BEACH BODY ALERT: LINDSAY LOHAN EDITION

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Proudly showing off her Mischa Barton-esque figure (skinny but painfully out of shape), Lindsay Lohan frolicks on the beaches of the Bahamas on Saturday afternoon.

After a nonstop two-week promotional tour pimping her latest sure-to-be box office flop, ‘Georgia Rule’, the 20-year-old actress hit up the tropical island for some R&R before she heads back Stateside to begin work on her latest project.

Joining La Lohan on her one-week vaycay? Calum Best, her 26-year-old British TV personality boyfriend.

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25 Comments

  1. VAtomic
    May-13-2007 @ 9:43 am

    The Movie is actually pretty good, I mean she does have Fonda and Huffman leading so that helps, go see it and its R rated for a reason.

  2. Pin
    May-13-2007 @ 9:54 am

    That kid looks terrified of the water. Seems a little old for the arm floaties (water wings, whatever). Maybe he’s just dressed to look older than he his. I really wish her skinny friend would find shorts that fit. One large wave around him and that kid will be forever traumatized by the beach.

    On the other hand, if I was at the Bahamas right now I wouldn’t give a damn how other people thought I looked. :)

  3. dana
    May-13-2007 @ 10:04 am

    In every single picture, it’s like she’s screaming “Look at me, look at me!!!”

  4. parissucksliterally
    May-13-2007 @ 10:08 am

    I wonder how many lines they did before hitting the beach? Someone should check their bags for the vials too…..I’ll bet they’d hit a gold mine.

  5. Dee Bee
    May-13-2007 @ 10:36 am

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: she has the body of a 14 year old boy.

  6. BANG !
    May-13-2007 @ 10:41 am

    Her nipple seems to have exploded……….

  7. The Beautiful One
    May-13-2007 @ 10:59 am

    Regarding the nip slip — it isn’t her fault, it’s the fault of the guy picking her up. If someone grabs you from the back and you’re wearing a wet bathing suit, it’s going to move around a bit.

    Regarding her partying a lot — she’s young, that’s what young people do. She’s rich and she’s famous, what else is she supposed to do?

    Regarding her body — what makes her “out of shape”? This site is amazing, you all call Beyonce fat, you call Sharon Stone old, you call Jennifer Aniston ugly… is there anyone in Hollywood (or the world for that matter), without ‘flaws’?

  8. mee
    May-13-2007 @ 11:08 am

    i was wonderin’ about that oo, The Beautiful One

    i really don’t see what’s wrong with her body.

  9. B :)
    May-13-2007 @ 11:16 am

    I saw a clip onTV of Georgia Rule and LL is very good.

    She has talent on film but no talent in leading her own life.

  10. dottcomm1
    May-13-2007 @ 1:37 pm

    The Beautiful One : i’ll tell you what’s wrong with her body…her head’s attached to it! ;-)

  11. kt
    May-13-2007 @ 1:53 pm

    My old flatmate has slept with Callum, in fact he has slept with half of London…total man ho! I guess they deserve each other!

  12. Anonymous
    May-13-2007 @ 2:12 pm

    lindsay looks out of shape but britney is looking good?wtf

  13. Gemma
    May-13-2007 @ 3:56 pm

    Why is that image a friggin huge bitmap? No wonder your images are loading from the bottom up now. (which makes me a little seasick, to be honest.)

  14. Stephi
    May-13-2007 @ 4:35 pm

    I think she looks OK here. Yes her body isn’t in the best shape but she looks kinda like a normal twenty something for a change instead of trying to be something that she is not. I like her bikini too!

  15. Anonymous
    May-13-2007 @ 5:19 pm

    why does it look like theres a brownish patch around her stomach

  16. Gemma
    May-13-2007 @ 5:34 pm

    ^ That’ sher hideous fake tan.

  17. thighmegatampon
    May-13-2007 @ 6:03 pm

    This girl always has bruises on her legs

  18. Rachel2
    May-13-2007 @ 6:38 pm

    i always have bruises on my legs too. i just bruise easily. it’s not weird ok??????!!!?? lol
    she looks fine
    i mean… if i didnt know who she was, id say she looks good

  19. parissucksliterally
    May-13-2007 @ 6:56 pm

    I get bruised a lot too- I walk into shit all the time- lol.

    However, Lilo does it because she’s wasted.

  20. crumbly
    May-13-2007 @ 7:38 pm

    ^^^^yeah, the girl is always bruised…it’s because she’s always wasted and stumbling around into shit. she’s a nasty nasty, vile little grommit.

  21. peep
    May-13-2007 @ 8:59 pm

    i think she looks pretty normal, average girl of her age. the only “painfully out of shape” organ here - as always - is her brain.

  22. SAS
    May-13-2007 @ 9:59 pm

    i think she looks good here apart from the patchy tan!

  23. =)
    May-13-2007 @ 11:04 pm

    She has GRANDMA SKIN!!!! yuck

  24. hotbitch
    May-14-2007 @ 5:54 am

    She has the worst shape ever! And how many men has this ho slept with already????? DAMN.

  25. Chantelle
    May-15-2007 @ 2:22 am

    What’s with the splotchy fake tan? Yick.

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