MICHAEL LOHAN IS A SMART MAN

Posted Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
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A newly released outtake from Lindsay’s recreation of Marilyn Monroe’s iconic Last Sitting

“I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!”

That’s what Michael Lohan said this morning to Us Weekly about Lindsay’s Marilyn Monroe-esque nude shots. He adds: “Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career.”

Mom Dina Lohan, meanwhile, thought they were “tasteful.”`

Hmmm…..perhaps we should introduce Dina to papa Joe Simpson!

17 Responses to “MICHAEL LOHAN IS A SMART MAN”

  1. parissucksliterally Says:

    well, he’s certainly no Papa Joe…..lmao

  2. She Rides A Harley Says:

    ROFLMFAO!
    Joe is a freakin gperv from hell.
    He makes me sick to my stomache and makes me think that he has “done things” with his own children.

  3. drunken cokehead Says:

    He sounds exactly like Papa Joe. Why won’t he look at the photos? Is he afraid he’s gonna get a hard on looking at his daughter without any clothes on? Jeez these people are creepy.

  4. Michelle LL Says:

    How photoshopped is this picture? It’s awful ! Redheads have nasty skin pigmentation. And what’s that back there ? Is that her ass ? Blond wig, black eyebrows. Wow, what the hell is NOT wrong with this picture.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    nice tattoo on her ass

  6. parissucksliterally Says:

    drunkencokehead, would YOU want to look at naked pics of your kids? I don’t blame him for not wanting to see them……( I cannot believe I am defending Michael Lohan)

  7. ONLY 1 Says:

    Cokehead - SERIOUSLY????? I can perfectly see why a father would say he doesn’t want to see his daughter in the nude… Drawing that line doesn’t hide secret perverted fetishes. I also do not see anything “Joe Simpson” about Dina’s comments (and I hate that bitch). — Now Joe.. is a creepy dirtbag.. but nothing the Lohan’s said makes me think there is a problem with this one particular thing.

  8. ONLY 1 Says:

    LOL PSL

  9. Anonymous Says:

    He beats off to them!!!

  10. Shell Says:

    If that was Jessica Simpson, Papa Joe would have those pics up in his garage and office

  11. hotbitch Says:

    She’s such a desperate publicity/real-life whore. Her ass is horrible!! What IS that?!?!?! And I would hope that her father wouldn’t want to see those pictures. That’s just gross.

  12. EAT IT Says:

    they could’ve photoshopped the bags under her eyes. she looks sooooooo much older than 21.

  13. ONLY 1 Says:

    seems to me.. she is taking right on after Ms. Monroe in life and art. MM was just as much a publicity / real-life whore, yet people worship her. Ever watch her interviewed or even her movies.. she was the stereotypical bimbo on and off the camera.. AND a junkie — look at her pic on this blog when they are side by side.. RACOON EYES on MM as well, EAT IT.
    AND MM had A LOT of plastic surgery.. so don’t give me that “natural beauty BS”.. also, check out some old pics of MM naked.. her breasts were not very cute
    .
    I got love for MM.. but hypocrits.. PUH-LEASE stop acting like MM was so much better a person than LILO.. .
    I actuall think Lilo looks great in these pics.. but freckles don’t do well with black and white photography.

  14. Agustina Says:

    There’s nothing wrong if Michael doesn’t want to see those pictures. Who’d want to see their daughter’s nude pictures?

  15. Sarah Says:

    I don’t really think Lindsay knows what direction to take…
    That is a nice photo though!

  16. THE DEVIL Says:

    nice photo!!!???
    ART?!
    some people have just really low standards

  17. Stephi Says:

    I don’t blame him for not wanting to look at his daughter naked. *I* don’t want to look at his daughter naked either! Seriously I don’t understand why any father would want to look at his daughter’s tits…that’s kind of wrong. Dina’s a drunk skank like her daughter, the few times I’ve encountered her in LA she’s been boozing it up with a bunch of LA women who’ve been pumped full of botox and are hitting on the barman. Look at your future Lindsay.

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