EVERYONE LOVES A HAPPY ENDING

Posted Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
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Move over, William Hung, there’s a new famous-for-no-reason American Idol reject heading for fame!

Josiah Leming - the contestant who was living in his car and didn’t make the Top 24 - appeared on Ellen today, assuring the audience he doesn’t cry five times every two hours. And, he mentioned that his mother has terminal cancer.

Always one to parlay a frown upside down, Ellen, who not only gave him a chance to sing his original One Last Song, gave him $8000 worth of recording equipment including a guitar, laptop, keyboard and gift certificate to Musicians Friend.

Let’s hope he can squeeze all that fancy merch into his beat-up old Ford Thunderbird!

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18 Comments to “EVERYONE LOVES A HAPPY ENDING”

  1. fhm
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
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    first ha ha
  2. fhm
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    2

    She should have squeezed in there an apartment and a job! :)
  3. lucky lady
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    3

    Go Josiah. He actually sang the song from the AI 1st audition, “To Run.” Excellent. He’ll be famous for his own music soon.
  4. whatever
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    4

    he chose to live in his car. he said it in the broadcast. it was choice, not necessity.
  5. gblinda
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    5

    didn’t he say he chose to leave home, he wasn’t getting along with his parents? He really isn’t meant for AI, he’s a good bar band singer/folk singer/street performer…
  6. supernova
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    6

    This little fag (which I’m sure why Ellen loves him so much) is the very reason I HATE American Idol — turning a bunch of losers into stars who DON’T DESERVE IT. This 19-year old pussy whined, complained about having a hard life and living in his car and cried like a BITCH when things didn’t go his way (which turned out to be quite often). I swear, if I see one more pussified, punk-ass, middle-class white boy bitch about having a hard life while (in the same breathe) saying how much he is owed fame and fortune I am going to gut a pig on the white house steps. Okay, maybe not. But ENOUGH already. Did I mention this moist vagina Josiah is all of like… 19 years old and, yes, he got along with his family who have money and a decent home - he CHOSE to live in his car because he thinks that’s what real artists do - dumb bastard. Okay, rant over.
  7. Mandy Lane
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    7

    Nova, honey, you gotta breathe. It’s not worth it and you’re going to give yourself a coronary. I didn’t see American Idol but I heard about this kid and saw his MySpace and YouTube stuff. He’s not a bad singer but I can see why Idol passed on him. Shit, when Paris Hilton and Kim Fatassdian can parlay a sex tape into fame, why begrudge some homeless kid for wanting to pursue his dreams and sing. And as for him crying, why is it OK for woment to cry but not for men. If you want to cry, fucking cry. It’s better than taking a gun and shooting up a roomful of students.
  8. supernova
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    8

    ^^Mandy Lane, um, sweetie, you had a mild point until you started defending him crying when YOU SAID YOU DIDN’T EVEN SEE THE FREAKING SHOW. What I suggest, sweetie, is that you WATCH the goddamned show to understand what everyone is talking about before you defend him. He cried EVERY GODDAMNED TIME THE CAMERA WAS ON HIS SHITTY LITTLE FACE. THAT Mandy Lane, is fucking ridiculous and stupid - whether you’ve got a pussy or a penis — crying THAT much on a national reality tv show is just stupid. As you can tell from reading Aretso’s post, even HE knows his crying was waaaaaay the fuck overboard which is why he assured the audience that he wouldn’t cry every five minutes on Ellen. Seriously, don’t comment on what you DIDN’T see - you make an ass of yourself (especially when you chide other people for their comments when they DID see the show). Don’t be such a cunt.
  9. mindy
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    9

    Supernova, no need to use the homophobic remarks.
  10. supernova
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    10

    Oh, and he cried because his performance was criticized or when he didn’t get his way, like a little fucking brat (which he clearly is). It’s sad that your only option to someone crying, Mandy Lane, is that they take out a gun and blow everyone away. That’s pretty fucking sick. Here’s an option: why doesn’t he just grow the fuck up and handle the pressures of competition like a fucking ADULT? How’s that for an option to crying every minute?
  11. supernova
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    11

    Mindy, the remark wasn’t homophobic. I could care less about his sexual preference. It was in regards to him being a wimp (a limp biscuit if you will). If you were offended by that, I apologize. That wasn’t my intention.
  12. adam
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    12

    he kinda looks like a lesbian too!
    mr. lesbian.
  13. Mandy Lane
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    13

    Blah blah blah dumbass shitty nova. How fucking cares what you think. Dumbass stupid homophobic motherfucker. I’m a girl and if you were in front of me, I kicked your fucking ass and having you crying like the stupid bitch that you are.
  14. Mandy Lane
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    14

    And read my fucking post closely you stupid dumbass shitty nova. Can’t read worth a shit, no wonder you’re an impotent little fucking prick. Crying bitch. How’s that for a fucking cunt? Fuck you
  15. adam
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    15

    that is some fuming sh^t!!!
  16. Barks
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    16

    Um, Arasto - its a Mercury Topaz. Maybe y’all aren’t “crazy about a Mercury” in Canada, eh?
  17. supernova
    Posted: Feb 19th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    17

    LoL, Mandy Lane. You need to lick a hot pussy FAST bitch - you are FRUSTRATED. Your mother should’ve followed through with her original plans to abort your worthless ass (proof that a stupid whore should always follow her gut instinct). Nobody cares that you’re a girl - wwaaaaaah. Guess what BITCH - i have a puss too (and mine isn’t disease infested like yours you ghetto trash). Okay, so, let’s recap MANDY LANE IS A DISEASED CUNT WHO CAN’T SPELL OR WRITE A GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT SENTENCE TO SAVE HER LIFE. Oh, you’re also a desperate slut (but that runs in your family doesn’t it?). LoL!!!
  18. jess
    Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 at 1:52 am
    18

    wow. talk about sounding ignorant. supernova– wtf does it matter if he is a white boy or not? you’ve managed to be racist and homophobic (calling him a fag) all within one post. i dont see how that kind of language or anger is appropriate for any public forum. i know there is a much more mature way to handle those opinions
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    anyways. i rather liked him, crying or not. and i saw the show.
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