Last night, Paula Abdul stepped out of American Idol and into her own world. Or so one would think…..
The space-headed judge got a little confused because of the format change. After each contestant sang the first of two Neil Diamond songs, the judges were told to quickly assess the situation before moving on to the second round.
Paula comments on Jason Castro’s performance of Forever in Blue Jeans? “I loved hearing your lower register. But in the second song, I felt like your usual charm was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty. The two songs made me feel like you’re not fighting hard enough to get into the top four.”
Murmurs soon took over the audience.
Fellow judge Randy Jackson quickly went into damage control mode and reminded Paula that “he’s just done the first song.”
Vapid AI host Ryan Seacrest quickly added, “You’re seeing the future, baby.”
Hmmm….has Paula gone crazy once again? Or is something far more sinister going on here?
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Get off the drugs Paula!!!
Oh that is too funny! She is a drunken wreck. She always seems so out of it and lost, either she’s really dumb or she’s just under the influence all the time. It could also be that the filming wasn’t live or something. Maybe they had actually performed both songs but were told to pretend like only one had been performed? I dunno, but the reaction of the audience suggests that she just fucked up.
The show is rigged no doubt about it and Paula just let the cat out the bag!!
You are so right, Franky Baby. It’s hysterical and kind of unbelievable– she totally did let the cat out of the bag. (I do believe, ahem, that we just experienced a blip in the Matrix.)
She’s so weird, im sorry. I’m smelling something fishy here..
Show is rigged. David Archuleta is for sure going to win this season. He’s been in close ties with the producers of American Idol since season 1 (when he performed for Kelly Clarkson). They’ve been waiting for this kid to turn 16 so they can pimp him out. RIGGED!
this show is the one of the most mind numbing experiences out there. I can not stand 2 minutes of this shit.
Yeah, blame it on the woman, rather than all people involved including audience and participants!
shitty shit expectacle to inflate the state of idiocy of mass culture…kelly clarckson (or whatever she is called) has launched her carrer like 1000 times…and still sucks! why? cause is fkn pop music! that dooms it to be gone in 2 years…unless is force feed to people trhough the media outlets.
Maybe Paula got confused and thought of a song he had sung earlier on in the show. I don’t think the whole thing is planned. Simon wouldn’t do it then
HA! This show is sooo rigged…
Everybody knows Clay really beat Rubin.
WOW what a druggie and ya the show is rigged
Randy, Paula and Simon attend the dress rehearsals and often comment on that during the show. This is where contestant performance order is determined; whoever performs the best during dress rehearsals usually sings last so the show goes out with a bang. Paula, in her drug addled state, just pulled the curtain back a bit and let us all see how the show is constructed. I don’t think there’s some big conspiracy going on other than Paula’s lunacy…
This is getting downright ridiculous already with this drugged out chick. The show loses credibility with her ass, and it’s been going on too long now.First she screws one of the contestants, and they let her ride with that..Now she blatantly comes on high out of her mind and it’s still all good? What the hell are the keeping her on for? She brings nothing to the table but embarassment and shame!! She can barely get her words out when she speaks!
In what other field can a person show up blitzed out of their mind and still keep the job? She’s embarrassing. The woman should be given the option of rehab or the unemployment line. And honestly, she’s probably not well enough to make that decision for herself.
IF SHE IS STILL ON THE SHOW NEXT SEASON I WILL NO LONGER BE WATCHING
She’s mental. All she has to do is sit, listen, give a 30-second critique (and really…it’s funny that she’s even in a position to judge talent at all!), and cash her gigantic paychecks. This show is so fake and rigged.
Of course the show is rigged!Everything is manipulated. Go read Ben Elton’s ”Chart throb”…he creates a fitting parody of the idol shows. Only stupid people actually think that what they see is what they get in reality shows.