For his part, Larry David does not want Hillary Clinton to pick up the red phone should it ring in the middle of the night.
Here’s an excerpt from his new Huffington Post blog item on the topic:
“I watched, transfixed, as she took the 3 a.m. call…and I was afraid…very afraid. Suddenly, I realized the last thing this country needs is that woman anywhere near a phone. I don’t care if it’s 3 a.m. or 10 p.m. or any other time. I don’t want her talking to Putin, I don’t want her talking to Kim Jong Il, I don’t want her talking to my nephew. She needs a long rest. She needs to put on a sarong and some sun block and get away from things for a while, a nice beach somewhere — somewhere far away, where there are…no phones.”
While many of you cringe at the thought of Hilary as President, I think we can all agree that we’d all rather see her in the Oval Office than in a sexy sarong.


















37 Comments
lol…
I would cut my own eyes out, if that ever happend - - her in a thong.
Though I have to 100% agree with what he stated.
why so much hate for women? gabgabgab on the phone — ladies shouldn’t have jobs, they should just be suntanning! ick.
and Harley you are a moron; there is a huge difference between a THONG and a SARONG.
Now that’s funny~!
that was so sexist and completely unfounded.
^^ AGREED — America is supposed to be so progressive and lead the world.. wtf is the big deal of a woman running the country? When I was learning about Catherine the Great or Queen Elizabeth.. no one asked “well what happens if they’re on the rag?” SO FUCKING STUPID and ASS BACKWARDS.. guess the world’s perception of us is more understandable.. stupid hicks.. “women stay barefoot and pregnant”… DUMB DUMB DUMB
Go Hillary!
look where this country is with a man at the helm. it’s time for a woman to make some noise and some change!!
tHriLLARY can call me anytime LOL.
How is it sexist? He didn’t reference her gender anywhere in this piece.
Hillary Clinton’s first name is spelled with two “L”s. Jeez, she’s been famous for 20 years. You’d think people would know this by now!
He said “that woman” the same way one might say “I don’t want that man running the country” in reference to George Bush. By that woman he is only talking about Hilary. It’s not like saying “what is that man doing our locker room.” Come on, get it together you feminazis.
huffington post always has to turn off its comments because of their radically anti american anti semitic readers. they did it again today regarding the massacre at the yeshiva school in jerusaelm (a city not mentioned once in the koran) and also on their stories on the nyc bombing.
lovely group.
i thought this post was funny. and obviously not sexist.
The sexist part comes in where people say that Hillary is a bitch or cannot handle the stress of the job. While there is no blatant sexism in his comment, it is implied. Come on–she needs to be wearing a sarong instead of talking with world leaders? Why can’t she talk to world leaders? We let Bush do it, and he can’t even properly form a sentence. Oh, and he thinks he created a word: “hispanically.” Wow.
Any woman can run my country, except one that’s a rapist enabler.
adam is right the H post is anti american much like 95% of Hollywood and the MEDIA.
Notice how the media ignores the massacre of children in jerusalem.
What a megalomaniac misogynist moron.
The Hillary fear is frightening. And the Obama cult is even more frightening!
Once Obama wins the nomination I gotta figure out a
way to get some of that Obama Kool-aid because John McCain is even more frightening.
Hey Obama fanatics/followers: Where do you get this stuff? I need some before I vote in November!
The dems are stuck with no good candidates.
it is sexist, because he is making her out to be a hysterical woman who needs to be put in her place. sexist comments don’t typically take the form of “she has a vagina therefore she is unequal to men!” they are usually jokes or insults that INSINUATE diminished value based on a person’s “other”-ness. and GRG no one says “feminazis” anymore except real nazis. grow up.
@crazy train: I hardly think it’s fair to hold one person accountable for someone else’s indescretions — o wait, we do that to women ALL THE TIME.
Indiscretions is not the same as RAPE ask Juanita Broaddrick.
women follow they dont lead
go larry
Larry David is a sexist turd as is *fuck bitchs*
Ill be laughing when she’s in the whitehouse..
Women do LEAD, Margaret Thatcher the iron lady, Golda Meir, Benazir Bhutto, you certainly don’t know history.
Actually, the media and our government in general always no matter what, sides with Israel to the detriment of the world and our national security. Finally, some Americans are questioning our blind and unfair allegiance to them. I don’t think he meant it to be anti-woman for Hillary, though it did sound that way. I think he just meant her. GO Obama!
HILLARY ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!
to think that the man of Seinfeld is such a sexist animal makes me sick. what an ass
Go Hillary! All the way to the white house!
ANYBODY BUT HILLDOG.
hairball: you have it all wrong. look at the media and the lies they spewed when israel and lebanon were fighting. the media deliberately doctored photos and gave misleading information.
It won’t matter who leads they are all for NAU and the Amero.
while the media distracts you. Globalism is not a good thing neither is a one world government.
I’m confused as to why this item is on a gossip blog. Who is this man and why should I care about what he thinks? The presence of this article does, however, speak volumes about the editor of Faded Youth blog.
DEVIL in a blue dress er i mean pantsuit.
Chauvinism in it’s finest Hillary is a dog, wear a thong or sarong…. can’t run the country blah blah. Well your ass wipe, good o boy president has run this country alright>>> right into a recession.
Praise the lord pass the loot the GOP mantra!
i think it helps to have more context to this comment. when you read the entirety of his comments, it strikes me as less chauvinistic (although i never read it that way) and more that larry david simply does not think hillary is the best candidate for the job (which is a very sensible thing to think, i might add…) link is attached.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-david/on-the-red-phone_b_90338.html
No wonder Laurie dumped his sorry, sexist ass.
What a prick.