We interupt the Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards burnt orange carpet coverage with some breaking news!
Star magazine (we know!) reports Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married earlier today in New Orleans.
No other details have been given at this point. More to come.
If the story is indeed true, CONGRATULATIONS, BRANGELINA! It’s about damn time!
We now return you to FYB’s burnt orange carpet coverage of the Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards.
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OMG i hope it’s true. Enough with these bastard children. let’s start a real family!
I hope its true, I think Brad’s rep did not deny it, she just said she doesnt know if its true or not.
Don’t know why, but I have for the first time ever where marriage rumors of these two are concerned….believe they actually did. His rep didn’t deny it, and 3 other pub’s make the same claim, and even though the others are tab’s not much better than STAR (X17 for example), there’s something about this time that has my gut saying it did transpire.
Steeveedee, I hope you’re even-handed enough to call “bastard” on *all* the unwed breeders in Hollywood. I don’t understand why so many people hate Pitt and Jolie while they fall over themselves to praise baby mama Nicole Richie.
I’ve been wondering about this whole Brangelina wedding thing…is gay marriage now legal throughout the US? I remember them “justifying” not getting married awhile ago by saying that they wouldn’t get married until all people in the US - gay or straight - could get married to whom they wished.
Happy for the bastard kids, but this relationship is based on ADDICTION TO PUBLICITY, they won’t last, i give them 2 years more.
They annoy the shit out of me.
UNWED mothers and bastard kids are the POVERTY problem in america contributing to a bad ECONOMY, following in hollywood’s footsteps not realizing these celebs are rich, in real life it is your ticket to POVERTY.
People Magazine just denied it.
rumors, rumors! i’ll believe it when i see it.
I don’t think they necessarily NEED to get married at all. They seem to be quite happy the way they are. A wedding would be beautiful though. I have a feeling that they would not pimp out the photos though if they did get married.
They pimped out photos of their kids why not their wedding?
OLD OLD institution. In actuallity it only protects assets.
Marriage is mostly to involve third parties in a social way (lame)
…and it only make sense when your gonna depart and divide.
That old institution kept a lot of women and children out of POVERTY.
“UNWED mothers and bastard kids are the POVERTY problem in america contributing to a bad ECONOMY” HAHHAHAHAHHA
UNWED? What contributes to poverty is lack of education, lack of judgment and machismo!!
HAVING BABIES just because you can, happens with or without a stupid marriage and THAT is the problem of overpopulation: HAVING BABIES.
Women with babies and CERO college education are doomed to be poor.
The probabilities of getting ahead are S L I M
The cause of undesired babies ISN’T married status.
Is lack of judgment (that comes form a BAD education) supported by a strong religious faith of a fate as the most reasonable direction. (because god said so) And of course women are at the BOTTOM of the god/men pyramid.
POVERTY not only in America but overseas is caused by ignorance of REASON,
and a strong bound to faith (neglect for logic tough) that perpetuates men based institutions (religion)
Go and marry all kids -once they start having sex- and you’ll have even more stupid families with 12 kids each in total poverty. Marriage does not help at all…that’s not a factor for anything.
“That old institution kept a lot of women and children out of POVERTY.” Maybe that the case IF this women have married somebody stable and they get to be stable them selves. BUT in most cases the man is even more incapable of anything than a baby, so the woman has to support both baby and uneducated man thanks to :MARRIAGE!. Again it is easier to look at problems like easy equations, but that is what contributes to perpetuate real problem: Lack of education!
Women (and the men they have for options) yield in really bad unstable jobs, both will share poverty because there is not options for them to move upwards, and of course babies make all this worse. Informing marriage will not get better jobs, or a deeper perspective on these individuals. a GOOD education will. But that requires awareness of politics, something that escapes easy though…bad and superficial education is what will eventually destroy ANY country,not marriage.
The Brangelina brood already have Brad’s name, will have amazing life experiences, will be well cared for and will want for nothing in this world, so getting married is irrelevant for them.
Kidge: That’s exactly what I thought! So much for sticking to your claimed ideals….
l hate them
Brad’s pants look 1970’s