UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JESSICA!

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Jessica Alba dines out at Creperie restaurant in Los Angeles with babydaddy Cash Warren and a couple of friends, including Romany Malco.

The mum-to-be was (supposed to be) enjoying an early birthday dinner. She turns 27 on April 28.

Even while expecting her first child and celebrating her birthday with loved ones, Miss Alba is able to look miserable and utterly bored.

How does she do it?

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[Bauer Griffin]

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29 Comments

  1. Stephi
    April-27-2008 @ 1:56 am

    Ok…she’s with her friends, its her birthday and she’s about to have a baby. How the hell can she still manage to look like a miserable cow? Victoria Beckham looks like she’s on frickin uppers compared to Jessica Alba. At least with Posh its more a pout than a pissed off scowl.

  2. Anonymous Bitch
    April-27-2008 @ 2:26 am

    Maybe the throng of paps surrounding the table had something to do with it?

  3. Anonymous Bitch
    April-27-2008 @ 2:34 am

    ^^ Not to mention the joys (cough) of being monstrously preggers.

  4. Very Carrie
    April-27-2008 @ 2:35 am

    I think she looks super cute. but a little bored. She just doesn’t have a happy disposition. But I am curious what her baby will look like. And whether she’ll pimp her out or keep her private..

  5. EAT IT
    April-27-2008 @ 3:04 am

    geez, they’re moments caught in time. who knows what they’re talking about.
    she’s not my favorite person, but with all the negative comments about her, for no reason except that she’s not smiling, i’m kind of starting to like her.

  6. l
    April-27-2008 @ 4:23 am

    ^^^^^i hear ya, but i have never seen a candid pic of her smiling.ever.

  7. unhappy
    April-27-2008 @ 7:23 am

    accidental preganancies do that to people.

  8. kirsten drunkst
    April-27-2008 @ 8:35 am

    she seems like an ungrateful bitch

  9. Anonymous
    April-27-2008 @ 9:48 am

    she’s just mad cuz she’s fat.

  10. THE DEVIL
    April-27-2008 @ 10:57 am

    blah, really? who cares.

  11. Uproar
    April-27-2008 @ 11:39 am

    She looks tired of being pregnant to me — You’re always exahusted and you don’t really want to go out, b/c you look & feel like a whale…

  12. MikeC...
    April-27-2008 @ 11:49 am

    She sort of looks like she wishes she could take it all back……

  13. britney
    April-27-2008 @ 12:06 pm

    haha i love this bitch she’s a total cunt

  14. supernova
    April-27-2008 @ 12:23 pm

    EAT IT, you liking her for no other reason than the fact that people hate her is just as vacuous and lacking in substance as people like her for not smiling.

  15. supernova
    April-27-2008 @ 12:28 pm

    ^^ meant to say “as people disliking her for not smiling”

  16. ariana
    April-27-2008 @ 12:29 pm

    She probably looks like that because she is BORING. I mean what could this woman possibly have to say?? Have you SEEN any of her movies? She’s like a talking piece of cardboard.. A pretty one but still

  17. Aysla
    April-27-2008 @ 1:48 pm

    I am starting to like her a little bit, too. I think she’s one of those people who comes off as a reserved or aloof, until you get to know her. I get the impression she’s actually humorous and somewhat fun (as per the website her boyfriend put up).

  18. EAT IT
    April-27-2008 @ 2:42 pm

    supernova: touche, i see your point.
    honestly, the girl doesn’t bother me. after dark angel, i never paid much attention to her, until posts about her being a sourpuss. it seems like all the celeb blogs i’ve come across post the same thing about her… maybe it’s a running joke?
    i like what she doesn’t do: show her crotch or act skanky

  19. Ick
    April-27-2008 @ 3:17 pm

    She’s okay. If she doesn’t want to smile for the paps, let her not. She’s always made her disdain for the paps clear. It is presumptuous to assume she is unhappy, grumpy, etc., because she didn’t smile in a couple of random pictures. She smiles at red carpet events, and she smiles when presenting and stuff. And, for the person who compared her to Posh - POSH NEVER SMILES. Despite the fact that she lives for the attention.

  20. l
    April-27-2008 @ 3:41 pm

    “”"”"posh doesnt smile because she hates her smile.its weird looking because of the way her teeth slope-thats a fact because she has stated years back thats why she decided to pout.And thats become her thing!

  21. supernova
    April-27-2008 @ 3:58 pm

    LoL EAT IT. And thank god for young hollywood actresses who DON’T show their crotch! She is the saddest looking thing, but as long as she’s not overtly offensive in her behavior like so many of these young hollywood whores, she doesn’t bother me that much either (still don’t like her and think she’s overrated but that would be the case even if she was smiling 24 hours a day 7 days a week).

  22. Jose Clunet.
    April-27-2008 @ 5:41 pm

    Why the fuck should she have to smile in front of 100 worthless paps? So she can help them make more money so they harass her more. Let the poor bitch eat in peace.

  23. lilly
    April-27-2008 @ 5:51 pm

    The thing is that SHE NEVER SMILES so there`s no point in guessing why she looks so depressed on this particular picture. Basically that`s the case with ALL the other ones ever taken of her. She is definitely not a good actress but in spite of that she is successful and beautiful but you definitely cannot it when you look at her.

  24. Lola Lola
    April-27-2008 @ 7:41 pm

    “Accidental pregnancies do that to people”??? Sorry ‘Unhappy’ but I don’t think you’ve been pregnant recently. Try it and we’ll see how happy you are. Even purposefully pregnant women get pretty damn uncomfortable in the later stages. Why? Because it’s DAMN uncomfortable!!!

  25. Jo-Ann
    April-28-2008 @ 6:00 am

    This poor girl never looks happy….

  26. Jo-Ann
    April-28-2008 @ 6:02 am

    this poor girl never looks happy

  27. off the wall
    April-28-2008 @ 9:14 am

    She is probably thinking about that “other” guy who could be her baby’s daddy….eh hemmmmmmmm….

  28. off the wall
    April-28-2008 @ 9:15 am

    She is thinkning…..Did I pick the right one????!!!!

  29. Anonymous
    April-28-2008 @ 12:29 pm

    D List baby daddy plus accidental pregnancy not good for career, that’s explains the sadness.

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