Newly named Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Madonna has decided on a rather sweet name for her upcoming album: Hard Candy.
Scheduled for a April 29 release date, the project features several appearances from Justin Timberlake and production by Timbaland and Pharrell Williams.
As you may recall, Hard Candy is also the name a cosmetics company that rose to popularity back in the blue nail polish days of the 90s…..when Madge was relevant.


















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Look who’s preaching morality now.
i had their nail polish!
correction - Madonna IS relevant. Learn it bitches!
That was unnecessary.
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Thats right - wow…did you sit and write all that? Thinking someone…anyone would read it all?
Anyhoo - Madge looks waxy.
She IS relevant. She’s a superstar, like her or not. If she had died young, you’d be all over her — but because she has sustained a career and fame over the last 25 years what, it’s time to tear her down?
Madge is totally relevant because she’s diversified. She’s not just a singer, but a songwriter, music producer, film director, designer and author. All these ventures have been successful for her which makes her extremely relevant. For a women pushing 50, she looks good here. Shiny, but good.
a career based on what scandal puleeze anybody can become an entertainer you can buy anything and btw her face looks sandblasted.
sounds like we have a marxist on our hands and we know how well that system worked for the former USSR.
although i do agree about the faux humanitarians.
if Madonna’s not revelant, why waste your time posting her news anymore? duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
if Madonna’s not revelant, why waste your time posting her news anymore? duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
u r such a bitter person
Arasto, you say that now, but you’ll be kissing her ass when her music comes out. You are becoming like Perez, going back and forth with your thoughts on Madonna.
Wish you would do the same with Kim Kardashian! You kiss that skank’s ass all the time, and she’s a waste of space!
Last week she looked so beautiful…and now her skin is all shiny and her pores are huge…her teeth are yellow too. How does that happen in a week?
Her facelift turned out lousy. Her cheek implants almost disfigure her face.
Madge is more relevant most muscians….when someone with equal or more (or even comes close) to her longevity, then we can contest exactly who is relevant and who is not
Those cheek implants were so unnecessary
She is not a musician the hall of fame is not for entertainers, it’s for Real musicians.