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For those of you who just can’t get enough of Paris Hilton, now you have the opportunity to purchase dolls in dresses chosen by the marketing magnate herself.

German Simba Toys company has just presented the new doll collection at the Nuernberg toy fair and FYB got a sneak peek!

The branding beauty has signed a two-year deal with Simba and a Paris look-a-like will greet the attendants of the toy fair.

The new dolls may not look like Paris, but they reflect her sense of style. The real Paris chose a glittery gold cocktail dress, silver highlights, an MP3 player and other decorations for her doll collection.

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15 Comments

  1. Dewey
    February-7-2008 @ 1:38 pm

    Paris ROCKS!!!! and you know this!!!

  2. February-7-2008 @ 1:44 pm

    Rocks what?
    She does nothing to me at all.

  3. Shell loves hockey
    February-7-2008 @ 2:02 pm

    The doll would look more like her if she had a dick in her mouth, or was smoking a tampon, if you pulled a string and racial slurs spewed outta her mouth, if she wasn’t wearing underwear, had coke around her nose, came with a roll of toilet paper made of $100 bills… yadda yadda

  4. ONLY 1
    February-7-2008 @ 2:03 pm

    ^^ lol Shell.. and the nose of which the coke would be up needs to be longer.. more Beak-ish if you will..

  5. Carrie
    February-7-2008 @ 2:42 pm

    My child would never have one of those!

  6. Miss
    February-7-2008 @ 2:52 pm

    The doll doesn’t even look like her, she looks like barbie anyways, i’m sure this was a huge ego boost for her.

  7. parissucksliterally
    February-7-2008 @ 2:57 pm

    which one comes with the night vision camera?
    Shell loves hockey- hilarious!
    Dewey, you are the biggest douchebag to hit this site in a long time…….

  8. eek
    February-7-2008 @ 3:02 pm

    anyone who buys this for their kid should be investigated for child abuse.

  9. Hannah
    February-7-2008 @ 3:14 pm

    The children of tomorrow are fucked.

  10. go away angie
    February-7-2008 @ 4:22 pm

    The doll is a hell of a hot better looking than the real Parisite is! And the doll doesn’t have any STDs!

  11. supernova
    February-7-2008 @ 4:49 pm

    Shouldn’t that doll be half-naked with a cock hanging out of her mouth?

  12. Blake
    February-7-2008 @ 5:53 pm

    You guys beat me to the comments! LOL
    I was gonna say that the doll doesn’t come with the STDs that Paris has. And needs to have a dick in all three “spots” and coke powder on the nose lol.

  13. RaraAvis
    February-7-2008 @ 8:05 pm

    If you haven’t strolled down the doll aisle lately, take a moment and do so. There are more “celebrity” dolls than you can shake a stick at - and they’re mostly on clearance.

  14. Stephi
    February-7-2008 @ 8:42 pm

    Awwww Steffi dolls…not spelt the same but still hahah. I don’t think thse dolls are meant to look like Paris at all, they are just Steffi dolls STYLED by Paris Hilton. Gee Paris, styling dolls….great gig. I think the doll looks ok and doesn’t look nearly as skanky as Bratz dolls but just having Paris’s name attached to a child’s toy is just a bad idea. She is by no standards a role model for young girls at all. Little girls playing with these dolls shouldn’t even know who she is.

  15. February-8-2008 @ 9:11 am

    does it come with its own sex tape?????????

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