JUST STAY HOME!

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While legislators are rushing to create new “Britney Laws” to protect our stars from the paparazzi, LAPD chief William Bratton says, “What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don’t need additional laws…. I’ve got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue….

What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there.”

Our thoughts? Is this a game of cat chasing mouse? Or is the mouse leading on the clutter of cats?

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25 Comments

  1. zu
    February-21-2008 @ 3:03 pm

    first ha

  2. boohoo
    February-21-2008 @ 3:14 pm

    Tru Dat! STAY HOME!

  3. Jack Bloney
    February-21-2008 @ 3:25 pm

    Where’s the medal for this hero???

  4. Jack Bloney\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    February-21-2008 @ 3:28 pm

    just go away forever

  5. Shell
    February-21-2008 @ 3:32 pm

    It’s about time some spoke the truth! Geez!!!!
    I can’t believe how the wealthy can afford those HUGE mansions with luxuries we normal folk can’t even imagine, yet they are never in them! Bowling allies, theatres… swimming pools with catering staff….
    Britney…. shop on line, have your shit delivered right to your door…. video-conference with your legal team.. money is no object for you so take advantage. Duh.

  6. Cynic Cyndi
    February-21-2008 @ 3:40 pm

    Yes Britney, how dare you step outside and try to live your life like going shopping or getting your hair done. You should always stay at home because you are such a crazy bitch and you should do the world a huge favor by just killing yourself. Shoot yourself dead and then your whole family too. People like you who made all this money off of us shouldn’t be allowed to live a decent life because we are bitter and hate you so much.

  7. Mandy Lane
    February-21-2008 @ 3:47 pm

    Uh, Cyndi, I hope you’re either kidding or just off your medication because that post was completely uncalled for. Maybe change your handle to Psycho Cyndi.

  8. Anon2
    February-21-2008 @ 4:22 pm

    You’re asking us? You’d know!

  9. My2cents
    February-21-2008 @ 4:50 pm

    Oh my God I love this person!!! Finally someone who has some common sense in that crap town. It is the truth and finally someone with (a little) authority has said it out loud for the rest of us.

  10. EAT IT
    February-21-2008 @ 5:23 pm

    finally, someone speaking some sense!

  11. fume
    February-21-2008 @ 5:31 pm

    Cynic Cyndi. . . Brit Brit & co. do not go about their business like ordinary citizens; they are complicit in creating the pap frenzy and would probably off themselves if it stopped.
    *
    As for William Bratton. . . love that dude, but I wonder if he’ll get into troubs over his statements. Celebs rule in Hollywood.

  12. Stephi
    February-21-2008 @ 6:31 pm

    I do think that Britney kind of asks for the attention sometimes, but she should be able to go out of the house without causing the huge ruckus that she does. The paparazzi have gone way too far with her and they seriously hound her every second of the day. No matter how interesting or shocking her behaviour is, she’s still entitled to a little privacy and for people to not be camping outside her house 24/7 and dangerously following her in cars. Other celebs get this kind of attention to and its only really been in the past few years that it has become really bad. I think there should be laws to protect these celebrities.

  13. Anonymous Bitch
    February-21-2008 @ 6:55 pm

    Dear Ms. Spears: this is the world’s smallest violin playing “My Heart Bleeds for You”. When you arrange photo opportunities in advance, you lose your right to bitch about being harassed.

  14. Guest
    February-21-2008 @ 6:57 pm

    Perhaps Brad and Angie should stay home to. That statement is crazy. she lives in the Us last time I heard people could shop if they wanted.

  15. RaraAvis
    February-21-2008 @ 6:59 pm

    William Bratton ROCKS! I’ll bet the mayor was all over his ass after this was published. I’m sure there are plenty of laws on the books that could be used to stop this crap. How about giving out some tickets? The income would certainly offset these expenses. Sheesh.

  16. Michelle
    February-21-2008 @ 7:02 pm

    no she should just jump…waste of life she is.

  17. whatever
    February-21-2008 @ 7:30 pm

    AMEN!!!

  18. soshootme
    February-21-2008 @ 7:51 pm

    If l’il ol’ Willie Branton “has laws coming out of [his] ears to deal with this issue,” why hasn’t he put them to use?

  19. Anonymous
    February-21-2008 @ 8:37 pm

    Why hasn’t he indeed? Enforce the laws, ticket the paps who drive the wrong way and jump curbs.

    Those strobes are enough to give anyone a seizure.

  20. anon
    February-21-2008 @ 9:09 pm

    Guest - you are a delusion ass. You don’t even know what you’re saying. Her own parents want her to stay the fuck home! She’s mental and a massive pain in the ass! Finally what needs to be said is being said.

  21. parissucksliterally
    February-21-2008 @ 10:08 pm

    I LOVE CHief Bratton. I use this quote as my siggie on Dlisted right now…..
    Cyndi, you must not live in L.A.
    It scares the shit out of me knowing she is out on the roads with that mess that follows her around.

  22. Anonymous
    February-21-2008 @ 10:20 pm

    PSL you need to blame them, their presence is the danger, not Britney going on Rite Aid Run.

  23. February-22-2008 @ 3:27 am

    No we are to blame because we buy the magazines, look at the TV and surf the internet for stories about her and other stars. If there was no demand from us, then Britney could easily leave her home in peace. But that aint going to happen, wether she is well or not. Except when she is crazy it gives someone great photos to sell. But do you notice with Lufti out of the way and Adnan forced to keep his mouth shut it so much quieter and you wont find many pictures of her aorund at all. Funny that. I would say that her pals Lufti and Ally and god knows who else were making a mint out of crazy ol’ Britney. I will say it again she has a mental illness, if she was physically disabled people would feel sorry for her.People who make disaparagin comments about her need to read up about bipolar disorder and I hope it never happens to you or someoen close to you because it is common.

  24. Shannon
    February-22-2008 @ 8:30 am

    While I might agree that she causes some of the problem, she is not the whole problem. There do need to be laws against these psycho stalkers that get paid by different agencies to invade everyone’s personal space - not just the celebrity. They are making things dangerous for everyone. They have walked over kids, knocked kids down, have pushed people out of the way and have caused injury to others. Hell, they’ve gotten themselves injured by running after a car and getting their feet ran over - yet they blame the driver of the car for not avoiding them when they darted into traffic.

    Why shouldn’t Britney be able to go shopping and get her hair done? Granted, she might want to pick some places that are not as populated by paparazzi, but who says she shouldn’t be able to go to Target?

  25. Cynthia
    February-23-2008 @ 10:20 pm

    She needs to keep her ugly ass home, and be a mother to her kids! I’m sooo sick of this has been!

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