
Not even the resurrection of Jesus could create this much anticipation.
That’s right, 80’s heart-throb Corey Haim is finally ready to start working. So ready, in fact, that he took out this full page ad in Variety .
It’s nice to know he still signs his name with a heart.
















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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! What a fuckin’ Douchebag!!!!
That’s gotta be a stunt. How could he afford the ad?
Hard Up ‘Eh Baconhead?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA…………..
OH NO! OMFG! I don’t know if I should laugh or cry!!! (?)
I need a clown for my son’s bday party in May. I wonder if he’s available.
Amends for what? I can’t remember anything that long ago….
it makes me sad that i have the same name as him…..
DO YOU WANT TO SUPERSIZE THAT FOR AN ADDITIONAL 60 CENTS, MA’AM???
LOLROTFLMAO!
Awwww, I feel bad for him! I guess that show on A&E didn’t pan out too well.
That’s pretty sad but at least he’s not a douchebag like Corey Feldman. Hanging out with him could drive anyone to drugs and drink. He’s such a self-righteous, talent-free TOOL!!
That is actually really pathetic. I can’t even laugh at that, it’s like his end of his rope. Poor, poor guy.
And he’s not bad looking either, which is the sad part. I have seen some of his movies when he was younger, and my god, he looked good then!
Arasto - Feeling mighty fiesty today, eh?!?
The comments about the milk carton, the resurrection of Jesus and that he “still signs his name with a heart” are hilarious! Meow. Luvs it.
Waaaay to late for him……..
LMFAO@ Shell loves hockey!!!!!!!!!
He doesn’t look anything like he used to. That’s what drugs will do to you. The ad is pretty sad, I agree but you have to give him credit for trying. It’s hard to get a job in Hollywood.
that’s so sad to me. i just want to give him a hug.
At first glance I was like what the HELL happened to Leonardo DiCaprio?
Anyhow, this man needs to learn a trade already.
Oh my…
I don’t even know what to say
other than how terribly fucking awful that show “The 2 Corey’s” was. I doubt either of them will ever work (in showbiz) after that mess.
Oh the Two Coreys!! He’s back hahaha. I remember whenever either Corey Haim or Feldman used to come on TV or whatever my older brother and his friends used to pay them out hardcore. I really liked License to Drive though haha oh the memories. It will be interesting to see what this guy does I guess.
At least he didn’t OD. That’s a good start. Too bad his parents didn’t push him to go to school so he can at least have something to fall back on.
Aw :o(. People have the power to really change for the better– I hope he gets a second (or third or fourth) chance and gets his next “big break”. I’ve never heard of him though…
So, so sad to see these child stars or flash in the pans (High School Musical anyone?) later on. You see the writing on the wall.
GO COREY!!!! i have faith in u!!!! XOXOOX