Comeback princess Britney Spears chartered a powerboat and sailed into the rough seas from Marina del Rey for a two hour cruise yesterday.
Accompanied by her friend Allie two bodyguards, both sons and a nanny, Britney cheerily waved at the photogs.
Once the cruise was underway she ripped off her clothes to reveal a halter neck pink polka-dotted bikini with fluorescent green piping detail. (Is it just me or has Brit’s cleavage shrank? A result of her weight loss perhaps?)
Brit sipped on the occasional alcoholic beverage (off the wagon?) and fooled around with binoculars wearing a sea captain’s hat.
As she left the boat on her way to her dance studio she kept hold of the nautical hat. Will it feature in her comeback video? Only time will tell….
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WTF is she wearing?
she’s still wearing her engagement ring. and what the hell is that black outfit???
What happened to her boobs? I always thought Brit-Brit had fake ones.
lol! She should be wearing her engagement ring, she’s the one that bought it! Ha! I may be the only one on the planet, but I’ve never thought she had implants. The girl simply knows the power of a good push up bra. And of course after giving birth and during pregnancy, they were much bigger. So basically for the last three years! But if you’ve ever seen pics of her laying down, they don’t look the same as implants. they fall to the sides just like natural breasts. But whatever. People will believe what they want to.
I see the boots have made their appearance again.
she’s so dirty.
You read my mind PSL…
I thought the same thing about the ring Hiedi, she bought it she should wear it. BUT enough with hats already.
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I do think she had implants though. My daughters had an authographed poster of her when she was still cute and teeny-bopper-y. Less than 6 mos. later she “matured.” That was way before she had kids.
do her friends. cousin not have the sense to tell her she looks like shit??? maybe because she is on the payroll? who knows
dude doesnt she go to the tanning salon like EVERYDAY, why isnt she like orange? I do like her baithing suit, & i know that as soon as i loose a LITTLE weight, my boobs are the first thing to shrink.
it actually is a cute bikini- she must have borrowed it from someone…..lol
coco: it’s LOSE weight, not LOOSE.
sorry, but everyone here knows my pet peeve about spelling- I’ve backed off for a while, but that mix-up annoys the hell out of me….lol
Powerboats can’t sail!
I personally never thought she had implants. She just knows the magic of padded bras. Not to mention the magic of editing that the people who marketed her may have done in the early days. However, she desperately needs a stylist. One of the biggest problems she has is that she wears clothes that are just a little too small, which makes her look bigger. She needs a fashion intervention.
The pink bikini is cute though.
I honestly thought for a little while there that she had a chance at a “come back” but now it’s 100% obvious, plain as day she’ll never be a super star again….she’s just the washed up hag that will sell small venues because she has had hits in the past and can keep cashing in on that..
If Phil Spector can still be a millionaire 40 years after producing anything decent, I doubt Ms. Federline has to do anything in the future, she’ll just keep cashing in on royalties.
PS.
Something is big time wrong with this pic. Look at the one from yesterday w/ her in the white tank top, her boobs are bodacious and she’s not wearing any kind of bra then look at this pic.
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Something is up.
Her body looks great after two kids..And she never knew how to dress-i don’t why it matters so much..
P.S.She is (finally) back if you like it or not, and no one can be like her…
she will never make a comeback, people only watch her because people want to watch the train wreck burn…her only public worth is the shock value of what she does and wears, and she knows it.
T:you know,she is making the comeback and maybe if people weren’t so cruel to her, to
feel better of them selfs evrything will be a’ight..I’m not saying she has done to herself but
that doesn’t mean to be so henious to her…OMG she’s wearing again those boots,she is
fat and blabla…!
Her son is not even wearing a life jacket. What a moron she is.
Britney has definately never had fake boobs. The shape of her boobs is very natural and her boobs have always changed depending on her weight at the time. I honestly don’t think she’s had any surgery at all.
She looks very cute here in her bikini and the shots of her fooling around in the captain’s hats are fun, but why did she have to take the hat with her and wear it to the dance studio? That’s just taking it a bit too far….leave all the nautical themes ON BOARD!
Janie, the boobs are still there it is just the angle. Take a look at the shape of the one on the left, it’s still pretty full it’s just the bikini top does nothing for them. It’s a cute bikini but a size bigger would have helped.
How does she look in the mirror and think she looks good? It’s really quite frightening.
That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo “candyman!” lol
Good catch Keller! I missed that one! 20 months old and not wearing a life jacket.
aaaarrrgggghhhhh……Child Protective Services please.
paris…:shut the fuck up bitch!