LARRY DAVID OFFERS HIS TWO CENTS

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For his part, Larry David does not want Hillary Clinton to pick up the red phone should it ring in the middle of the night.

Here’s an excerpt from his new Huffington Post blog item on the topic:

“I watched, transfixed, as she took the 3 a.m. call…and I was afraid…very afraid. Suddenly, I realized the last thing this country needs is that woman anywhere near a phone. I don’t care if it’s 3 a.m. or 10 p.m. or any other time. I don’t want her talking to Putin, I don’t want her talking to Kim Jong Il, I don’t want her talking to my nephew. She needs a long rest. She needs to put on a sarong and some sun block and get away from things for a while, a nice beach somewhere — somewhere far away, where there are…no phones.”

While many of you cringe at the thought of Hilary as President, I think we can all agree that we’d all rather see her in the Oval Office than in a sexy sarong.

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37 Comments

  1. normal
    March-7-2008 @ 9:23 am

    lol…

  2. She Rides A Harley
    March-7-2008 @ 9:31 am

    I would cut my own eyes out, if that ever happend - - her in a thong.
    Though I have to 100% agree with what he stated. :)

  3. eek
    March-7-2008 @ 9:33 am

    why so much hate for women? gabgabgab on the phone — ladies shouldn’t have jobs, they should just be suntanning! ick.

    and Harley you are a moron; there is a huge difference between a THONG and a SARONG.

  4. Anonymous
    March-7-2008 @ 9:35 am

    Now that’s funny~!

  5. anon
    March-7-2008 @ 9:48 am

    that was so sexist and completely unfounded.

  6. ONLY 1
    March-7-2008 @ 9:56 am

    ^^ AGREED — America is supposed to be so progressive and lead the world.. wtf is the big deal of a woman running the country? When I was learning about Catherine the Great or Queen Elizabeth.. no one asked “well what happens if they’re on the rag?” SO FUCKING STUPID and ASS BACKWARDS.. guess the world’s perception of us is more understandable.. stupid hicks.. “women stay barefoot and pregnant”… DUMB DUMB DUMB

  7. Uproar
    March-7-2008 @ 9:57 am

    Go Hillary!

  8. Anonymous
    March-7-2008 @ 9:58 am

    look where this country is with a man at the helm. it’s time for a woman to make some noise and some change!!

  9. MeSoup
    March-7-2008 @ 10:04 am

    tHriLLARY can call me anytime LOL.

  10. GRG
    March-7-2008 @ 10:11 am

    How is it sexist? He didn’t reference her gender anywhere in this piece.

  11. mammalotion
    March-7-2008 @ 10:12 am

    Hillary Clinton’s first name is spelled with two “L”s. Jeez, she’s been famous for 20 years. You’d think people would know this by now!

  12. GRG
    March-7-2008 @ 10:13 am

    He said “that woman” the same way one might say “I don’t want that man running the country” in reference to George Bush. By that woman he is only talking about Hilary. It’s not like saying “what is that man doing our locker room.” Come on, get it together you feminazis.

  13. adam
    March-7-2008 @ 10:23 am

    huffington post always has to turn off its comments because of their radically anti american anti semitic readers. they did it again today regarding the massacre at the yeshiva school in jerusaelm (a city not mentioned once in the koran) and also on their stories on the nyc bombing.

    lovely group.

    i thought this post was funny. and obviously not sexist.

  14. Anonymous
    March-7-2008 @ 10:45 am

    The sexist part comes in where people say that Hillary is a bitch or cannot handle the stress of the job. While there is no blatant sexism in his comment, it is implied. Come on–she needs to be wearing a sarong instead of talking with world leaders? Why can’t she talk to world leaders? We let Bush do it, and he can’t even properly form a sentence. Oh, and he thinks he created a word: “hispanically.” Wow.

  15. crazy train
    March-7-2008 @ 10:50 am

    Any woman can run my country, except one that’s a rapist enabler.

  16. crazy train
    March-7-2008 @ 10:52 am

    adam is right the H post is anti american much like 95% of Hollywood and the MEDIA.

  17. Anonymous
    March-7-2008 @ 10:53 am

    Notice how the media ignores the massacre of children in jerusalem.

  18. e
    March-7-2008 @ 10:54 am

    What a megalomaniac misogynist moron.
    The Hillary fear is frightening. And the Obama cult is even more frightening!
    Once Obama wins the nomination I gotta figure out a
    way to get some of that Obama Kool-aid because John McCain is even more frightening.
    Hey Obama fanatics/followers: Where do you get this stuff? I need some before I vote in November!

  19. juanita broaddrick
    March-7-2008 @ 10:57 am

    The dems are stuck with no good candidates.

  20. eek
    March-7-2008 @ 11:27 am

    it is sexist, because he is making her out to be a hysterical woman who needs to be put in her place. sexist comments don’t typically take the form of “she has a vagina therefore she is unequal to men!” they are usually jokes or insults that INSINUATE diminished value based on a person’s “other”-ness. and GRG no one says “feminazis” anymore except real nazis. grow up.
    @crazy train: I hardly think it’s fair to hold one person accountable for someone else’s indescretions — o wait, we do that to women ALL THE TIME.

  21. crazy train
    March-7-2008 @ 11:34 am

    Indiscretions is not the same as RAPE ask Juanita Broaddrick.

  22. fuck bitchs
    March-7-2008 @ 11:37 am

    women follow they dont lead
    go larry

  23. Just saying
    March-7-2008 @ 11:53 am

    Larry David is a sexist turd as is *fuck bitchs*
    Ill be laughing when she’s in the whitehouse..

  24. crazy train
    March-7-2008 @ 11:58 am

    Women do LEAD, Margaret Thatcher the iron lady, Golda Meir, Benazir Bhutto, you certainly don’t know history.

  25. hairball
    March-7-2008 @ 12:34 pm

    Actually, the media and our government in general always no matter what, sides with Israel to the detriment of the world and our national security. Finally, some Americans are questioning our blind and unfair allegiance to them. I don’t think he meant it to be anti-woman for Hillary, though it did sound that way. I think he just meant her. GO Obama!

  26. Chicken Little
    March-7-2008 @ 12:46 pm

    HILLARY ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!

  27. Ivy
    March-7-2008 @ 2:00 pm

    to think that the man of Seinfeld is such a sexist animal makes me sick. what an ass

  28. My2cents
    March-7-2008 @ 2:00 pm

    Go Hillary! All the way to the white house!

  29. juanita broaddrick
    March-7-2008 @ 2:07 pm

    ANYBODY BUT HILLDOG.

  30. Anonymous
    March-7-2008 @ 2:09 pm

    hairball: you have it all wrong. look at the media and the lies they spewed when israel and lebanon were fighting. the media deliberately doctored photos and gave misleading information.

  31. youtube it
    March-7-2008 @ 5:58 pm

    It won’t matter who leads they are all for NAU and the Amero.

  32. youtube it
    March-7-2008 @ 5:59 pm

    while the media distracts you. Globalism is not a good thing neither is a one world government.

  33. RaraAvis
    March-7-2008 @ 8:44 pm

    I’m confused as to why this item is on a gossip blog. Who is this man and why should I care about what he thinks? The presence of this article does, however, speak volumes about the editor of Faded Youth blog.

  34. Anonymous
    March-8-2008 @ 1:24 am

    DEVIL in a blue dress er i mean pantsuit.

  35. velvett
    March-8-2008 @ 11:02 am

    Chauvinism in it’s finest Hillary is a dog, wear a thong or sarong…. can’t run the country blah blah. Well your ass wipe, good o boy president has run this country alright>>> right into a recession.
    Praise the lord pass the loot the GOP mantra!

  36. normal
    March-8-2008 @ 12:15 pm

    i think it helps to have more context to this comment. when you read the entirety of his comments, it strikes me as less chauvinistic (although i never read it that way) and more that larry david simply does not think hillary is the best candidate for the job (which is a very sensible thing to think, i might add…) link is attached.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-david/on-the-red-phone_b_90338.html

  37. Sushi
    March-9-2008 @ 9:47 am

    No wonder Laurie dumped his sorry, sexist ass.

    What a prick.

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