The sixth cast of faux celebrity quick steppers for ABC’s Dancing with the Stars has just been announced!!
To no surprise, this year’s roster is as void and pathetic as all previous years combined.
The “stars” who will be hitting the dance floor this season include Marlee Matlin, Priscilla Presley, NFL all star Jason Taylor, Shannon Elizabeth, Adam Corolla, Olympic gold medalist figure skater Kristi Yamaguchi, tennis pro Monica Seles, former teen hip hop soloist Mario, Steve Guttenberg of Police Academy fame, Latin heartthrob Christian De La Fuente, illusionist/comedian Penn Jillette and Tony award winner Marissa Jaret Winokur.
Ummm….team no one?
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That show’s cast gets more pathetic as it goes on. I have never watched this, nor will I ever in the future,
Poor Mario, it must be so embarassing!
OMG Steve Guttenberg ???? LOL That guy was probably hurting for work for a while now! I dont watch this show either…I dont see the appeal of washed up has-beens dancing around for no beneficial reason.
PS: What the FUCK happened to Precilla Presley’s face??
^^ I’ll tell you what happened to that joker-faced hag, TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY!!
What a lame group…..
It’s so random the people that they come up with for this show. It’s like hmmmm…lets go through some of the ‘celebs’ that have been around the past 50 years and pick the ones least likely to appear on this show. Mario is certainly an odd choice, I remember him dancing in his let me love you video clip in front of a mirror…so he’s got a bit of an advantage there.
Yamaguchi or Seles. Although, without Maks, I’m not sure how keen I’ll be to watch.
Her face is frightening.
She looks shocking - she was truly one of the most beutiful women in the world - YUK! Is there anyone famous that hasnt had plastic surgery do you think?
Lilly
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Why do people get so dissapointed when they announce the new Dancing with the Stars people and it turns out to be a cast of lame asses? Seriously, come on, who do you expect.
Well Priscilla was once pretty I wouldn’t say beautiful..whatever!
But OMG! She not only had too much surgery, she is still wearing the warpaint troweled onto her face. Seriously, she wouldn’t look so much like the JOKER if she played down her makeup.
Dark eyebrows-overly
Dark eye makeup-a no no as an older woman.
Paste face foundation-she seriously buys that crap
dark lipsticks-lighten up and you don’t age the face.
This cast seems a bit light in talent all around.
It should be interesting how this will work for hearing impaired Marlee Matlin. How will she know what she is dancing to, and will the judges sign their comments? How will Bruno learn sign language for things like “it was like a sensual seductress working her magic like a bull in a china shop”?
Former teen hip hop soloist Mario … LOL … I don’t ever watch this show and I won’t start now but these announcements are always good for a giggle.
Good god, is that Priscilla Presley?? She looks like she just walked off the set of some zombie-vampire movie.
Priscilla Presley is washed up.