SUCK ON THIS, JENNY CRAIG

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After pretending to lose 75 pounds, Kirstie Alley is no longer a Jenny Craig spokeswoman.

Says the weight loss organization: “Kirstie Alley is ready to move on to other creative challenges. She’s proud to have been able to participate in the creation of Jenny’s award-winning, integrated advertising campaign and says she’s thankful for the opportunity to help so many other people lose weight and keep it off.”

May the celebratory cake eating officially begin!

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17 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    February-18-2008 @ 2:07 pm

    She used to be so sexy waaaaay back in the day.

  2. nina
    February-18-2008 @ 2:53 pm

    sorry- but she says scientology has been so good for her, why give the finger? just asking that’s all.

  3. whatever
    February-18-2008 @ 2:56 pm

    guess vitamins don’t help with everything, xenu!

  4. Randi
    February-18-2008 @ 3:12 pm

    The finger is still pretty skinny.

  5. MikeC...
    February-18-2008 @ 3:20 pm

    That whole TV campaign by Jenny C. was a scam—she still looked fat even in the “bikini” ad which was very carefully staged. She should have been glad to get the cash …

  6. supernova
    February-18-2008 @ 3:42 pm

    Yeah, she USED to be sexy. The only thing less sexy than a morbidly overweight woman (or man) is if that person is a liar and a nasty human being. Congrats Kirstie, you miserable pig. I just saw Valerie Bertonelli’s new JC add today and not only does she look FANTASTIC, she has clearly lost a ton of weight and exudes JOY. Go away Kirstie — somewhere, there’s a Big Mac calling your name.

  7. Sushi
    February-18-2008 @ 3:48 pm

    In a year she’ll be over 200 again.

    I though Scientology was supposed to make up complete and whole? Why are Tom Cruise and her lard-asses then?

  8. drunken cokehead
    February-18-2008 @ 3:54 pm

    Is flipping the bird really a scientoligist thing to do? I guess if you’re the size of a refrigerator.

  9. parissucksliterally
    February-18-2008 @ 3:55 pm

    The only time she was skinny was when she was doing cocaine.

  10. Agustina
    February-18-2008 @ 3:55 pm

    I admire her. She looks fantastic now.

  11. So what
    February-18-2008 @ 4:51 pm

    Love her,she looks great.

  12. Shell
    February-18-2008 @ 5:26 pm

    LOL PSL! I was gonna say she was only skinny when she was a junkie

  13. MikeC...
    February-18-2008 @ 6:00 pm

    You know—sometimes Supernova says things just right—this is one of those times……….

  14. Stephi
    February-18-2008 @ 7:55 pm

    I think everyone needs to lay off her. People can only really make the decision to lose weight and change their lifestyle when they are ready for it. Obviously Kirstie was not and it was too hard for her. Maybe she can try again next year. Not all people have the willpower that others do, I learned that when I was trying to get one of my friends to lose weight. It just doesn’t happen if their heart’s not in it.

  15. A. Non O'Muss
    February-18-2008 @ 8:49 pm

    I’m pretty sure that’s Carrot Top.

  16. Anonymous Bitch
    February-18-2008 @ 10:02 pm

    Wow, where are all the fat defenders now?

  17. toonkinstein
    February-19-2008 @ 5:29 am

    I like macaroni cheese….i dunno…she inspires food…..

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