YOU GUYS MADE HEIDI CRY!
Posted Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Filed under: Heidi-Montag
After Heidi Montag’s music video Higher premiered last week, FYB reader comments ranged from terrible to downright cruel.
Filmed by boyfriend-turned-director Spencer Pratt on the beach, the video was dissed for its shameless boob shots and Heidi’s strange claw hands-inspired dance moves.
The Hills star’s response? “I just started sobbing uncontrollably,” she says in the upcoming issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands Friday. “I cried myself to sleep that first night after the video came out.”
Any regrets? “No! Not at all,” she says. “We love it.”
As do we, Heidi!

February 12th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Bwahaahhahhaaa I remember that!!! Although I don’t think I commented… because everyone here said it already many times…. tee hee you bastards!
February 12th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Well damnnn…I’d be crying too!! That video was shocking, surely she knew that. ANYBODY would have thought it sucked. Well maybe she can take the criticism and make a better video next time.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Sorry Shell!! that was me ^^
February 13th, 2008 at 12:41 am
she is so fake.. yeah right.. i dont believe she cried herself to sleep…
February 13th, 2008 at 12:43 am
By turning down the sound, I found myself happily un-distracted from the important business of checking out her considerable juggz. I’d never buy her record, but them’s some nice store-bought boobies she’s running around with.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:05 am
hahahhahahaha… I said I wanted to punch her… and I still do… and I don’t feel bad about it.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:06 am
PS. I wonder if she cried silicone???
February 13th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Clearly she is being sarcastic, they don’t give two shits whether their publicity is positive or negative, as long as their fake reality asses are shown everywhere.
February 13th, 2008 at 2:43 am
this just leaves me speechless. whats wrong with her?
February 13th, 2008 at 3:22 am
With my cellphone I could do better vids!
February 13th, 2008 at 3:43 am
I think this was a sex tape gone wrong. When it came time for the sex, Spencer could be heard crying ‘But, she’s not a dude.. she doesn’t have a penis. Where is Brooooody?!’
Thankfully, or not, the high pitch sounds of Heidi ’singing’, and I use that term SO loosely, was able to drown out pretty boys cries for a penis.
*sighs* Music these days, silly kids!
February 13th, 2008 at 5:13 am
ROTFLMAO….I laugh comedy…that is like the new Jerry Lewis…HEeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy MISTER!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 5:45 am
Anon with cellphone comment: that’s right. I have even made better tunes with my sony ericsson at dentist’s waiting room. the song I made though had little more angst in it, hence the presence of the dentist.
February 13th, 2008 at 6:51 am
If only her problem was just the video… arg…that voice…oh that voice
It’s so hideous it almost makes me cry :\
February 13th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Just because Paris made a damn CD, everyone is doing it.
THANK GOD for the soundman
If i had the money to blow, I would make one to.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:34 am
She cant sing, she cant dance, and she looks like man with a wig on…..plain and simple she’s awful!!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 7:48 am
“As do we??!?!??!” YOU SUCKUP!
February 13th, 2008 at 8:23 am
^You said it! C’mon Arasto, have a little more spine that that. Sheesh.
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For those of you still smarting from the trauma that is Heidi’s voice, here’s a video of a much, MUCH better superstar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKOTClyVrIc
February 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
^^ Yeah, what’s up with that? “As do we”? WTF?
February 13th, 2008 at 9:07 am
LMAO, Aysla! Yeah, now that’s a star in the making!
February 13th, 2008 at 9:18 am
So “we love it” yet she cried herself to sleep. Riiiiiiight.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Heidi you know you suck you can’t sing you can’t dance and your face is a tragic mess. Oh yeah and your boyfriend is a loser and probably gay too.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:55 am
I didn’t see the vid before and i stopped it after 10 minutes because it’s so sad. It looks like a spoof of a parody of a mimicking of a really really bad music video that stole its worse ideas from an even worse video.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Brianstorm you said it best. I stopped after about fourteen seconds, what kind of god awful crap was that?! If it was a spoof then it was BRILLIANT, it accurately captured a desperate talentless generic big boobed loser frolicking in the beach to the soundtrack of whales dying. If it wasn’t a spoof then god help us all.
I bet you she brings out another vid. Even the Parasite’s was passable. Lesson to Heidi; DUMP the boyfriend and PISS OFF.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Reality bites.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Just don’t go beyond 33 seconds, because she starts singing.
February 13th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
yeah, i still don’t feel bad for anything that’s been said about that shitastic music video.
what the fuck? if it wasn’t for being lauren’s bitch, she would have never been able to get onto a reality tv show, and then she would have no money to get her boobs/nose done.
she’s fucking pathetic. her singing makes babies cry.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I wonder how many helium tanks she had to huff to get her voice to sound like that.
February 13th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Yeah, and the fact she and her scummy boyfriend have behaved like such degenerates on national television has absolutely nothing to do with people hating her! She’s dug her own grave and now we dance on it. Screw that stupid ignorant, silicone retard.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
I’m prouud to say I’ve never seen her show. Are she and her boyfriend as fake and plastic looking on it as they are in pictures/she is in this video?
February 13th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
hahaha Lexi. Hilarious!! I love it.