GYWNETH PALTROW DOES ‘VOGUE’

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Disappointment!

We were totally thinking Sarah Jessica Parker was going to front the May issue of Vogue. (Guess that’s next month!)

Photoshopped and expession-free, an Oscar de la Renta-clad Gwyneth Paltrow does her best ice queen on the new cover.

Blame Anna Wintour!

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15 Comments

  1. che obama
    April-14-2008 @ 1:04 pm

    So pathetic england can keep her, but she likes to make her money here, ironic since she hates this country.

  2. Anonymous
    April-14-2008 @ 1:08 pm

    Photoshop award goes to………………………………….this woman is not aging well, and her husband is trying to desperately shake her off to no avail.

  3. She Rides A Harley
    April-14-2008 @ 1:12 pm

    I have never found her to be pretty anyway - -she is like a homely look to me

  4. Day Ja Vuu
    April-14-2008 @ 1:34 pm

    I like ur post. makes me laugh! L:D

  5. Anonymous
    April-14-2008 @ 1:37 pm

    che obama : i so agree!!!
    .
    she looks like her mother in the pic, though

  6. Anonymous
    April-14-2008 @ 1:37 pm

    I thought she never talks about Chris.

  7. anon
    April-14-2008 @ 2:15 pm

    The most boring hair, make-up and face. You’d think she want to shake things up and really look fantastic…but no. Still amazingly boring and we’re supposed to care. Right.

  8. LAURIE SMITH
    April-14-2008 @ 2:42 pm

    THAT IS PROBABLY WHERE BEN AND JEN GARNER
    GOT THE NO PUBLICITY TOGETHER FROM. IT WORKS WELL FOR GWYNETH AND CHRIS…

    GREAT IDEA GWYNETH… IRON MAN LOOKS LIKE AN INTERESTING MOVIE.. ROBERT DOWNEY JR REALLY SUITS THE PART.. SHE SAID THAT A FRIEND TOLD HER THAT DON’T YOU WANT TO BE IN A MOVIE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY SEE!!

  9. Shell
    April-14-2008 @ 2:43 pm

    That doesn’t even look like her. They photoshopped her to look pretty lol

  10. EAT IT
    April-14-2008 @ 5:00 pm

    i like gwyneth, but that’s not a good cover. icy indeed.
    as she gets older, she’s starting to look like her mom.

  11. Aysla
    April-14-2008 @ 6:21 pm

    ^I think her mom is quite pretty :o). Gwyneth has a boring face though, and I agree that she never bothers to shake things up with her appearance (although her recent cut is a nice change). Bad cover.

  12. Anonymous
    April-14-2008 @ 6:52 pm

    Another movie I refuse to see beause of her.

  13. EAT IT
    April-14-2008 @ 7:10 pm

    aysla, yes i agree that her mom is pretty. it was my observation, not a slam on her mom :)
    gwyneth has one of those faces that i think can be homely and can be beautiful.

  14. Stephi
    April-14-2008 @ 7:56 pm

    I do think she looks quite pretty on this cover, but she hardly resembles this at all in real life. She CAN look great but she doesn’t. Her hair always looks limp and lifeless and her skin looks dull as well. She is ageing quickly and I’ve never thought she is the nicest person in Hollywood.

  15. Anonymous
    April-15-2008 @ 4:12 am

    Fishsticks cleans up well with photoshop

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