VOTE DEMOCRATIC, VOTE BRANGELINA!

Posted Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

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See a family resemblance? Well, you should, because researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society have found some shocking family connections for the three presidential candidates.

First, Barack Obama is a distant cousin of Brad Pitt, and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie.

Hillary, who is of French-Canadian descent on her mother’s side, is also a distant cousin of singers Madonna, Celine Dion and Alanis Morissette. Très incroyable! Meanwhile, Barack, the son of a white woman from Kansas and a black man from Kenya, can call six U.S. presidents, including George W. Bush, his cousins.

As for Republican nominee John McCain? He’s a sixth cousin of first lady Laura Bush.

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32 Responses to “VOTE DEMOCRATIC, VOTE BRANGELINA!”

  1. barack hussein obama Says:

    How dumb do you have to be to vote for obama, his 20 year pastor is the gift that keeps on giving.

  2. Tinfoil hats Says:

    No matter how much the MEDIA props up barack hussein obama he will not win.

  3. Barack Rocks Says:

    He is the Choosen One!!! We have seen what the previous heads of government have done (we have never been worse off, or more hated globally). We need Obama desperately!!!!

  4. Tinfoil hat crowd Says:

    You are all in for a big diasappointment if you think BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA is going to win.Then there is really going to be a lot fainting going on.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    A HIPPIE MOM AND A KENYAN MUSLIM, WHAT THE MEDIA WON’T TELL YOU.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    Why is everybody sooo scared??? Especially you Tinfoil…Get a grip Obama is going to WIN!!!!!

  7. Anonymous Says:

    obama is the good looking cousin.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    THE CLINTONS PLAY DIRTY LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS, she will be the candidate.

  9. Anonymous Says:

    And MCCAIN will WIN!!!!!!

  10. Anonymous Says:

    Obama has mickey mouse ears.

  11. me! Says:

    McCain & Obama can also trace their lineage back to Scottish royalty - They’re both very distantly related also.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    Everybody is on to the Media’s game that’s why obama won’t win, he is basically a MEDIA DARLING.

  13. She Rides A Harley Says:

    Get down to it - -
    We are all related, one way or another, down that line or that one.
    WHO GIVES A RATS ASS?
    NO to a black man
    NO to a woman.
    McCain is going to win.

  14. Canadian Eh! Says:

    I am not American (thank goodness) but I guess what Mr. Obama said is correct. The USA is soooo racist that even the thought of a non-white President causes this kind of rage!!! Please people rise above because you need to now!!!

  15. Anonymous Says:

    I’ve met candians that come here for healthcare!

  16. Agustina Says:

    Canadian Eh! I agree with you. What’s so fucking wrong with a black president? Or with a woman president? Guess what? I am from Argentina and our president is a woman… So what?? Get a grip, people. Just get a grip.

  17. Anonymous Says:

    Weatherman undergroud terrorist, Obama’s friendThe media is so fixated on this man they won’t do their homework, 20 year racist pastor, terrorist friend, do your homework because the media won’t.

  18. Anonymous Says:

    No one comes from Canada to here for Health Care!!! As long as you have a Social Insurance Card you are granted health care in Canada. All you need to do is to fill out the paper work. So please don’t compare Canada and the US.

  19. Anonymous Says:

    I agree with Canadian Eh!, This country needs Obama to prove that in fact it is a good and glorious country built on equality and democracy.

  20. Anonymous Says:

    We watch FOX so you don’t have to.

    Neo Nazi/White Supremacist Hal Turner Confirms Friendship And Kinship With Sean Hannity
    Reported by Ellen - March 23, 2008 - 337 comments
    Earlier in the week, Sean Hannity denied, albeit in contradictory terms, ever having a relationship with neo Nazi/white supremacist Hal Turner. As I posted the night Hannity was confronted about Turner, the evidence conflicts with Hanniy’s claims. Now Turner has confirmed their friendship and their sympatico views in a blog post called, “About Sean Hannity and Me. . . . . Yes, we were friends and yes, Sean agreed with some of my views.” H/T Davefromqueens.
    UPDATED: Comments received from someone claiming to be Hannity’s Program Director

    In his post (Warning: not for the faint of heart) that reveals just what kind of guy he is, Turner writes:

    In my opinion, based on my first hand experience, I believe Sean Hannity is, in fact, a Hal Turner sort of guy. It seems to me that a big difference between Sean and me is that I am willing to say publicly what I think about savage Black criminals, diseased, uneducated illegal aliens and the grotesque cultural destruction wrought by satanic jews while Sean and many others keep quiet to protect their paychecks.
    We have cited many times an article in The Nation as evidence that Turner and Hannity were palsy. In his post, Turner calls the author, Max Blumenthal, a “douche bag sodomite,” but Blumenthal’s account is essentially confirmed by Turner’s:

    I was quite disappointed when Sean Hannity at first tried to say he didn’t know me and then went on to say that I ran some senate campaign in New Jersey. In fact, Sean Hannity does know me and we were quite friendly a number of years ago.
    …When Hannity took over Bob Grant’s spot on 77 WABC in New York City, I was a well-known, regular and welcome caller to his show. Through those calls, Sean and I got to know each other a bit and at some point, I can’t remember exactly when, Sean gave me the secret “Guest call-in number” at WABC so that my calls could always get on the air.

    When I utlized that call-in number, Sean would very often come onto that line during commercial breaks so we could chat before I went on the air. Our off-the-air chats grew to an exchange of other phone numbers, me giving Sean my home and cellular number and Sean giving me his direct dial-in number at Fox News channel.

    In 1993, My wife got pregnant and around a month later, Sean reported that he and his wife were expecting their first child. We got to talking about things expectant dads talk about and the relationship grew.

    …Over the course of the next three or four years, Sean and I spoke regularly off the air about our kids, politics and news of the day. My on-air calls to his show remained regular and welcome

    .
    Turner concludes his blog post by threatening to use “force and violence” against his enemies. “Those using me as a prop to attack Sean Hannity would do well to remember this fact. Rest assured I will remember them when the opportunity presents itself.”

    Last Wednesday (3/19/08), Hannity & Colmes guest Malik Shabazz asked Hannity, in response to his continual attacks on Barack Obama regarding his pastor, “Are you to be judged by your promotion and association with Hal Turner?”

    Hannity at first denied knowing Turner, then asserted that Turner was someone running a campaign in New Jersey whom Hannity had banned from his radio show. Then in what sounded like a tacit admission to me, Hannity told Shabazz, “I’m not running for president.”

    Two nights later (3/21/08) on Hannity & Colmes, Hannity professed to be saddened by the racial divisiveness engendered by the controversy about Obama and his pastor. But Hannity seems to have directly participated in far more divisiveness than Obama. Please write Hannity and FOX News and demand that Hannity come clean about his own associations before he continues accusing Barack Obama about his.

    Hannity@foxnews.com

    comments@foxnews.com

    If you’d like to write to Al Sharpton’s organization, National Action Network, and as them to reconsider including Hannity in a commemoration of Martin Luther King, please click here.

    UPDATE: Please see the comments at 2:07 PM today (3/23/08), signed by Phil Boyce, Program Director of WABC, Hannity’s radio station, disputing many of the facts, especially the dates, in Turner’s account. However, as I noted in my responding comment at 3:11, the real issue is what was Turner allowed to say on the air, how often and what was Hannity’s reaction? We have an article in a national magazine plus one of the parties involved who say that Hannity was a welcoming, friendly and encouraging host for Turner’s views for a good while. Neither Boyce nor Hannity has specifically denied that.

  21. Anonymous Says:

    Malik shabazz , the black panthers , sharpton , jesse jackson suppoirt obama , Obama these people and your pastor are not doing you any favors. You need to denounce them.

  22. screw socialized healthcare Says:

    No thanks I’ll PAY FOR MY OWN DAM HEALTHCARE, WE DON’T NEED NO NANNY STATE. AND OBAMA IS NO MARTIN LUTHER KING.!!!!!!!!

  23. Anonymous Says:

    Fox News exposed obama’s radical pastor for months while the msm ignored the truth for months.

  24. Anonymous Says:

    sean hannity is not running for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

  25. anonymous Says:

    mixed races is what you get when you mix… live with it!

  26. Stephi Says:

    Oh god obviously these ‘cousins’ are fairly distant haha. I’m sure they never knew it themselves. And if we traced all of our distant cousins, most of us on this board would probably be related. Kinda gross when you think about it.

  27. adam Says:

    wow, what astonishing news!!!
    i thought obama was a son of a slave this whole time! what else would he have to do with racist separatists!!?!?

    arasto, inshalla, let me know when you trace obama’s heritage to arab slave traders who sold blacks and weren’t related to them.

  28. anonymous Says:

    well what the hell do you think stephi… that some are better than others hell no, all your asses are kin , i dont like it cause it gives me big ears pointy nose and flat ass, but hey what the hell can i do about it but get the fuck over it and love me for who i am… which i am so proud to be me.. fuck who im kin to!

  29. anonymous Says:

    obama is also the son of a white woman from kansas, dont forget that and that she had a son by a african man from kenya, so dont forget that either!!! I dont give a damn its obama and his personality that i like , dont give a damn who he related too, hell my grandfather was white , i dont know who he is related too and dont give a damn!!!!

  30. deidre Says:

    I am of mixed race and i did my family background on my black fathers side and found out i was related to a great african king , i am so proud and glad to find my black roots are of royalty, dont know my white roots and didnt really care to find out!!! thats how it is when you are mixed and your mother is white but society considers you black. Any other mixed kids like chinese nd white are considered asian american , but black and white is considered black, which is fine with me b/c i love my blackness and they are still mixing and being considered only one side….. what a society????????

  31. ellen Says:

    go OBAMA!
    I am republican but you have my vote.

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