT HOT together. Love this new couple. I really hope that they stay together but who knows with these two. Obviously they are having a great time. Good for them.

61. anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 1:41 am

    61 Sexy new couple.

62. janre Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 1:52 am

    62 it’s over in 2 weeks : she is an actress who acts in fake relationships ……..FOR A LIVING

63. Anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 2:02 am

    63 Omg @ people still talking about Angelina and brad in a jennifer aniston thread. It’s pretty obvious Brad zitt went chasing after angelina and then once he got her he let her take all of the blame for his marriage failing. I won’t be surprised when she gets bored of his copy cat actions and nicely dumps him for a woman . I have no doubt it will be an ugly woman because she has horrible taste… just look at the old man she’s currently with. ugh!

64. anon Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 2:33 am

    64 Jenny I don’t like Maniston but I like you. You are cool and direct. Thanks for sharing the inside info! Come back again when ya have a little something.

65. Anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 3:10 am

    65 hot hot hot

66. Anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 3:12 am

    66 I wouldnt call having sex a relationship neccesarily. Two people having sex is two people having sex, you dont have to date someone to have sex with them, millions of people act that way every day.

67. cdscd Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 3:25 am

    67 May 12th, 2008 at 3:12 am : you have no deia what is going on

68. Anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 3:56 am

    68 He is truly the sex in that white shirtand she looks spectac. Hubba hubba

69. cdscd Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 4:29 am

    69 YEAH RIGHT : http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l58/alley2606/john-mayer-borat-thong-07-1.jpg

70. bbbbb Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 4:31 am

    70 he is a joke, a big mouth and they are acting for a hired camera : ALL BUSINESS

71. Anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 4:56 am

    71 I could eat him off a platter. She’s so lucky.

72. Anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 5:34 am

    72 he is an old joke…they deserve each other’s PR game

73. another guest Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 6:30 am

    73 love it. stephi is right, she looks so sexy. thanks for the borat swimmers pic, now we can see what John is packing, no wondering why is needed. you go girl!!!

74. Anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 7:11 am

    74 he will be gone soon as the novelty wears off and replaced for a new headline :www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/festival.asp

75. Anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 7:11 am

    75 he will be gone soon as the novelty wears off and replaced with someone else for a new headline

76. anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 7:28 am

    76 We all thought tom cruise and katie holmes was just PR for their movies and lookey lookey they’ve been married for 3yrs and have a child. So no one knows what the deal is but they do look good together.

77. Anonymous Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 7:58 am

    77 Atlanta, GA 5/07/2008 06:06 PM GMT (FINDITT) According to reports, John Mayer has already cheated on new girlfriend Jennifer Aniston with a mystery blonde. Sources say the singer was “all over” the woman while at a party in New York on Friday.

78. guest Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    78 bbbbb - do you think that when they are having sex (which they are - be honest) that is business too. Give it up. These guys are getting some good sex and loving it. Also they don’t have to act for a hired camera the paps follow them around like crazy. Go back to Just Jared and don’t you worry a bit about Jennifer - she’s doing great. I know that it is hard on the Brad/Angie fans to think that she is over Brad and loving her life - but she is so move on.

79. ordinary Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    79 they aren’t even a real couple : it is a media act : yes, it is strange, yes you probably think that is a crazy statement, but this is nothing ordinary :CAA earns a lot from these two and increasing both their revenues helps the company tremendously. He will be gone as soon a the novelty has worn off.

80. wake up chicken Posted: May 13th, 2008 at 12:40 am

    80 : May 11th, 2008 at 9:39 pm :: Atlanta, GA 5/07/2008 06:06 PM GMT (FINDITT) According to reports, John Mayer has already cheated on new girlfriend Jennifer Aniston with a mystery blonde. Sources say the singer was “all over” the woman while at a party in New York on Friday.

81. wake up chicken Posted: May 13th, 2008 at 12:47 am

    81 May 11th, 2008 at 9:39 pm :: Atlanta, GA 5/07/2008 06:06 PM GMT (FINDITT) According to reports, John Mayer has already cheated on new girlfriend Jennifer Aniston with a mystery blonde. Sources say the singer was “all over” the woman while at a party in New York on Friday.

82. wake up chicken Posted: May 13th, 2008 at 12:47 am

    82 ::May 11th, 2008 at 9:39 pm :: Atlanta, GA 5/07/2008 06:06 PM GMT (FINDITT) According to reports, John Mayer has already cheated on new girlfriend Jennifer Aniston with a mystery blonde. Sources say the singer was “all over” the woman while at a party in New York on Friday.

83. Anonymous Posted: May 13th, 2008 at 5:14 am

    83 looking hot hot hot

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