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Does Natalie Portman know that her boyfriend wears penis glasses?

The big screen beauty’s boyfriend, Devendra Banhart, was spotted shopping at Fantasy Parties today, a sex shop in Greenwich Village, NYC.

Joined by a male companion, Devendra spent over $200 on sex toys and then proudly walked out of the store rocking his raunchy new eyewear.

What a d*ckhead!

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14 Comments

  1. Deja Vu
    May-6-2008 @ 10:19 pm

    Is he gay or a woman? I can’t etll.

  2. Johanna Kush
    May-6-2008 @ 10:21 pm

    why would such a beautiful girl go never such a dirty looking guy. who is he anyway? is he some heir or something?

  3. se
    May-6-2008 @ 10:41 pm

    why is he wearing natalie’s shirt?

  4. MikeC...
    May-7-2008 @ 12:14 am

    How in the hell did she get mixed up with this ass hole???

  5. anon
    May-7-2008 @ 12:49 am

    he must have a GREAT personality!

  6. J-Lo's maternity panties
    May-7-2008 @ 12:50 am

    ^ or some big meat!

  7. EAT IT
    May-7-2008 @ 1:36 am

    i think it was mentioned that he’s a musician… they always get cute girls. hhaha
    he has a nice face when you look past the hair and penis.

  8. Stephi
    May-7-2008 @ 3:55 am

    I think that’s so weird tha he went sex toy shopping with his male friend! If my boyfriend went to the adult store with his mate I would be kind of creeped out! I don’t want my boyfriends mates knowing what we get up to in the bedroom thank you very much! I think these penis glasses are hilarious but they look really seedy and gross on this dude. I don’t see what Natalie sees in him! I guess it was kind of like Cisco Adler…ewww.

  9. hotpantsarehot
    May-7-2008 @ 4:18 am

    Ah, sweet, I love seeing my man wearing a maternity top! He’s just TOO sexy with his shiny long hair and totally eco-
    friendly man bag. I would so fuck that fat dick on his face as it’s probably FAR LARGER than what he’s got in his
    pants!! But I bet he makes a totally great wheat grass smoothie. Energy, anyone?

  10. girlie man
    May-7-2008 @ 8:43 am

    Ah, sweet, I love seeing my man wearing a maternity top! He’s just TOO sexy with his shiny long hair and totally eco-…………………………………totally agree………………plus he enjoys the sudden publicity.

  11. just askin'
    May-7-2008 @ 10:00 am

    And yet another incomprehensible instance of a gorgeous woman dating a completely disgusting bottom-feeder. Dude is ugly and gross. Not to mention he’s wearing girl jeans, a woman’s shirt and carrying a purse. Blech!!

  12. Anonymous
    May-7-2008 @ 12:07 pm

    oh lord, nasty gross

  13. Anonymoe
    May-7-2008 @ 12:44 pm

    I never knew Natalie was such a cool girl. Devendra Banhart is something like a miniature-Bjoerk.
    His songs actually have more depht than some of Natalie’s films.

  14. Sarah
    May-7-2008 @ 4:16 pm

    Devendra’s awesome, Natalie’s one lucky girl! Love the dickglasses, too.

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