BROOKE HOGAN BOUGHT HER BANGIN’ BOD

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If there was ever a question, you now have your answer — Brooke Hogan’s curves can be purchased at a plastic surgeon’s office near you.

The Mariah Carey-esque silicone saggies appear to be decent, but what`s up with that nose? Downgrade!

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22 Comments

  1. laubella
    February-25-2008 @ 4:12 pm

    is it just me or does her nose look the same?

  2. supernova
    February-25-2008 @ 4:13 pm

    She has no curves. She’s straight up and down. The only curves she has are the ones she bought. She does look healthy though so I’ll give her that (but boy, you catch her at the wrong angle and she looks manlier than her father).

  3. Stephi
    February-25-2008 @ 4:16 pm

    I have to disagree supernova. I think she’s got quite a good, healthy looking body…but why did she have to go and wreck what she had with surgery. She looked fine before. Her boobs just look kind of stupid and her nose doesn’t suit her. Looked better before. It’s sad to see a young girl succumbing to the pressures of plastic surgery in order to make it in the industry.

  4. supernova
    February-25-2008 @ 4:18 pm

    Stephi, ou didn’t notice that I said she looks healthy (that’s a compliment where I come from). I just personally don’t like curveless bodies though (like Lindsey Lohan who has no hips and no waist). But other than that, she looks good and healthy (except for those flotation devices in her chest).

  5. supernova
    February-25-2008 @ 4:20 pm

    Stephi, you missed the part where I said she looks “healthy” (that’s a compliment where I come from). I just, personally, don’t like curveless figures (like Lindsey Lohan who has no hips and no waist). Other than that, Brooke looks good and healthy (which is refreshing to see in a young girl living in LA).

  6. supernova
    February-25-2008 @ 4:24 pm

    ^^ oops, sorry for the double (now triple) post. : (

  7. Anonymous
    February-25-2008 @ 4:41 pm

    She lives in florida, not LA

  8. Miss
    February-25-2008 @ 4:56 pm

    i agree with Supernova, she doesn’t have much curves. her waist isn’t small and her hips are slender. it’s not the worst but she is nowhere near an hourglass.

  9. supernova
    February-25-2008 @ 5:02 pm

    Anon, she’s from LA - I know she spent most of her life there there and is by all definitions a California - LA girl. The point is, she’s in the ENTERTAINMENT industry and she doesn’t look like an anorexic crackhead.

  10. EAT IT
    February-25-2008 @ 5:27 pm

    for her type of frame, she has a good body. she looked fine before and didn’t need the enhancement. but whatever, i guess fake boobs open doors in this industry.

  11. Sarah
    February-25-2008 @ 5:28 pm

    I think her body looks great compared to some other girls in the same industry.

  12. nony
    February-25-2008 @ 5:40 pm

    IDIOTS

  13. Shell
    February-25-2008 @ 6:15 pm

    I think her bust size is fine in the before pictures.
    Her hips and waist will change when/if she has kids.

  14. Dewey
    February-25-2008 @ 8:02 pm

    I wanna BONE her!!!

  15. Krissa
    February-25-2008 @ 8:06 pm

    Rick Campanelli (ET Canada) asked her outright if they were real (at the Grammy’s I think) - she said emphatically - “YES! They are real!”
    I guess she forgot about all the “before” pics snapped of her!!

  16. Me
    February-25-2008 @ 8:51 pm

    Who cares if she bought her body..she is very hot!!! I wish I looked a fraction as good as she does.

  17. MikeC...
    February-25-2008 @ 9:45 pm

    She looks to me like someone right on the verge of having a weight problem–just on the edge. She is just THICK all over. At thirty she will be dumpy and at forty she will look like Aretha……..

  18. Claudia
    June-29-2008 @ 11:28 am

    i would love to know what you look like MikeC because its obvious that you probably have a face like a back end of a bus you tramp. If she is happy with what she looks like who gives a shit? I think she looked fine before and after.. good on her!

  19. lala
    July-24-2009 @ 2:35 pm

    I think she looks grest now! She has a nice body and her boobs look great! she look better with some. No girl wants to be flat cuz then you just look like a man! NICE BODY Brooke!!!

  20. Kalene
    August-1-2009 @ 12:18 am

    I think that she just gained weight, and that’s why she gained boobs. Idk, I don’t think they’re fake . . :S

  21. Boss
    October-26-2009 @ 2:13 am

    she looked perfect without the add on

  22. November-15-2009 @ 9:37 am

    she is a pig, but i’d still like to lick her asshole

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