JESSICA ALBA IS PRETTY (USELESS)

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Hollywood starlet Jessica Alba put her outstanding acting skills to use once again yesterday for her latest photo-shoot on a Malibu beach.

Get prepared to see a lot more of Jessica — in addition to recently signing a $5 million contract with Revlon to represent the cosmetic giant’s new 3D extreme mascara, the 26-year-old actress has six movies coming out this year.

Ugh, I think I’m gonna be sick.

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16 Comments

  1. parissucksliterally
    May-12-2007 @ 11:45 am

    she’s gorgeous, but can’t act for shit.

  2. my2cents
    May-12-2007 @ 11:52 am

    She is absolutely gorgeous but boring, untalented, and just kind of blah.

  3. Aysla
    May-12-2007 @ 11:54 am

    ^I agree. And 6 movies in one year? That’s going to backfire on her like it did for Jude Law. Audiences will get tired of seeing her everywhere…

  4. Devin
    May-12-2007 @ 1:28 pm

    In five or six years she’ll be on dancing with the stars.

  5. normal
    May-12-2007 @ 1:46 pm

    i like that dress…but i agree, she’s boring….

  6. Selon
    May-12-2007 @ 3:02 pm

    Boo. I like her. Honey was one of the highlights of my life. Plus she has a little bit of chat in her. Granted it needs to be tweezed out on occasion but she’s no Kate Bosworth. zzzzzzzz

  7. Agustina
    May-12-2007 @ 3:15 pm

    She’s boring, definitely. And I don’t see the beauty in her. She’s just attractive.

  8. coco
    May-12-2007 @ 4:49 pm

    wow. i think she is gorgeeeoussss. seriously, i dont get tired of her.

  9. EAT IT
    May-12-2007 @ 4:58 pm

    i think she’s pretty and i don’t dislike her. i loved Dark Angel except for the last season, which was a joke.

  10. SAS
    May-12-2007 @ 5:30 pm

    six movies? she can only play one character! i totally agree with parissucks and my2cents- nothing more than a pretty face.

  11. Cree
    May-12-2007 @ 7:43 pm

    I love her look she has an ethnic/exotic thing about her face she dosnt look like everyone else but I guess I gotta agree with everyone her acting don’t match the beauty…

  12. selena
    May-13-2007 @ 12:11 am

    she looks JUST like my niece, can’t hate…

  13. LikeItMatters
    May-13-2007 @ 2:19 am

    As long as there’s pervs in America, this girl will always have a job

  14. Stephi
    May-13-2007 @ 5:33 am

    Wowww six movies….she has been a busy girl! I think she is pretty but I don’t find her sexy at all. No boobs and she lost the figure that made her famous. And yes I agree with the previous comments that she seems very very boring in every interview I have seen her in, kinda bitchy too.

  15. T
    May-14-2007 @ 6:48 am

    I don’t think I have ever seen a movie with her in it, if I have she was forgettable.

  16. blah
    May-14-2007 @ 11:34 pm

    Exotic? Only if you’ve lived your whole life around white people and haven’t seen many Hispanic people. She looks like a lot of Mexican girls, nothing especially stunning IMO.

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