NELLY IS NOT EXPECTING

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Nelly Furtado is not pregnant.

Despite a slew of erroneous reports first ignited by Star magazine claiming the Promiscous Girl “is not very far along yet, so she’s trying to keep the pregnancy under wraps,” her reps have just released a statement confirming what we already knew: “She is not pregnant.”

Now can’t a girl wear an unflattering parachute dress without getting any slack?? Sheesh!!!

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14 Comments

  1. jo
    February-14-2008 @ 2:37 pm

    first

  2. Sarah
    February-14-2008 @ 3:05 pm

    Second. Shut up, this is not perezhilton.com.

    Remember the comments on Britney Spears’ belly you made yesterday, Arasto? Don’t be such a hypocrite.

  3. Chelseah
    February-14-2008 @ 3:26 pm

    How could she be pregnant when she looks like a post-menopausal grandma from Boca in that hair and outfit?

  4. Selon
    February-14-2008 @ 3:28 pm

    Pot. And Kettle, Arasto?

  5. Miss
    February-14-2008 @ 3:39 pm

    please go back to your natural hair color, you can never pull of being blonde, and plus it doesn’t even look good on her.

  6. Anonymous
    February-14-2008 @ 3:40 pm

    I love Nelly
    and yes she should go back to her roots
    I find it very strange that she has a daughter, she keeps her so well hidden from the press.

  7. Erica
    February-14-2008 @ 3:47 pm

    *high fives Sarah* Exactly what I was thinking. :)

  8. MikeC...
    February-14-2008 @ 3:59 pm

    I’m still having nightmares after seeing pics of her in a swim suit a while back. Just keep it all covered up and show us your nice face.

  9. Shell loves hockey
    February-14-2008 @ 4:17 pm

    Holy shit she looks horrid in blond hair. What is she thinking????? :(

  10. Agustina
    February-14-2008 @ 4:40 pm

    She looks wonderful in that dress, but I don’t like the blonde hair.

  11. Stephi
    February-14-2008 @ 5:22 pm

    I thought she looked fantastic at the Grammy’s. I like her a lot better with darker hair but this dress looks so gorgeous on her and her jewelry and shoes are perfect.

  12. snipe
    February-14-2008 @ 8:30 pm

    I don’t read Arasto’s comment as hypocrytical. Just an elliptical way of slamming her gawdawful outfit. Seriously, people, that entire get-up is a crime against nature. I’m having Tammy Faye flashbacks.

  13. just askin'
    February-14-2008 @ 10:29 pm

    That dress is ugly–it looks like satin draperies from Sears. And could it make her hips/thighs look any broader?

    At the Grammys, the dress was very unnattractively bunched around her calves and butt–it looked even worse from the rear than it does in front.

  14. gblinda
    February-15-2008 @ 8:01 am

    she looks horrible, she needs a new stylist pronto! Why does she always have that bizarre look on her face, like she tasted something horrendously sour.

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