MARIAH CANNON?
Posted Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 1:52 pm

Latina magazine reports that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married!!
The two lovebirds said “I Do” in a small ceremony on an island yesterday following a “very implusive” decision.
Attendees included Mimi’s close pal Da Brat.
If true (we’re still skeptical!), this would be 27-year-old Nick’s first marriage and 38-year-old Mariah’s second. She was previously married to Sony head honcho Tommy Mottola….and we all know how that turned out!

May 1st, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Wholly short engagement!!!! This is gonna be interesting!!
May 1st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
the ring is the same ring he gave his last fiance. i give it a month.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
[...] of the hour and new bride Mariah Carey flaunts her sexy new curves in the new issue of i-D [...]
May 1st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Weird. He gets a lot of hot ladies, he must know how to put it down in the bedroom.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
She must be off her meds.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Which personality married him the slut ,the 12 year old girl , or the wannabe monroe.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
POP fiction.
May 1st, 2008 at 4:20 pm
It doesn’t matter if she’s off her meds or not–she’d be crazy if she turned down a marriage proposal from Nick. And it doesn’t matter if it’s forever–I’ll bet it’ll be fun while it lasts.
May 1st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
What a joke. He is such a ladies man and bores easily.. Wait and see guys, I think this may be another Britney Breakdown senario when this guy is finally through with her.
May 1st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
She thought she could pull off a Jennifer Lopez career and then glitter happened……..and major meltdown ensued.
May 1st, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I doubt this is true. I am very suspicious. She could be his mother.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:49 pm
What’s wrong with her hand? It’s a different color than her body.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:16 pm
This is insane!! I’m really starting to wonder if this is Pop Fiction, as its just seems all so unbeleivable. I would like to see Mariah happy though as I think she’s had it pretty rough when it comes to relationships, although Nick Cannon just seems like a 12 year old boy. But then again she’s obsessed with butterflies and mermaids so maybe they are a perfect match.
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
CAUSE HE GOT A BIG BLACK DICK THATS WHY LIKE MOST BLACK MEN DO AND THE ONES THAT DONT HAVE SUCH A BIG ONE NO HOW TO WORK IT … I WATCHED A VIDEO OF SOME YOUNG BLACK BOYS SIMULATING SEXUAL MOVES AND I WAS LIKE OMG!!!!! NOW ONDER THE WOMEN LOVE BLACK MEN… NO BODY CAN MOVE LIKE THAT BUT A BLACK MAN!!!!! AFRICA IS SURE NUFF IN US…. PLUS THAT IN AND OUT CRAP AINT GOING TO CUT IT… YOUR ASS HAS TO HAVE SKILLS AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MAN HAVE SKILLS LIKE THAT IN THE BED BUT A BLACK MAN… AND YES I HAC A WHITE MAN AND OMG!!!! I COULDNT WAIT TO GET AWAY FROM THAT MESS!!!!
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:04 am
yea it’s true there married they make a cute couple so stop ya hating and deal with the fact that they are what they are okay
August 19th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
damn i give this another week or so and nic must be on stillettos
August 19th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
i guess she thought if i married a maid servant and shopher i dont hav e to pay him good thinking mariah PS my cousin love that idea to
October 15th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
We Believe That they Are soooooooooooooo Cute together and thats all u haters fuk oFF man u all Are just a bunch of sad ass low lifes who spend there time hating on People WE ALL noe that they LOVE eaach OTHEr very MUCH Soo what the age difference May be A LIL big But hey at least she don Age discriminate!!! mAN
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