THE GERBERS TAKE OVER MEXICO
Posted Thursday, May 17th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Filed under: Cindy-Crawford, Rande-Gerber
Could the Gerber family be any more attractive?
Check out the Gerber babies: Cindy and Rande’s heartbreakingly handsome son Presley is the spitting Image of his hunky dad. And little Kaia already has her supermodel mom’s exotic sultry beauty. But we are not fooled so easily. This is not natural selection. These two had themselves cloned.
Okay, I jest. But clearly Cindy and Rande should keep breeding. With time, they could create a super race of impossibly beautiful people and take over the global beauty and fashion industries.
The impossibly cute clan celebrated Cinco de Mayo at the grand opening of Gerber’s latest business venture: three new dining/drinking night spots at the luxurious ME Cancun resort: the Rose Bar,the Beach House, and the Maxim Lounge, an open-air all day lounge with pool and beach areas, cool cabanas, a swim-up bar and a 5,000 sq. ft club to dance the night away.
So they’re beautiful and rich? Man, life is just not fair.
May 17th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Uhm, not to be mean but they need to cut the boys hair and do Kaia’s eyes look too close together?
May 17th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
damn, they’re all so pretty. hehe i actually like the son’s hair. but then again, i picture him grown up as a hot 200-year old surfer. lol
May 17th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
no, i mean 20 year old. not 200!
May 17th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
I never noticed Rande’s big ears before.
May 17th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Her boy is getting weirder looking every time I see a pic of him. I don’t know, his nose looks like he had a nose job, which obviously he didn’t.
And he does needs a haircut STAT. Cindy could put him in a dress right now, and nobody would question it.
May 17th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Their son is going to grow up to be a major hottie! I really like his hair actually, especially since it’s so clean and well-kept (and I love the surfer color). They make a very nice looking family.
May 17th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Yeah I like long hair on little boys….long hair on grown up boys too actually!! He is definately on lay-buy until he is older! Their little girl is gorgeous as well….very genetically blessed family. They should do a reality show or something, not that they need the money!
May 17th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
they are all absolutely gorgeous! wow.
May 17th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
No, you’re wrong. The son resembles Cindy and the daughter looks like daddy.
My God, that hair. that face…this little boy is going to be a heartbreaker. I mean, yikes! I can see him and Shiloh together.
May 17th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
it looks like they have two cute daughters
May 17th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
I still can’t get past how they pimped out their daughter in that catalog. Those pics were so wrong. I lost any respect I had for them as parents when they did that.
They are a very good looking family though.
May 17th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
I agree PSL. I think about that too, those gross pictures of their daughter. I think the son looks like CoJo from Entertainment Tonight and Rande is kinda greasy looking.
May 17th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
What catalog? Missed it. Sorry. Beautiful family. Still, in the back of my mind I would have liked to have seen what a child of Cindy and Richard Gere would have looked like. I love Richard … kinda weird but so intellectual in a spiritual kinda way? and oh soooo hott!
May 17th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
I think its funny that the son has a beauty mark on his face almost like where his momma’s mole is.
May 17th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
They are a nice looking family. I agree Presley is gonna be breaking hearts.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:45 am
WOWWWW, those kids are so blessed and they probably don’t even know it. Look at their angelic faces, they are both going to be major heartbreakers one day..
May 18th, 2007 at 6:31 am
I agree with anon….Presley looks like Cindy with blonde hair and Kaia is her Dad, thus the close together eyes…
May 18th, 2007 at 6:41 am
OMG - that’s my hotel I was staying in during Hurricane Wilma! Obviously we were evacuated because the place was completely destroyed and it took over a year to re-open. Wow…it used to be an all-inclusive and pretty tacky but now it’s beautiful. You would think after spending a week on a concrete floor in open air schoolrooms during the worst hurricane would earn me a free stay…guess not.
Beyond that, gorgeous family, I’ve always been a Cindy Crawford fan…