SADDER THAN THE FACE ON THE MILK CARTON

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Not even the resurrection of Jesus could create this much anticipation.

That’s right, 80’s heart-throb Corey Haim is finally ready to start working. So ready, in fact, that he took out this full page ad in Variety .

It’s nice to know he still signs his name with a heart.

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24 Comments

  1. Dewey
    February-8-2008 @ 1:17 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! What a fuckin’ Douchebag!!!!

  2. fume
    February-8-2008 @ 1:22 pm

    That’s gotta be a stunt. How could he afford the ad?

  3. February-8-2008 @ 1:37 pm

    Hard Up ‘Eh Baconhead?

  4. l
    February-8-2008 @ 1:41 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA…………..

  5. Kelly-Ann
    February-8-2008 @ 1:58 pm

    OH NO! OMFG! I don’t know if I should laugh or cry!!! (?)

  6. Shell loves hockey
    February-8-2008 @ 1:59 pm

    I need a clown for my son’s bday party in May. I wonder if he’s available.

  7. Lola Lola
    February-8-2008 @ 2:05 pm

    Amends for what? I can’t remember anything that long ago….

  8. Corey
    February-8-2008 @ 2:17 pm

    it makes me sad that i have the same name as him…..

  9. the voice
    February-8-2008 @ 2:20 pm

    DO YOU WANT TO SUPERSIZE THAT FOR AN ADDITIONAL 60 CENTS, MA’AM???
    LOLROTFLMAO!

  10. hotbitch
    February-8-2008 @ 2:24 pm

    Awwww, I feel bad for him! I guess that show on A&E didn’t pan out too well.

  11. JaneSays
    February-8-2008 @ 2:31 pm

    That’s pretty sad but at least he’s not a douchebag like Corey Feldman. Hanging out with him could drive anyone to drugs and drink. He’s such a self-righteous, talent-free TOOL!!

  12. Shantelle
    February-8-2008 @ 2:38 pm

    That is actually really pathetic. I can’t even laugh at that, it’s like his end of his rope. Poor, poor guy.
    And he’s not bad looking either, which is the sad part. I have seen some of his movies when he was younger, and my god, he looked good then!

  13. Uproar
    February-8-2008 @ 3:33 pm

    Arasto - Feeling mighty fiesty today, eh?!?

    The comments about the milk carton, the resurrection of Jesus and that he “still signs his name with a heart” are hilarious! Meow. Luvs it.

  14. MikeC...
    February-8-2008 @ 3:35 pm

    Waaaay to late for him……..

  15. Kelly-Ann
    February-8-2008 @ 3:41 pm

    LMFAO@ Shell loves hockey!!!!!!!!!

  16. Maria St. Vincente
    February-8-2008 @ 3:49 pm

    He doesn’t look anything like he used to. That’s what drugs will do to you. The ad is pretty sad, I agree but you have to give him credit for trying. It’s hard to get a job in Hollywood.

  17. eek
    February-8-2008 @ 3:57 pm

    that’s so sad to me. i just want to give him a hug.

  18. saywhut
    February-8-2008 @ 4:15 pm

    At first glance I was like what the HELL happened to Leonardo DiCaprio?
    Anyhow, this man needs to learn a trade already.

  19. Krissa
    February-8-2008 @ 6:20 pm

    Oh my…
    I don’t even know what to say
    other than how terribly fucking awful that show “The 2 Corey’s” was. I doubt either of them will ever work (in showbiz) after that mess.

  20. Stephi
    February-8-2008 @ 6:23 pm

    Oh the Two Coreys!! He’s back hahaha. I remember whenever either Corey Haim or Feldman used to come on TV or whatever my older brother and his friends used to pay them out hardcore. I really liked License to Drive though haha oh the memories. It will be interesting to see what this guy does I guess.

  21. Krissa Ho
    February-8-2008 @ 6:48 pm

    At least he didn’t OD. That’s a good start. Too bad his parents didn’t push him to go to school so he can at least have something to fall back on.

  22. Aysla
    February-8-2008 @ 8:17 pm

    Aw :o(. People have the power to really change for the better– I hope he gets a second (or third or fourth) chance and gets his next “big break”. I’ve never heard of him though…

  23. hairball
    February-8-2008 @ 8:37 pm

    So, so sad to see these child stars or flash in the pans (High School Musical anyone?) later on. You see the writing on the wall.

  24. KM
    January-19-2009 @ 11:50 pm

    GO COREY!!!! i have faith in u!!!! XOXOOX

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