Taking a break from motherhood and promoting her new book, British glamazon Jordan indulges in a little retail therapy on Wednesday.
Looking relaxed and (dare I say?) gorgeous, the pin-up-turned-author hit up her favourite fashion boutique Cricket while in Liverpool, England dressed in a tight blue animal print top, body-hugging capri pants and heels.
Jordan recently underwent breast reduction surgery as well as a slew of minor facial reconstruction operations in an attempt to change her image. And it appears to be working — girlfriend looks great!


















11 Comments
Is “glamazon” an Arasto synonym for tacky hobag?
“Taking a break from motherhood” ????
Bwahahahahahahaaa! I’d have to say motherhood interferes with the rest of her publicity whoring life.
The British version of Kim Skanassian … nuff said … skank needs to go back to her hole.
I don’t see what’s so gorgeous about that fake..product.
Yeah a little bit skanky, but that’s just who she is. I’ve always thought she was attractive in a plastic kind of way…but she really doesn’t try to be anything other than that. She’s never claimed to be a natural beauty or anything. I think she looks hot here and I like her a lot better than Kim Kardashian.
she looks fucking awful.
She’s not pretty enough to pull off hair that dark. leave that for the true classic beauties.
Her tits are still too huge for her tiny frame.
Slag!
she looks horrible and what the hell is she wearing???
This is gorgeous? I guess if you think a Barbie Doll is gorgeous and not just a fake representation of what it is to be a woman, than I guess so.