MADGE’S FIRST AND LIKELY LAST DIRECTORIAL EFFORT

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Clad in head-to-toe black, first-time director Madonna causes a fan frenzy as she arrives for the 58th annual Berlinale Film Festival premiere of her new flick, Filth and Wisdom, on Wednesday.

Meanwhile, critics are having a field day with her directorial debut. Here are some highlights:

- “Not much filth and precious little wisdom”

- “A good humoured, averagely amateurish vanity project”- The film “ragged, uneven and potholed with some dire dialogue”

- “Madonna has made a movie and it is utter trash — pseudo psychology, cheap make-up, bad lighting and a hell of a lot of scenes shot without rehearsal”

- “If you take her body out of her directing, then the film is nothing more than a picturesque little walk in the park. Just in the same way that her last tour was nothing more than a folkloric stab at subculture”

- This woman directs like a virgin

Ouch!! I guess Madge’s greatest foray in film is and will always be Body of Evidence.

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7 Comments

  1. Maximum Big Surprise
    February-14-2008 @ 9:56 am

    The most success she had in film was Desperately Seeking Susan and then a few years later with Evita. Unless you’re being funny, Arasto, Body of Evidence was a dud when it came out.

  2. OMG Really???
    February-14-2008 @ 10:01 am

    She also got good reviews. It’s very easy to only post quotes from negative critics who seem to make it a personal attack on Madonna. It was to be predicted that they would rip her apart no matter what. I mean, she could’ve directed “Schindler’s List” or “Forrest Gump” and they would still rip it apart.

  3. Lilly
    February-14-2008 @ 5:03 pm

    ITs called teh tall poppy syndrome. As if she cares really. On her way to another billion I am sure…..and she loos great!!!!

  4. Blake
    February-14-2008 @ 5:23 pm

    What kills me is the quotes from the critics, they are sooo lame! Comparing it to her last tour (she didn’t direct it btw!!!), and throwing in Like A Virgin in another. They are really lame.
    They must be from London critics.

  5. RaraAvis
    February-14-2008 @ 8:44 pm

    I admire her for stretching her capabilities, even if unsuccessfully. But I must add that the cheek cutlets are absolutely hideous. What was she thinking?

  6. grapea
    February-15-2008 @ 6:01 am

    a) remember, she won the Golden Globe for Best Actress for Evita…not too shabby
    b) Her last tour was the most successful tour of all time…by a solo female artist

  7. Anonymous
    February-15-2008 @ 9:07 am

    GORGEOUS

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