THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

Posted Monday, April 14th, 2008 at 10:30 am

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This should come as no surpirse.

In what is becoming a tradition with Hollywood starlets, just-engaged Ashlee Simpson has announced that she’s pregnant!!

“We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,” Wentz’s rep told Us. “Beyond that there is nothing to say.”

Congratulations to the happy couple. Now the question is, will the Wentz/Simpson spawn get Ashlee’s original beak or will it be blessed with Pete’s cute little button nose?

Stay tuned!

UPDATE: Pete Wentz is denying the story to MTV.

Sometimes the father is always the last to know!

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38 Responses to “THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    that kid is going to have the biggest chin ever!

  2. Alison Malison Says:

    AHhAHAHAHAHA Good one Arasto!!! Hopefully she gets all of Pete’s traits such as musical talent and not a beak nose!!!

  3. Ouch! Says:

    This is sad.
    Do people know about condoms?!
    Everywhere I turn there’s a kid or a freakin pregnant woman!

  4. Candy Says:

    Congragulations to the happy couple!!! I actually like these two together. They seem to have a solid relationship and it seems to be working so good for them.!

  5. apple Says:

    yay! how about everyone forgets about actually getting an education and just gets preggers!! wait a minute, that’s already happening here….sheesh

  6. Meli Says:

    Oh give them a break! What is so wrong with a couple have a baby who are obviously very much in love with each other??

  7. thighmegatampon Says:

    Her dad must’ve made him propose

  8. eek Says:

    I think what’s wrong with it is not that you shouldn’t get pregs (or have sex) outside of marriage, it’s that obviously there is a trend of women who want to get married knocking themselves up “accidentally.”
    I mean honestly — do you think Pete would have proposed anytime soon if this hadn’t happened? Do you think she doesn’t know how to eat pills? No, she wanted to lock him down, and instead of having a grown up conversation with her partner she just got clumsy with her b.c. And now he’s stuck with her! Haaaaa.
    Makes that “promotional baby” video they made pretty ironic.

  9. She Rides A Harley Says:

    BIRTH CONTROL!!
    Be it, condoms, the pill, pull it out - - -ot the best birth control is NOASSATALL.

    Stupid freaking kids!! Fuck -

  10. EAT IT Says:

    wow this is getting to be a trend.
    i have nothing against them but do young couples realize how hard it is to be a parent??!!

  11. Anonymous Bitch Says:

    Are these people too stupid to use birth control? No wonder 40% of babies born in the U.S. are illegitimate.

  12. Anonymous Bitch Says:

    (Damn, SO MUCH negativity in this world…) Congrats to them!!!!

  13. rachel elizabeth Says:

    so for the record the “noassatall” birth control method might not be as effective… if anything, maybe try ONLY ass, aint no colons gettin knocked up, right?

    also if this IS true, then “eek” is totally right about how funny it is that they made a parody video about young pregnant assholes in hollywoods — but im sure THEYLL be the first to do it up all classy and shit.

    and the problem isnt getting knocked up, the problem is using marriage as the answer to pregnancy… theyre both rich, they can afford to raise the baby as individuals, the marriage part is whats messed up. a ring on her finer isnt going to suddenly make them better parents. and it really makes you wonder if it was a wonderful coincidence, or if papa joe came into the picture… either way…. fall out boy is rad.

  14. Anonymous Says:

    Hey, some of you morons; did you ever stop to think that maybe….oh, I don’t know….they WANTED a baby?!

  15. anonymous Says:

    Damn there’s a epidemic out there in hollyweird.who’s next? Lindsay maybe paris? My money is on beyonce.

  16. coco Says:

    why do you HAVE to be married to have a kid, whats the big deal? If they had already talked about being together and getting married and having kids why does it matter which one comes first? And how does that quote mean shes preggers? he never says congrats on the baby…he’s talking about the engagement.

  17. Anonymous Bitch Says:

    ^^ At least Beyonce is married, as well as (apparently) intelligent, stable, old enough to plan a pregnancy, and financially capable of taking care of children. Morons like Simpson and Wentz shouldn’t be allowed to contribute to the gene pool. Guess that purity pledge Simpson signed with Daddy didn’t stick.

  18. too bad Says:

    this child will be born with a big chin, funny side slicked hair, and lots of eye liner.

  19. Anonymous Bitch Says:

    And BTW, just because someone wants a baby and is capable of getting pregnant doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. If everyone who reproduces was suited for parenthood, there would be no abused or abandoned children.

  20. Anonymous Says:

    rumor has it you don’t have to be married to have a baby. wow! what a concept!! and who cares? the kid won’t end up in the welfare system so it affects you none!

  21. Anonymous Bitch Says:

    ^^ So as long as your tax dollars aren’t involved, you don’t care if a child is abused? Nice.

  22. coco Says:

    anonymous bitch…looks like your the one who needs to mature a little here. I doubt their baby will abandoned somewhere. They are stable in their lives and with their family. He is 28 years old he is not a little boy.

  23. Anonymous Bitch Says:

    ^^ Funny, you criticize me for making assumptions and you’re doing the same thing.

  24. Me Says:

    Okay, well just for the record, no where does she or he come out and say she is pregnant, they say they are engaged and happy! How does that mean she is pregnant? Explain please?

  25. Anonymous Bitch Says:

    Follow the link. “Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.” It wouldn’t be the first time that the celeb initially denied the leak. Jennifer Lopez didn’t confirm her pregnancy until she was practically ready to give birth onstage.

  26. coco Says:

    your not making assumptions, your hating because you obviously dont like one of them. I making these assumptions based on real facts, they are not broke and he is 28. Please grow up. “ME”- i was trying to say the same thing, still when you follow the link it shows the same quote. That quote means nothing except a congrats on an engagement.

  27. Anonymous Says:

    Anonymous Bitch : show me the stats that say unwed parents abuse their children. i know plenty who are the best parents, including myself (divorced when my son was 14 months - i was 29). get a grip on real life.

  28. BeJeeBus Says:

    She hasn’t announced that she is pregnant! Learn to read douchebags. They confirmed the engagement and then OTHER THAN THAT THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY.

  29. Lola Lola Says:

    Her dad must be so proud. Knocked up at 23. (or whatever her 20-something age).

  30. tiffmilf Says:

    Being pregnant at 23 when you’re in a committed long term relationship is bad? People are so judgmental. Not everyone goes to college, some people think it’s a waste of time and money. Not everyone skips down society’s yellow brick road. Some people, even responsible people do stuff their own way. They are successful in other aspects of their life and I’m happy for them!

  31. Anonymous Says:

    Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.
    .
    The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.
    .
    Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday.
    .
    “We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us. “Beyond that there is nothing to say.”
    .
    Simpson’s rep had no comment.

  32. fortress Says:

    They just desperately trying to promote her new CD. Mark my words, the news about this pregnancy is a lie.

  33. Courtney Says:

    UMMM SHE NEVER CONFIRMED ANYTHING!

    Pete Wentz denies it today to MTV. Go to people.com

  34. audrey Says:

    I just read somewhere else that she isn’t pregnant.

  35. Stephi Says:

    I think these comments about them not wanting the baby and not using contraception are just ridiculous. They seem like a great couple and what’s to say that they pregnancy wasn’t planned? Even if it wasn’t I’m sure they don’t mind seeing as they are getting married and have decided to settle down together anyway. Congrats to them!

  36. eek Says:

    If she is pregs, it’s def not planned (at least not by Pete). They would stretch out the engagement, then the wedding, then the honeymood, then the preg rumors… Papa Joe would definitely milk it.

  37. j Says:

    let me correct annonymous bitch. most of these children will end up NEGLECTED.. say for example.. britneys. theyre not abandoned but they are certainly neglected.

  38. Anonymous Bitch Says:

    ^^ Thanks. Much better choice of words.

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