MADDOX LOVES HIS PEEN

Posted Friday, February 29th, 2008 at 11:00 am

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As you may recall, mother extradonaire Angelina Jolie recently enjoyed some quality time with her eldest son Maddox by treating him to a showing of The Spiderwick Chronicles at the Arclight Theatre on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood.

But what you don’t know is the special gift Angie bought Maddy following their day out at the movies.

Six-year-old Maddox picked out a pack of gum labeled “I [Heart] My Penis.”

“[Angelina] laughed and bought it,” a witness told Us.

Too cute!

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40 Comments to “MADDOX LOVES HIS PEEN”

  1. Lucy
    1

    I think that is a little irresponsible for a mother to do!!! A little too young for penis jokes!!!

  2. My2cents
    2

    Uhm, I don’t know how I feel about this. Let us just hope this is another made up story because it is strange!

  3. Aysla
    3

    Why not? Should he be ashamed of his penis? Hahaha. Anyway.

  4. boohoo
    4

    I WANT THAT GUM!

  5. 4.54
    5

    Since when do men need to wear something that tells people they love their penes? The expression of a man’s love for his jim johnson hasn’t exactly been subdued throughout history. Aside from empowerment, which I think is ridiculous in this case, what could have been her motivation?

  6. eek
    6

    o shutup Lucy. it would be way more irresponsible for a parent to indoctrinate their child in body shame, like everyone in the country seems set on doing.
    4.54 did you even read the story? it’s a pack of gum, not a jumpsuit.
    loving your body is healthy, no matter what age. so is having a sense of humor.

  7. adam
    7

    that’s a little creepy.
    and creepier that you think it’s cute.

  8. ONLY 1
    8

    Eek… THANK YOU!

    You guys are fucking retarded. You act like she gave him a porn dvd. He probably doesn’t even know what it means or atleast doesn’t think of it as a dirty thing. He picked the gum out and she thought it was funny… so she bought it.
    .
    Making kids feel shameful about their bodies leads to some fucked up shit.. GROW UP & LIGHTEN UP

  9. lol
    9

    she did the right thing, if you don,t educate your kids about sex, drugs, they will learn it from somewhere and sometime from the wrong place. your answer questions, according to age.

  10. adam
    10

    it’s got nothing to do with shaming body parts…it has to do with not sexualizing children because they aren’t sexual beings yet. this is the type of thing i might have bought myself in 7th grade (when i was double his age) along with a ‘big johnson’ t-shirt…when my parents or school would have found it, they’d probably give a discouraging look or taken it away. that wouldn’t have make me feel shame for my junk. honest. this is something that a parent who’s trying to be ‘friends’ with their kid does…and that always works out great! you had it right the first time only1, he probably doesn’t know what it means. why does it have to be between ’shame’ and whatever this is? why can’t he just remain neutral and not have his mom endorse his weewee?

  11. hotbitch
    11

    I love it! I think Only 1 summed it up pretty well.

  12. supernova
    12

    americans are so fucking uptight - the kid has a penis - should he hate it?

  13. innappropiate
    13

    but what would you expect from a celeb.

  14. lsam
    14

    adam

    ================================
    did we read the same thing , angie did not say anything, she laugh and bought the gum, that,s what any reasonable parent will do she did not lecture him on sex education pls don,t turn it into a something, nothing to this story to judge angie on. It,s a gum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. innappropiate
    15

    maybe if he tries to boink his siblings next she’ll find that cute and film it too. sarc.

  16. HATER
    16

    What elese do you expect from a piece of shit?
    Angie is nothing but skank, with lots of money.
    She isnt honestly that “pretty” - -she isnt.
    Im suprised she doesnt show her kids on how to cut themselves………….

  17. pppp
    17

    innappropiate
    maybe you are talking from your own experience, yuor name suites you

  18. l
    18

    you know i have 6 year old, the same age as maddox, and we still use the word twinkle, he hasnt decided to use the proper word yet.Maybe its the same for maddox.And you know what children do a hundred and one things everyday that are cute, funny and innocent.He was probably attracted to the heart on the box.
    I think its funny and you know what, i may well have brought the box of gum if my son had picked it up as well.But then it again i dont give him gum…..!!!!!!
    Brad and angie probably giggled about it later at home.

  19. EAT IT
    19

    haha that’s funny. i would’ve bought the gum too. kids forget stuff like that if you don’t make a big deal of it.
    as an adult, i just find this type of product packaging amusing. i’d send one to one of my advertising friends.

  20. EAT IT
    20

    haha that’s funny. i would’ve bought the gum too. kids forget stuff like that if you don’t make a big deal of it.
    as an adult, i just find this type of product packaging amusing. i’d send one to one of my advertising friends.
    -
    some people are so uptight. it’s not like she bought him a dick lollipop. hahahaha

  21. EAT IT
    21

    haha that’s funny. i would’ve bought the gum too. kids forget stuff like that if you don’t make a big deal of it.
    as an adult, i just find this type of product packaging amusing. i’d send one to one of my advertising friends.
    -
    some people are so uptight. it’s not like she bought him a dick lollipop. hahahaha

  22. blob
    22

    Angie laughed and bought the gum if she refused then she will have to explain why. In this case not neccessary, no point in make something out of nothing.

  23. Anonymous
    23

    welcome to america, people. raise your kid the way you want, angie can raise her kids the way she wants. you’re not paying for her to clothe, feed, or care for them. if so, then you can comment. otherwise, shut the hell up!

  24. Chelseah
    24

    I am hardly a prude but I’m with Adam, just because you say no to buying your kid penis gum doesn’t mean you are telling him to be ashamed of his ween. She could have very easily shown him something else on the shelf that was more appropriate for a six year old and tasted a lot better better too. Moms do that all the time. I can not tell you how many times my son reached for some shiny piece of crap at the toy store and I simply guided him towards another toy that wouldn’t break by the time we walked to the parking lot. It’s called being a parent - not a pal.

  25. ONLY 1
    25

    EAT IT.. .i said the same thing to a co-worker.. people act like she gave him dick-tacs or something..

  26. noticed
    26

    I think you are doing your child more of a disservice by letting him call his penis a twinkle (WTF?)….I have two kids (6 and 8) and they know what that the proper names for their “personal” parts are. Also, my 6 year old could have read that “I *heart* my penis wrapper” and she would have been on the floor laughing! For that reason I probably would have not have bought it for her, as she would have been telling all her friends about her new gum, and I would probably would be getting calls from all the other moms-LOL…BTW, what store were Maddox and Angie in that he was exposed to such a thing?

  27. noticed
    27

    Hmmm, that face is supposed to be an 8 ^^^^^

  28. Anonymous
    28

    noticed i think the story is made up, from the tabs

  29. EAT IT
    29

    only1: DICK-TACS hahahahahaha

  30. Anonymous
    30

    LOL. ONLY 1 - dick tacs. funny stuff.
    Old croony stuck up moms who read US weekly as though it’s their bible will be running over to Angelina and Brad’s house with torches in their hand out for blood. How dare she….
    Some people need to fucking lighten up. HA HA… it’s a joke..and they took it as such.

  31. Stephi
    31

    I don’t see anything wrong in her buying this for him, its pretty harmless. I’m sure at his age he knows what a penis is and its not like this is crude or anything…its just a word. What’s the bet Maddox is going to grow up to be a Hollywood playboy?

  32. Anon
    32

    She sucks. Some of you have your head so far up Angie’s ass that she does no wrong. Although, I do think the gum thing is much ado about nothing. She’s still a whore and I will always believe unfit to raise children.

  33. Anonymous
    33

    anon

    people should learn to seperate issues, this post is about gum, not about all the sins angie has committed . we all know what she has done since she told us about those thing herself,

  34. Anonymous
    34

    where the hell did her baby bump go?

  35. Anon
    35

    Anonymous, just because someone talks ad nauseum about thier life doesn’t make them any better. Angie is still the same whoring, evil, mean spiritied, manipulative bitch she always was. You are like the multitudes of mindless celebrity worshipers who need the whore to explain what’s going on in the world to them. They don’t have the ability or mental capacity to get news from a reliable source. They need a bobble head slut like Angelina to speak to them on world events, because in thier world nothing is relevant unless it comes from a celebrity cunt. You don’t even know how to react to anything other than if it’s Angie or not. If it were let’s say Britney Spears, most of you would be wondering why CPS wasn’t called in. Pull your head out of your asses.

  36. audrey
    36

    Anon, it seems that you are the one with your head up your ass.

  37. BejeeBus
    37

    Ew she grosses me out with that, it’s a little boundary-overstepping just because she is known for her incestuos love. You’re gross Angie, stop endorsing your sons peepee.

  38. Anonymous
    38

    Anon

    Hope you get better now, getting all that out of your system.

    From your comments it seems you pay alot of attention to her

  39. disgusted
    39

    Anon - I think that outburst was uncalled for.
    BejeeBus - I think you’re the gross one. She just bought her kid some gum and suddenly you’re thinking incest. I think you and Anon should go off into a corner and talk about how much you hate Angelina.

    I think that Angie bought the gum because it amused her and because Maddox wanted it. I bet that Maddox would’ve known if his mum replaced the gum with something more “appropriate” and she just wanted him to have what he wanted. And I guess she could’ve also bought it because telling him “no” would arouse more controversy than just buying him the gum.

  40. hillary and the rapist
    40

    This woman will do anything for attention, whats gonna happen when the cameras fade away, how is her Massive Ego going to deal with it , she will probably develop multiple personalities, cause nobody does crazy like angie, can’t wait for that crazy train.

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