MAXIM: LILO IS HOT

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Lindsay Lohan tops this year’s Maxim’s ‘Hot 100′ list, with the lad mag proclaiming the rehabbed redhead to be “a huge star in the truest meaning of the word.” (Note to self: Consult dictionary.)

Rounding out the top 10 are Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johannson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, the two Evas (Mendes and Longoria), Rihanna, and, believe it or not, Fergie. Grey’s’ Katherine Heigl came in at No. 14, while One Tree Hiller Sophia Bush is No. 24.

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Fresh from their Bahamian vacay, La Lohan and BF Calum Best take a bite out of the Big Apple yesterday

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18 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    May-15-2007 @ 1:47 pm

    Boooooooo. Bad choice.

  2. starr
    May-15-2007 @ 1:55 pm

    BARF

  3. parissucksliterally
    May-15-2007 @ 1:58 pm

    I CAN’T believe she’s No. 1

    except on the drugged out slut list

  4. Marcy
    May-15-2007 @ 2:14 pm

    Definition of “Huge Star”: Ignorant, parties too much, selfish, whores around, selects scripts where she can pretend to have morals, drug user and abuser - anything else? Oh yeah, can do a mean high kick.

  5. bluebird
    May-15-2007 @ 2:41 pm

    i’m a little surprised that ali larter made it so high. don’t get me wrong, she’s great but in terms of stardom she’s only mid way.

  6. amara
    May-15-2007 @ 2:44 pm

    When did they become the authority on hotness. Lindsay is a washed up skank at 20. A pathetic joke whose personal life is far more entertaining than anything she has ever done on screen.

  7. my2cents
    May-15-2007 @ 2:51 pm

    There top ten list is ridiculous. Fergie before Angelina Jolie?? HAHA. Lohan number 1, thats funny.

  8. my2cents
    May-15-2007 @ 2:51 pm

    Their^

  9. coco
    May-15-2007 @ 3:41 pm

    i almost died when i saw this list this morning….Linsday at one BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA i really have no comment for that…and all these other nasty’s before angelina jolie, are these people BLIND? FERGIE, oh lord. Now i know why Maxim magazine SUCKS…and im sure Eva Longaria is PISSED! from #1 to #9 hahahaha

  10. Agustina
    May-15-2007 @ 5:04 pm

    Lindsay in number 1? Really. Well, she’s pretty, but not the hottest. Whatever. I like her little black dress.

  11. candyapple
    May-15-2007 @ 5:09 pm

    This is some kind of joke right?? Too funny.

  12. Miss
    May-15-2007 @ 5:47 pm

    I know this is mean but it’s true, Lindsay is nothing when it comes to looks for body. She has a peasent or red neck face if you ask me. She’s popular because she is dirty and raunchy and it’s sad to say but woman will never be taken seriously because of skanks like her.

  13. parissucksliterally
    May-15-2007 @ 6:21 pm

    wait a second….isn’t this the magazine that had HAYLIE DUFF and KIM STEWART as cover girls?

    that changes everything.

  14. nan c
    May-15-2007 @ 8:40 pm

    I’m sick of looking at her blotchy fake tan face. Why would anyone, even maxim, celebrate this spoiled brat?

  15. peep
    May-15-2007 @ 8:54 pm

    first thing to know about this is who made the list and how. after few days of drinking things start to seem somewhat different than usually. maybe they let someone’s pet chameleon choose the top 10 with it’s tongue from set of photos on the table. and the lizard went for the juiciest bug.

  16. Stephi
    May-16-2007 @ 2:11 am

    They have got to be kidding!!! This girl needs soooo much help to look even half decent most of the time. Even with the help of fake tan, truckloads of makeup and extensions I think she looks very very average and I could introduce Maxim to about 100 other un-famous girls that I know that would beat Lindsay in the looks department any day of the week. Very strange choice that’s for sure!

  17. SAS
    May-16-2007 @ 2:44 am

    LOL PEEP!! maybe that’s it! i’m sure some guys find lindsay hot because in all reality they have a shot at sleeping with her- the easy factor- get her drunk and she’ll do anything. ew.
    hey stephi! i agree i have many friends that are miles hotter than lindsay without even trying.

  18. angela
    May-16-2007 @ 9:02 am

    Thanks Faded

    I gave Maxim a piece of my mind: this is what I had to say. Sorry if I offended anyone that voted for her. Actually Maxim is the one that should be embarassed!

    How on earth did you guys come up with Lindsay as the hottest? Perhaps it is based on a poll of immature, pimple faced, premature ejaculators whose only hobby they have is to fill their extra time with voting on the internet for this bubble headed and similarly immature brat ?

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