SO NOT IMPRESSED

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Celebs are in a huff over New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s prostitution scandal.

Amongst the loudest disapproving stars is Julianne Moore, who has a lot to say. “I’m really pissed,” she tells People. “I honestly don’t care where or how people have sex, or with whom, but prostitution is illegal. For someone whose got such a reputation for having a real attitude towards crime, you have to walk the walk. I’m sorry.”

Other stars are mining the scandal for jokes:

Stephen Colbert: “I sat next to the guy three times and I didn’t pick up on any of this, and I usually have excellent whore-dar.”

David Letterman: “They’re talking about impeaching Eliot Spitzer if he doesn’t step down and I’m thinking, ‘Whoa, a Democrat being impeached for extramarital sex. Well, happy days are here again!”

Joy Behar: “Aren’t you sick of men? Viagra is destroying our government.”

Meanwhile, New York Lt. Gov. David Paterson has told New York officials that Spitzer will resign as governor today. The resignation letter, which was drafted yesterday, is expected to be submitted to the New York secretary of state this morning.

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And finally, check out the portfolio description from the Emperors Club web site which depicts “Kristen”, the Governor’s skank of choice.

Goodbye and good riddance!

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29 Comments

  1. KARMA IS A BITCH
    March-12-2008 @ 7:42 am

    This is the same guy that wanted to give ILLEGALS licenses so they could VOTE and Hillary supported him until they felt the backlash from New Yorkers and backpedaled.New Yorker are still angry.

  2. KARMA IS A BITCH
    March-12-2008 @ 7:44 am

    and yes he is a DEMOCRAT, since the msm avoid mentioning that like with FREEZER CASH JEFFERSON.

  3. dumb dems
    March-12-2008 @ 7:46 am

    Yes celebs are so devastated that he is a DEMOCRAT and SUPER DELEGATE for Hillary.

  4. MikeC...
    March-12-2008 @ 7:54 am

    Eliot gets my vote for “Dumb Ass of The Year”…….

  5. nona
    March-12-2008 @ 8:01 am

    yeah, if he was a republican, it’d be little boys; or bathroom stall hook-ups in airports; blahblahblah:

    http://salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repub_scandals_10_17_07.php

    but nothing compares to an old pathetic flyboy selling out his country for whores, bribes and a commode:

    http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/cunningham.php

    bwahahahaha.

  6. supernova
    March-12-2008 @ 8:12 am

    Why is Kristen’s face blurred out — since when does a whore-prostitute get the respect of discretion? She sells her pussy and flashes it for the camera on the site. REMOVE THE BLUR — she has no self-respect to protect.

  7. publicitywhore
    March-12-2008 @ 8:50 am

    I think the winner in all this is the Emporer’s Club which will likely see it’s business spike after they change their name and website address to hide from the Feds, and Hugh Hefner, who will get her to pose in next month’s issue.

  8. March-12-2008 @ 8:57 am

    What ashame…. all that money wasted on a whore and kids are starving in the world…. and he had the nerve to come down on others for bad stuff.. he needs his ass whipped and his wife is a idiot to stay… screwing prostitutes raw is just nasty and this is why this country is so fucked up ……those whored are no better than street whores… 5,500 for what??????? what the fuck (sex) is worth that much money.. and you assholes talk about money spent on welfare .. at least its feeding poor kids… but this bullcrap is the last straw!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. You know it's true
    March-12-2008 @ 9:06 am

    Spitzer/Giuliani - What’s the difference?!?

    Rudy Giuliani had a long term extramarital affair, setting up his “girlfriend” in an apt., gifts, etc. The only difference is there wasn’t a cash payment each time (or maybe there was!) So Spitzer has to resign and Giuliani was up for PRESIDENT. It’s all semantics, people.

  10. Chicken Little
    March-12-2008 @ 9:17 am

    He just resigned! This is a real nightmare.
    We are all horrified in NY. Thought he was trustworthy…

  11. Jk
    March-12-2008 @ 9:29 am

    Maybe I’m not getting the full picture because I live in Europe… but why do you care so much about a politician’s private life, let alone his sex life. I really don’t see the big deal. If it would happen here (Belgium is where I live)… of course there would be a media storm, but he would never have to resign because of it. It doesn’t have anything to do with his politics, or am I wrong?

  12. Jo-Ann
    March-12-2008 @ 9:43 am

    Yes it’s another disgraced Democrat…but at least he was with a grown woman and not a Senate page. He wasn’t caught toe-tapping in a men’s bathroom either…nonetheless, he’s an asshole…

  13. Jo-Ann
    March-12-2008 @ 9:45 am

    Guiliani created a New York City Government position for his mistress, so yes she was paid over $100,000 a year…

  14. yeahso?
    March-12-2008 @ 9:49 am

    well at least when the dems get caught in an affair it’s with a member of the opposite sex who is a consenting adult…unlike all of the homo hating pedophile repubs.

  15. He looks sleazy
    March-12-2008 @ 9:51 am

    His poor wife.. I would run to the nearest Dept of Health and test myself for every STD known. What a creep to have her stand beside him looking as if she is about to die of humiliation. How could any self respecting woman decide to “stand by her man” when he obviously doesn’t give a hoot about hurting you or jepordizing your life, health, mental well being etc. Believe me, he is not done fducking hoes.

  16. fortress
    March-12-2008 @ 9:51 am

    Oh, please. I love how you people so stressed out — I’d rather have a cheating, sleeping with whores governor or president who knows how to keep economy straight, then a “faithful” idiot. This country is going to financial hell, but, lookie, Bush is faithful to his wife and that’s all that matters ( like anyone would sleep with him anyway:) A lot of men of power are cheaters - this is just a part of the package sometimes.

  17. Jo-Ann
    March-12-2008 @ 9:55 am

    I agree somewhat with fortress, however, this frig spent over $80,000 of State money on call-girls, he went after prostitution when he was the DA…hypocrite…

  18. Jo-Ann
    March-12-2008 @ 9:57 am

    I agree with fortress, but Spitzer (scumbag) spent $80,000 of state money on call-girls.

  19. fortress
    March-12-2008 @ 10:03 am

    Well, 80 000 of state money is wrong, but then again 12 billions a month for the war in Iraq…. I’m European, so those sex scandals are not that huge with us - personal life should stay personal. It is just a shame to see this beautiful great country going to pieces, and all people are worried about is sex scandals.

  20. ILLEGALS FOR SPITZER
    March-12-2008 @ 10:13 am

    70% of New Yorkers want him gone more so because he wanted to give Illegals licenses so they could vote then backpedaled because of the backlash against him and HILLARY.

  21. ILLEGALS FOR SPITZER
    March-12-2008 @ 10:15 am

    What is bringing down this country is the out of control Illegal immigration, thats the elephant in the room that the MEDIA will not talk about.

  22. Dee_Bee
    March-12-2008 @ 11:07 am

    ^^^ Man, people can be so evil!

  23. supernova
    March-12-2008 @ 11:46 am

    Listen. The fact is this: He spent more money on ILLEGAL PUSSY than most people in this country make in a year. THAT is reason enough to get him out of office. (and he should be forced to pay back that money to taxpayers if it was in fact our funds he used).

  24. just askin'
    March-12-2008 @ 12:23 pm

    Dee_Bee, what is so evil about discussing illegal immigration? It IS a major problem in this country (governors who frequent whores notwithstanding), and no one in government wants to do anything about it! I’m all for immigration, it just has to be LEGAL. I am FURIOUS that my tax dollars pay for the health and education of the millions of illegals in this country.

    Spitzer’s plan to give the illegals driver’s licenses must have been dreamed up while he was getting one of those taxpayer-funded blowjobs from Kristen…

  25. Blake
    March-12-2008 @ 1:33 pm

    I agree with both Fortress and IllegalsForSpitzer. I’d rather have the men in power cheating and sleeping around (sorry, but i’m not his wife!!!) than have us in a pointless war that is killing thousands of people and spending billions doing it, and having our country in the worst economy its had in decades!
    But I do hate that he wants to give illegals licenses, that is so stupid. The illegal aliens situation has gotten out of control and the country is in the worse shape ever. I pray that the next president (and please be democrat!) fixes both the economy and illegal alien problems and get this country back to what it once was.

  26. Jess
    March-12-2008 @ 2:12 pm

    There is no reason to call her a skank…. why be so trashy about the treatment of this woman? She is a prostitute yes,
    but why do people feel as though they have the right to treat women like garbage? I’m disappointed FYB

  27. supernova
    March-12-2008 @ 2:22 pm

    I think the question is, Jess, why do these women feel the need to treat THEMSELVES like garbage. Since when are we supposed to be politically correct when speaking about prostitutes? Give us a freaking break.

  28. ana
    March-12-2008 @ 3:21 pm

    105 lbs?? lol yeah right

  29. NEW FOR YOU
    March-12-2008 @ 5:33 pm

    OBAMA IS FOR OPEN BORDERS HE PROMISED ILLEGALS SI SE PUEDE LOOK IT UP.

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