Jail bound Paris Hilton has been sent out a warning from a former inmate at the Rikers Island, New York city’s largest jail facility.
Natalia McLennan, the former $2000/hour hooker who was labeled as ‘New York’s No. 1 Escort’ and spent 26 days in jail, has cautioned Paris to get ready for the “worst experience†of her life.
“It’s the worst experience of your life - you’re locked up, the food is disgusting and everybody wants to be your friend, but in the end they just want to [bleep] you,” she tells Page Six.
McLennan, who is now a stylist at a top Montreal spa, said that Paris should be prepared for a strip search by a group of female officers before she checks into her cell.
She also added that the heiress-turned-outlaw should get used to a group of masculine lesbians who try to get physical with girls.
“She’ll want to make at least one good friend, like a Nicole Richie, to watch her back for her when she takes a shower . . . And I’d tell her, ‘Drop the attitude,’†she said.
Pfft….Paris is as likely to drop the attitude as I am likely to stop making fun of Paris. It just ain’t happening!
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oh please, Paris isn’t going to a place like Riker’s Island, you can’t even compare. This post is stupid.
she’ll be in a pink poufy cell with gourmet food delivered daily. please! that girl is not going into the general population.
This was a bad decision and it is only by a series of unlucky events did it happen. She was on the limit not over it and she didn’t get the correct info from her agent. When I had an agent he lied to me too. They completely take over your life and manipulate things. She should have done community service like Boy George. This is waaay to much for a first time offense. What a waste of taxpayer money! THE WHOLE USA legal system needs sorting out. It acts like a money making machine, trying to prison people to get more taxpayer dollars, instead of rehabilitating people to integrate into society. The whole drug laws need changing too. Look at Holland. That country hasn’t fallen apart and doesn’t have a huge overhead of tax payer cash and ruined lives, feeding fat smug judicial beaureaucrats like Sauer. USA is sick and this is a prime example. Not only by the waste of this but the vast array of jealous negativity and schadenfreude on display on these talkbacks. GROW UP AMERICA.
I’m sorry but a DUI is definitely a serious offense. But, I do hope that these type of reports stop coming out because then a judge may take pity on her and then do away with her sentence.
IDIOT. Her level was just over .08. This is her first offense.
SICK OF IT, you certainly have a point. And in one sense I definitely agree with you. This country would be in the crapper, had it not its taxing authority.
sick of if: what do you mean with comparison with holland? do you think they let you drive there while drunk? no. they let you smoke pot in a cafe. this wasn’t paris’ first offense, she repeatedly violated her probation. paris is just one spoiled brat, she’ll get over it and so should you.
Sick of it this is the 3rd or 4th time I’ve read your exact post (posted under different names tho). Get over it, neither you nor Paris is going to change the American justice system. “you’re locked up, the food is disgusting and everybody wants to be your friend, but in the end they just want to [bleep] you,” other than the locked up part how is that different from the clubs she visits every night?
Sick of It- for the 50th time, Paris is going to jail for VIOLATING HER PROBATION THREE TIMES. NOT the DUI.
Your comment just seems like you want everyone to know you had an Agent. BFD.
SICK OF IT - jealous negativity? Why would we be jealous of a near (if not total) retard with a wonky eye, a witch’s nose, and a new breed of festering creepy crawly herpes-bloated crabs eating away at her rotting STD-laden crotch? Yeah, I’m SOOO jealous *rolls eyes*
Send the bitch to the chair.
SICK OF IT sounds nearly as retarded as Parisite…
SICK OF IT - here in the u.s. too many celebs get off because of their celeb status. it’s about time this bimbo is held responsible for her actions. and sorry, using an excuse “i don’t read my mail. someone does it for me” is crap. manager or not, it’s her life and she’s in charge of it. spoiled bitch.
PSL - I agree completely, this loser (sick of it) only wanted to say “it” had an agent. Notice “it” no longer does. “It” isn’t even smart enough to be called a “shit stirrer”, more like poking a turd around in a rusty bucket with a spork….
Sick of it - come back when you’ve got some shit stirring skills, or some brains, whichever comes first.
WOW!! From the sound of the comments here, SICK OF IT should give up the idea of ever having an agent & look for a good bodyguard instead
Hey Niki Hilton— I mean “Sick Of IT”… stop trying to get people to side with your sister… kinda pathetic, no?
starr: you mean you are “jelos” of paris…….lol
psl - yes of course! I is sew jelos uf pares! lol….
UR such a stoopid H8ter.
Britney WILL have huge comeback too…….theez gurls r so smart. U just wish u were them.
While Paris will have her own cell I’m pretty sure that she will still have to eat, bathe etc with other inmates, although prison authorities will no doubt be instructed to keep a very close eye on her. If anything happened to her there would be hell to pay and the jail system would have a lot to answer for. I think that when Paris is scared, like she will be in prison, she will easily drop any attitude that she has. Once she is in there she will be wanting out as soon as possible and will be on her best behavior for sure.
Stephi, can I have whatever drugs you’re on?