WHEN KATIE MET KATEE

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Katie Holmes is threatening to take a young actress to court after she changed her name to Katee Holmes and vowed to lose her virginity in a porn movie.

The 18-year-old fashion student from Texas is set to star in an adult film and says she will be deflowered in one of the scenes.

Holier-than-thou Katie, wife of Tom Cruise and devout Scientologist, is said to be “fuming” and is seeking legal advice to stop the actress using her name, according to her spokesman: “‘It’s a really cheap shot. Obviosly Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it.”

However Shy Love, Katee’s manager and a veteran of the adult film industry, said: “She’s using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed innocence in whatever she has done.”

And nothing says innocence like a bunch of perverted middle-aged men buying up a porno where a young girl allegedly loses her virginity.

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7 Comments

  1. dottcomm1
    May-22-2007 @ 7:13 am

    when was this pic taken? sh’e preggers there.

    i think it’s hilarious a porn star takes her name! lmao!!

  2. spinner
    May-22-2007 @ 7:14 am

    Tribute?? Disgusting. You have to learn to choose your battles wisely…however, I would sue their arses over this.

  3. Luella
    May-22-2007 @ 7:24 am

    It’s such a sad state of affairs that a young girl would turn 18 and decide that the best course of action for her life is to screw a bunch of nasty men on film. This is the result of American society’s glorificaton of whores and it’s only going to get worse.

  4. parissucksliterally
    May-22-2007 @ 7:42 am

    isn’t she “Kate Cruise” now?

    I agree Luella…..100%

  5. May-22-2007 @ 1:19 pm

    Big deal, get over it Katie. Millions of people have the same name as other people.

    Luella, I agree 100%!!!

  6. SAS
    May-22-2007 @ 4:21 pm

    Hehehehe! I can’t stop chuckling over this. though luella is certainly right- i’ll feel sorry for the girl once i stop laughing.

  7. Stephi
    May-22-2007 @ 6:21 pm

    Well you know you’ve made it when you’ve got a porn star naming herself after you!! I think Katie needs to lighten up a little…I’m sure noone will mistake the girl in the video for her!

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